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GUYS

GUYS

Hear me out on this hc of sorts- (spoilers on Heizou's character story)

YK how Tanjiro had really sensitive smell he used to predict demon attacks with?? Well Heizou has a strong sense of intuition- you're not telling me that in his training days with his clan he did not exploit this and take no damage in battles?? Like come on- WHAT IF HIS INTUITION PREDICTS ALL OF HIS OPPONENTS MOVES MAKING IT EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY FOR HIM??

Another reason why I think he obliterated everyone in the tournament (and survived the arrow).

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

#genshin heizou #genshin impact #shikanoin heizou #heizou #headcanon #hc #genshin headcanons #genshin hcs #tenryou commission

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I don't know either. Want a Kit-Kat?

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

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Neuvillete, Pierro and Zhongli simps try not to thirst over senior citizens challenge (impossible)

#fr they're older than your great great grandparents #zhongli acts like grandpa #neuvillete literally looks like grandpa #pierro is literally grandpa the heck #angry hilichurl rants

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There is a strictly unspoken rule in the Tenryou commission.

"Do not, under any circumstances, let Shikanoin Heizou watch the movie "Ace Ventura: Pet detective"

And that rule is there for a good reason.

#tenryou commission #genshin impact #genshin crack #genshin heizou #heizou #heizou crack #shikanoin heizou #kujou sara

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Update 4 (Warning: mention of death, infant mortality)

I just discovered the tree me and my siblings would casually visit was a potential burial site for stillborn babies/newborns passed away at birth.

So you're telling me I've been casually walking over graves.

So for context I'm at my grandpa's house.

My room is at a secluded corner of the house, which is spooky enough and I always get the heebie jeebies staying here.

What doesn't help the fact that once upon a time, there used to be a giant sack of cat food on the old bed frame which I left over night and came back in the morning to find it UNDER THE BED. That sack, which took ME, a former martial artist great effort to lift was ALL THE WAY UNDER THE BED when I came back in the morning.

Back to present now. I had a heavy dinner, waddled upstairs and when I entered my room, I did not see my neighbouring doves. There were also some kid's slippers next to my bed. Which I shrugged off cuz I got like 5 cousins here. Now I'm talking to my friend on the phone, and homegirl goes like:

Friend: Is there a child with you in the room?

Me: No? Why?

Friend: No...just I thought I heard a kid.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm officially not sleeping tonight.

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Yess finally some accurate clothing 😭🩷💜

Yass finally I can post here

#raiden shogun #raiden #art

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Happy holi y'all (my son in law ko nazar na lage 😭)

Happy Holi ft. Kaeya 😌🌸

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Okay I'm rewriting The forgotten series from part 2 because I died of cringe re reading it and my friend is gonna stalk my account

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Update3:

I cut the doll's clothes to discover she already had an outfit underneath. I'm gonna clean her and stich her up later.

I was having a nap when my cousins banged at my door demanding the doll for my toddler brother.

Not even two minutes later they came back like "you keep it it's creepy."

So I left it on the bed as usual, went to have some dinner.

I DO NOT REMEMBER putting the milk bottle pacifier in it's mouth.

So for context I'm at my grandpa's house.

My room is at a secluded corner of the house, which is spooky enough and I always get the heebie jeebies staying here.

What doesn't help the fact that once upon a time, there used to be a giant sack of cat food on the old bed frame which I left over night and came back in the morning to find it UNDER THE BED. That sack, which took ME, a former martial artist great effort to lift was ALL THE WAY UNDER THE BED when I came back in the morning.

Back to present now. I had a heavy dinner, waddled upstairs and when I entered my room, I did not see my neighbouring doves. There were also some kid's slippers next to my bed. Which I shrugged off cuz I got like 5 cousins here. Now I'm talking to my friend on the phone, and homegirl goes like:

Friend: Is there a child with you in the room?

Me: No? Why?

Friend: No...just I thought I heard a kid.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm officially not sleeping tonight.

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While having a potentially paranormal doll on my lap I had a silly brainrot.

So Teyvat has it's own language, does that mean English doesn't exist there?

Because if it's a normal isekai au, it would be silly interacting with the characters.

(Y/n): Um, excuse me- Do you know which way the bathroom is??

(Character):

But if it's sagau au it's more like people trying to comprehend divine speech while you're speaking in your native language.

(y/n): Can somebody please tell me where the bathroom is???

(Characters): *Crying, banging heads, rolling, kicking their legs, dancing, singing as they rejoice their god blessing them with their divine voice* GOD HAS ANSWERED OUR PRAYERS! REJOICE!

Why were my scissors out of place when I returned to my room.

#genshin impact #genshin crack #sagau x reader #genshin sagau #self aware genshin #genshin x y/n #genshin impact sagau #sagau

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Update 2:

I slept with the thing.

And I had one of the best sleeps. I wasn't scared of the night or dark.

I once again called my friend to tell her about my situation. It was nice chatting and all and I brought up the time she heard a child's voice from my side;

Me: So I'm saying it maybe it's just a weird coincidence you heard a child's voice. Since it's a village the network is bound to be unstable in call creating weird glitchy noises on calls.

Friend: No no, what I heard was A CHILD'S GIGGLES!

Me: You heard a child's...WHAT??

Friend: You yourself said you had 5 cousins. I thought they were trying to bother you by giggling while you were talking. But you were alone in your room...

So for context I'm at my grandpa's house.

My room is at a secluded corner of the house, which is spooky enough and I always get the heebie jeebies staying here.

What doesn't help the fact that once upon a time, there used to be a giant sack of cat food on the old bed frame which I left over night and came back in the morning to find it UNDER THE BED. That sack, which took ME, a former martial artist great effort to lift was ALL THE WAY UNDER THE BED when I came back in the morning.

Back to present now. I had a heavy dinner, waddled upstairs and when I entered my room, I did not see my neighbouring doves. There were also some kid's slippers next to my bed. Which I shrugged off cuz I got like 5 cousins here. Now I'm talking to my friend on the phone, and homegirl goes like:

Friend: Is there a child with you in the room?

Me: No? Why?

Friend: No...just I thought I heard a kid.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm officially not sleeping tonight.

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Update on the situation:

[Warning: Spooky old doll]

The lights have been going out randomly at night. The weather's suddenly chilly because of the rain.

I found my old baby doll I used to play with as a kid.

It's old, it's hair is torn out, it's got dirt and it's stitches are torn.

But it's still comforting. It still helped me sleep well at night.

But when I woke up this morning and came back upstairs after taking a shit, it was gone. It was gone from my room.

I later checked downstairs to find it chilling on a sack in the hall. I called my friend to talk about it, and when I checked downstairs again IT WAS GONE.

This time my toddler cousin was playing with it.

So this doll, is disappearing when I'm looking for it and re appearing randomly.

I called my friend again to tell her about it but for some reason the network started becoming unstable and my friend couldn't hear my side.

This thing is currently in my room again (I bought it me) and now I'm figuring out what to do with it.

So for context I'm at my grandpa's house.

My room is at a secluded corner of the house, which is spooky enough and I always get the heebie jeebies staying here.

What doesn't help the fact that once upon a time, there used to be a giant sack of cat food on the old bed frame which I left over night and came back in the morning to find it UNDER THE BED. That sack, which took ME, a former martial artist great effort to lift was ALL THE WAY UNDER THE BED when I came back in the morning.

Back to present now. I had a heavy dinner, waddled upstairs and when I entered my room, I did not see my neighbouring doves. There were also some kid's slippers next to my bed. Which I shrugged off cuz I got like 5 cousins here. Now I'm talking to my friend on the phone, and homegirl goes like:

Friend: Is there a child with you in the room?

Me: No? Why?

Friend: No...just I thought I heard a kid.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm officially not sleeping tonight.

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And would you look at that, I'm being haunted by my old doll I had at age 7.

Lovely way to spend my Holi.

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So for context I'm at my grandpa's house.

My room is at a secluded corner of the house, which is spooky enough and I always get the heebie jeebies staying here.

What doesn't help the fact that once upon a time, there used to be a giant sack of cat food on the old bed frame which I left over night and came back in the morning to find it UNDER THE BED. That sack, which took ME, a former martial artist great effort to lift was ALL THE WAY UNDER THE BED when I came back in the morning.

Back to present now. I had a heavy dinner, waddled upstairs and when I entered my room, I did not see my neighbouring doves. There were also some kid's slippers next to my bed. Which I shrugged off cuz I got like 5 cousins here. Now I'm talking to my friend on the phone, and homegirl goes like:

Friend: Is there a child with you in the room?

Me: No? Why?

Friend: No...just I thought I heard a kid.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm officially not sleeping tonight.

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WELL WHY ARE THEY FORCING US TO HIDE IN CLOSETS?!

I've figured it out. Doors is a game about homophobic entities trying to kill you as you hide in the closet while hide desperately wants you to come out.

(bonus: closet jack is also hiding but everytime you open the closet he mistakes you for a homophobic entity)

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Pigeon attempts to court falcon

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Forget that are you