Standard Issue
As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen
I, _________________________, do hereby waive all “life rights” including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.
Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.
I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed, though I will be thanked for dying should this be a filmed event going straight to the DVD marketplace, but NOT if this is a filmed IMAX event (as credit space is limited).
Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during this concert that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.
Finally, thank you for coming to see DETHKLOK live. We understand you have many METAL concert choices out there and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.
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Printed Name
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Social Security #
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Bank Account, Credit card and PIN Number
We need your help! In addition to all the promotional pieces that are hosted on this blog, one small project remains on the back burner; a masterpost listing every Dethklok and Dethklok-related interview. However, some of which would end up deleted from their sources, and/or not archived elsewhere, which include;
Pickles the Drummer audio interview by sickdrummer.com (9/17/07)
a Dethklok audio interview by Blabbermouth (date unknown, ranged from 2007-2010)
another Dethklok audio interview with NONzine (10/19/07) (link mentioning so here, don’t bother clicking the links at the bottom of the article, they lead nowhere)
The former two have been deleted from youtube, and the latter does not seem to have been uploaded anywhere. If you have any of these in your possession (or other obscure interviews), we humbly ask you to share it with us, so that it may be shared with everyone too!