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i also didn't love tppd, but i didn't really mind it, just wondering why you seem to really not have enjoyed it? genuinely curious

- Every instrumental sounds the same and they're all extremely boring and one note

- Her lyricism is severely lacking on most of these songs (I Hate It Here, The Alchemy, and Who's Afraid of Little Old Me are the worst offenders imo but there's a lot of cringe on there)

- The album would be a complete snoozefest from front to back if you don't know any Taylor Swift lore but knowing the lore actually makes the album even worse because you realize how many of the songs are about her being head over heels for that soggy rat man from The 1975.

- 31 songs and 2 hours is just too fucking long who has time for that

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your looks are always so fantastic. you don't need to post this but I hope you keep it because you're a badass and i'm glad you exist (not just fantastic looks but also funny as fuck)

awww thank you anon I appreciate that <3

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hey can I get this lipstick all over you? | 💋💋💋

#spicy

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nah we need to critique toxic hookup culture/casual sex and those who participate in it. your bpd hypersexuality is just preventing you from seeing that

my...my bpd hypersexuality...?????

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the old college nickname

#HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS #mtg

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Chappell is so good at making pop songs that even when she drops an absolute stinker of a bar she can just play it off as camp and no one will think twice and honestly I love that for her it's kind of iconic

The fact that Chappell Roan makes nothing but bops really saved her from more people pointing out that "Hit it like rom pom pa pom / get it hot like Papa John" is genuinely one of the stupidest lyrics ever recorded

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The fact that Chappell Roan makes nothing but bops really saved her from more people pointing out that "Hit it like rom pom pa pom / get it hot like Papa John" is genuinely one of the stupidest lyrics ever recorded

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You don’t have Twitter so I assumed you were a zionist I’m sorry

???????

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4/24 Pyrrha Nikos happy B unny irthday!!🎂

#pyrrha nikos #rwby

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this is sending me

#a 6.0 is too high honestly

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just spent like a half hour googling around trying to find an explanation for the oft repeated joke that peyton beachdeath had a "bill hader tulpa" before I finally turned up the source and it truly did not disappoint

1. a couple months ago a publicist invited me to a concert and i accepted her invite and she said she’d add my name to the guest list. the night of the concert i was feeling a little tired and not entirely up for walking all the way to the venue and standing around listening to a band i’d never heard of. but then, as i was making dinner, i thought, “why don’t you pretend this is a date night with bill hader?” i realize this is an insane person thing to think. i do often go to concerts with friends; i am not in the habit of pretending bill hader is accompanying me to concerts. but that night i did put on the band’s album and pretend that bill hader was dancing around the kitchen with me while i cooked. and then i pretended that bill hader threw his arm around me on the walk to the venue and walked slower than usual because he’s taller and his paces are longer than mine. then i got to the venue. and i told the lady in the ticket booth that i was on the guest list. and i gave her my name. and she handed me two tickets, and she said, “here, for you and your plus one.” i was all alone in front of the box office. there was no one else around. at no point leading up to this had the publicist mentioned giving me a plus one. i laughed a little to myself at the idea of Imaginary Bill Hader being given his own ticket and then i went inside.

2. on the way home from acting class tonight, a long walk in the cold, i came upon a diner lit in warm golden hues, and i hadn’t eaten all day, and it looked irresistible, so i went inside. “for one,” i said, and the hostess said, “do you want to eat at the bar?” and i said, “no thanks, could i sit at a table?” and i was ushered to a table for two. it was a pretty busy night and i was kind of self-conscious about being the only person eating alone so i was like, “well okay i’ll just imagine i’m on a date with bill hader again haha.” and so i sat there and enjoyed some very good sweet potato ravioli with chestnut-cream sauce, and what was perhaps the best cheesecake i’d ever eaten in my life, all the while imagining bill hader seated in the empty chair across from me. and then at the end of the meal, my waitress came and cleared away my dessert plate, and she looked at me, and then she looked at the empty chair, and then she looked back at me, and then she said, “are you paying separate or together?” again, the other seat was empty. i had been sitting at this table fully by myself for the entire duration of the meal. the waitress had come by the table perhaps five or six times over the course of the hour, seeing me completely alone. and i said, “sorry?” and she said, “separate or together?” and i said, “…together?” and she said, “cool, do you need the machine?” and i said, “yes” and she brought the machine over and i paid, because my dinner companion, despite apparently being visible to my waitress, was imaginary bill hader. 

#also peyton don't bother sending me another email I'm just gonna ignore it like I did the last one

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Living my life one titty pic at a time…. Always thinking the next boobs image will fix me

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Drawed. Pictur

#frenzy art 🥰

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You’re a Zionist

Per what????? I literally do not believe the State of Israel should exist

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my favorite episode of jojos is the one where they eat spaghetti that's so good they think it has to be evil but it's just really good pasta

#jjba