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I showed Dipper and Mabel the things that we found in storage the other day, and they said that when people on Tumbler have some junk they don’t want, they make a “giveaway post”. Somehow through this post, I will chose someone to give these things to! Dipper and Mabel are helping immensely with this process. A few of the items are mine, some are from @stanblogs, and Soos wanted to throw in a few things from the gift shop as well.

Here’s what’s included:

A phony copy of my journal; stolen, published and sold by a Mister Alex Hirsch. Stan bought 20 copies just to annoy me.

My old glasses. Apparently Stan held on to these for 30 years while I was gone, but now the prescription is useless and they’re too small for my head.

An embarrassing crystal pyramid…I thought I’d smashed all these but they keep popping back up. Like weeds.

Two deer teeth. Don’t ask.

One of my many dice sets. They’re quite pretty, but my collection is too big and I only ever use my luckiest set.

Stanley’s old card deck. There are slight differences in the back of the cards that he has memorized and used to cheat. There’s an extra Queen of Hearts in there too.

A magic 8 ball; the original inspiration for Mr. Mystery’s iconic cane.

One of the blue Pine hats from the gift shop. Dipper took quite a shine to one of these the summer that I met him.

A Mystery Shack bumper sticker from the gift shop.

A few Gravity Falls postcards from the gift shop.

We might throw in a few more treats as well. Mabel handed me a list of things I should write as rules:

Likes and Re-Blogs count as entries. Only one Re-Blog will be counted.

No “giveaway blogs”

The winner will be chosen by a random number generator

US entries only please, international shipping is expensive and as much as we’d like, we can’t deliver in the Stan O’ War.

Also, personally I would prefer that only people who do not currently own a copy of my journal enter, but apparently the thing took the world by storm and now it’s everywhere…so if you win and you already have a copy, please give it to a friend or family member that would make good use of it. You can keep everything else.

We will chose a winner two weeks from now, on July 3rd. Good luck!

#((booost check this rad stuff out)) #Grunkle Ford

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Dipper, I always tought that the Tuba was an instrument for fat people.

[Dipperblogs isn’t quite dead, and that’s because the mun is trying to distance themself from that same state of being. 

Depression was kicking my ass much harder than usual, to the point that during my physical the doctor went “Uh, holy shit,” and prescribed me some anti-depressants. I’m only a month and a half in and they are also kicking my ass (mostly just the increased dosage)

Basically my depression told me that Dipperblogs is bad and I should feel bad. Also that all the other gravityblogs hated me. So, as y’all might’ve noticed, I stopped... I’d absolutely love to come back to it when I fully better! Keep waiting for the end of the hiatus, it’ll come.

In the mean time come hang out with me on my main blog, where I am fat and incredibly confused about this message. Who in the world told you such a weird correlation was true.]

#[ask] #mod post

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Conjoined Air Date: February 15, 2016

Happy Gravity Finale Anniversary!

#((this is from my main sorry lmao #this is the first gifset i've made in AGES so please don't mind this blatant self promotion #and happy anniversary!!)) #((reblog)) #mod post

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@bladder-face-chan submitted:

 Some weirdo drew this speculative image? Maybe this’ll help you?

That’s disturbing and entirely accurate

#Who was the weirdo though? #submission #Bill

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I mean. We should at least take it out to an empty field or something

We’re out exploring a park near where we live right now, and someone just left a huge canon hidden the trees? It looks kinda brassy, and really old. How the heck would something like that get out here?

#response #Mabel

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It sounds like the person who doesn't like the 7th generation of Pokemon just really doesn't like it when things change, which is sad since most everything changes in one way or another. On that note, do you think you and Mabel have changed over your summer in Gravity Falls, for better or for worse?

Mabel and I both changed a ton over that summer, I think! I don’t know if I’d say we “grew up” a lot. but we certainly came to term with the fact that we will someday. 

#Sorry I didn't respond to this sooner! I know that pokemon ask is really old now #ask

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Well…. ok. But we shouldn’t have it actually fire anything! Just have it shoot empty, so we don’t accidentally destroy half the park

We’re out exploring a park near where we live right now, and someone just left a huge canon hidden the trees? It looks kinda brassy, and really old. How the heck would something like that get out here?

#There's probably laws about that or something #Mabel #response

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We will consider it!

We’re out exploring a park near where we live right now, and someone just left a huge canon hidden the trees? It looks kinda brassy, and really old. How the heck would something like that get out here?

#response

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Still, though. We can’t just mess around with random canons we find! It probably doesn’t even work

We’re out exploring a park near where we live right now, and someone just left a huge canon hidden the trees? It looks kinda brassy, and really old. How the heck would something like that get out here?

#((mabelsblog is MIA and so pretend we're retcon-ing this hivemind au Mabel into her place i guess? #read their about probs #this person approached me and i said sure let's RP)) #Mabel #response

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Are you crazy? I’m not going to fire you out of a freaking canon! You could get hurt! You could probably get tetanus just from looking at it too long

We’re out exploring a park near where we live right now, and someone just left a huge canon hidden the trees? It looks kinda brassy, and really old. How the heck would something like that get out here?

#Mabel #response

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...What’s your idea?

We’re out exploring a park near where we live right now, and someone just left a huge canon hidden the trees? It looks kinda brassy, and really old. How the heck would something like that get out here?

#Mabel #response

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We’re out exploring a park near where we live right now, and someone just left a huge canon hidden the trees? It looks kinda brassy, and really old. How the heck would something like that get out here?

#I want to say it's something capital S Strange but it could just be because Californians do what they want #the jury's still out on it though #text

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...Doubt it

Ever wonder what Bill would look like in his human form?

Can’t say I have? I wonder what he would look like…

#I've already forgotten it #response #Bill

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Ever wonder what Bill would look like in his human form?

Can’t say I have? I wonder what he would look like...

#I bet he'd be ugly #ask

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What's it like in Cali? I've always wanted to go.

It can get really hot, but the sun is always nice! It can get foggy close to the coast, but unlike Oregon and Washington our beaches can actually be really nice. 

Actual stuff to do/see kinda depends on where you want to go though. San Francisco or Los Angeles can be fun, but you probably aren’t looking to go to death valley.

#ask

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Do you know who Norman Babcock is?

Nope, never heard of him! Last Norman I knew ended up just being a stack of gnomes, though, so maybe keep an eye on him

#Something about the name ''Norman'' just automatically makes people *not* normal #ask

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Favorite thing about school?

Honestly? Being good at math is really satisfying. Hearing people complain about their test scores and stuff really helps build confidence!

#...As mean as that sounds #ask