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No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and the upside down, on the floor, on the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, mind blogging, soul snatching, over stimulating, vile, sloppy, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bine breaking, world ending, black whole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, back worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, throat blasting, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango and I’d still bounce on it.

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friendly reminder that if you support israel youre either racist, or stupid

israels a bitch and dont you ever forget that.

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Israel’s senseless slaughter leaves thousands of children orphaned. Palestine must be free! Don’t tire keep talking about what’s happening!

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not so friendly reminder that ellie williams is a lesbian. lemme say that one more time for the people in the back, ELLIE WILLIAMS IS A LESBIAN.

and before anyone tries to say, “well, the lgbtq community takes straight characters and makes them gay all the time so we can make gay characters straight.”

no. no, you can’t. the lgbtq community does that because of a lack of representation. not only is there a lack of representation, most of the “representation” the community has is objectively bad.

the large majority of characters are heterosexual. you have your representation, you’ve had your representation for centuries. the lgbtq community is not taking anything from you by making characters lgbtq. you, on the other hand, are taking something from the lgbtq community when you make an lgbtq character straight.

finding an lgbtq character attractive is all good and well, but you are not allowed to be surprised or upset when you’re called out for writing, drawing, making ai art, etc. of that character as straight, or in ellie’s case, as the male gaze.

more specifically speaking about ellie, she is an amazing representation of lesbianism. not only that, but her lesbianism plays a big role in her character.

if the lgbtq community is telling you something is disrespectful, sit down, listen, and reevaluate your actions and decisions.

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Ellie core

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Currently thinking about dyslexic Ellie (mainly because I'm dyslexic as fuck)

TW: Pure fluff, Ellie is in highschool (but 18), swearing, Ellie being a loser tbh, that's about it ngl.

Ellie looks at her homework, it wasn't unusual for you and Ellie to do schoolwork together but she specifically asked you because I was english- her weakest subject.

"man, I don't give a fuck what you say, why the fuck would they spell DYSLEXIA like that?! Great way to kick us when we are already down" you chuckle at her outburst. "Ellie c'mon, I'm here to help"

She grumbles "don't need your help"

"what was that?" You say.

"nothing!" She smiles at you, making eye contact. Your smile drops as you look at her work to her failed attempts to write the word. "Anniversary"

"Ellie, babe, that's- that's not how you spell anniversary" you point at her work "yes it is"

"you spelt it 'Anaverousy' that's not... Right it's A. N. N. I. V. E. R. S. A. R. Y"

"oh-"

"you'll be okay just re-try it"

Texting Ellie

Ellie: you deserve be deleted

You: Els what? It's you deserve to be deleted, not "you deserve be deleted"

Ellie: no it's not, it's proper grammar

You giggle

You: it's not bro... I'll even ask Jesse.

Ellie: do it then.

I'm right

Jesse's chats

You: yo, is it "you deserve be deleted" or "you deserve to BE deleted?"

Jesse: you deserve to be deleted... Why?

You: me and Ellie are arguing again.

Jesse: good luck dude 😹😹

Ellie's chats

You send through the screen shot of Jesse saying you were right

Ellie: fuck you!

You: ain't my fault I was right.

Y'all, sorry this is short as fuck. I honestly can't be fucked writing rn (dyslexia on the upper hand)

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texts with gf!ellie !!

cw; realllllly short smau. men dni. none, idek, random texts, ellies just being silly, mentions of brawl stars if that triggers u lol .. (gtfo) and some swearing

DAILY CLICK. READ THIS.

#ellie williams #ellie williams fluff #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams x y/n #ellie williams x you #ellie the last of us #ellie williams smut #the last of us 2 #smau #ellie williams smau #lesbian

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the vibe we bring to the function

(we’re crippling nicotine addicts)

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While the world celebrates women's day, let's talk about the tragedies women of Gaza went through:

- We saw pregnant women in Gaza give birth with no anesthesia & no hygiene.

- We saw women in Gaza using tent scraps in place of period products.

- We saw women in Gaza pulled out of the rubble of their homes.

- We saw women in Gaza rushing to the hospitals with the bodies of their children with the hope of saving them.

- We saw women in Gaza suffering miscarriages due to indiscriminate bombardment.

- We saw women in Gaza starving yet feeding their portions of food to their children.

- We saw women in Gaza coming out and communicating the trauma, horror and violence they went through.

- We saw Israeli soldiers celebrating with the lingerie of women of Gaza who were either displaced or killed by them.

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From AL Shifa Hospital earlier: The little boy is screaming:

"I'm scared, I swear I'm scared I wanna go...."

This is too much for a child to experience.

His screams would never leave my mind, ever.

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Israel is STARVING Gaza

For three days, Al Jazeera followed three families in Gaza to document how they are coping with hardly any food.

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So one argument zionists use is that "Well its Palestines fault that their goverment doesnt build them defense system".

Yall wanna talk how israel got its iron dome?

Yall really think that israel would have the money for it without US??

Also wanna talk about how israel has banned and is banning normal items from entering Gaza. So tell me how is Gaza supposed to build iron dome or anything like that? Like zionists give me your best take.

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Gaza is a feminist issue, children's rights & human rights issue

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