#like if ur apartment doesn’t have washing or drying that’s one thing but i don’t really know of anyone who has a washer but not a dryer
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
PSA if you’re ordering flowers for a friend with cats
Don’t get fucking lilies they are INCREDIBLY toxic to cats
Signed
Locking flowers up so they don’t Kill my Pets
5 notes - Posted January 15, 2022
#4
You know if you choose a hate group over your friends who are directly hurt by said hate group your friends didn’t turn their backs on you. You turned your back on them
6 notes - Posted May 4, 2022
#3
from that meme: THE END — i’ll make up an ending, or post the ending if i’ve written it
So it's a fake dating au of my motw character Thaddeus Charles and @jupiterjunebug's character Charlie Morris. They're away at a hunting retreat for Thaddeus's work so naturally, they end up Actually getting together bc why have a fake dating au if they don't end up Unfake dating after several years of mutual pining/friends to strangers to lovers shenanigans
Charlie took a deep breath of the morning air as they stepped outside of the lodge arm in arm. It was the same action yet the entire paradigm had shifted, now it was real, no audience required.
"Well, we should probably start heading home shouldn't we?" Charlie asked.
Home, a word that had become so weighted and painful over the past three years. Thaddeus smiled wide, his cheek stinging slightly,
"Why yes love, I dare say we should."
6 notes - Posted February 8, 2022
#2
What’s the point of Hannibal fanfic if Hannibal isn’t a cannibal? You just have Fraiser Crane at that point
9 notes - Posted March 17, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
man one of the animators from The Arcane is a little too into the spit you know?
what your favorite Crimson Peak ship says about you (with apologies to Eldena Doubleca5t)
Edith/Thomas: you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of doomed love. or you’re a rabid Hiddles fan
Lucille/Thomas but you gloss over or change the incest thing: you’re a rabid Hiddles fan AND a goth
Lucille/Thomas but you don’t gloss over or change the incest thing: you’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of extreme codependency. or you have a very specific kink
Lucille/Edith: you read that one interview with Jessica Chastain and you have never watched the butterfly scene the same way since
Edith/Lucille/Thomas and everything’s consensual: you just want all three main characters in this movie to stop Suffering, and really, who wouldn’t?
Edith/Lucille/Thomas and there are consent issues: the movie wasn’t actually horror, and you’re determined to fix that
Edith/Alan: your ideal relationship dynamic is a himbo and the woman who pegs him. or you saw the movie once and wrote a long post about how the subject matter is Problematic
Thomas/OC, Reader, Y/N, etc.: you’re only here for the Hiddles Ass(TM)
Lucille/OC, Reader, Y/N: you have watched all the Lady Dimitrescu cutscenes despite not playing Resident Evil
The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Thursday, December 10
Buffy: Giles, care? I'm putting my life on the line battling the undead. Look, I broke a nail, okay? I'm wearing a press-on. The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest. You could go, 'hmm'.
~~Prophecy Girl~~
[Drabbles & Short Fiction]
Train to Nowhere (Spike/Buffy, T) by violettathepiratequeen
A sparring session (Faith/Buffy, T) by Bl4ckHunter
A Time to Ask (Giles/Buffy, E) by froxyn
Maybe Christmas Doesn't Come from a Store (Giles/Buffy, T) by froxyn
[Chaptered Fiction]
Purpose Is But The Slave To Memory, Chapter 1-5 (Spike/Buffy, ensemble, M) by touchstoneaf. COMPLETE!
The Tiger is Out, Chapter 51 (OC & Spike/Buffy, R) by Cosmic Tuesdays
All But One, Chapter 5 (Spike/Buffy, Angelus, NC-17) by Jws1993
Echoes of Beljoxa, Chapter 64 (Spike/Buffy, M) by myrabethfanfic
[Images, Audio & Video]
Artwork: BTVS “Every Outfit” “Never Kill A Boy On The First Date” part 1 and part 2 (Buffy, worksafe) by whatshisfaceblogs
Cross stiching: Update on the buffy pattern I have designed. Almost there! (ensemble, worksafe) by Wankeritis
Comic: The latest fad with Wolfram & Hart clients (crossover with Doctor Who, Angel, worksafe) by heroofthreefaces (Paul Gadzikowski)
[Reviews & Recaps]
David Boreanaz's Acting as Angelus by NikkolasKing
[Charisma Carpenter's acting compared to Sarah Michelle Gellar's] by dumbosjumbo
[Community Announcements]
The Headline Awards will be back for New Year’s to celebrate the Anthony Head fandom, and new judges are needed at headlineawards
[Fandom Discussions]
the thing about fool for love and the spike always loved buffy retcon flashback (at what point does the falling in love with her start?) by chasingfictions
Do you ever wonder what memory was created for the gang [to retcon Connor in AtS]? by mooseblood07
I have seen interpretations that Spike basically killed the soulless version of himself. I don’t really see it like that. by AstridDante
a genuine question about spike (do you think that if an actor who was considered unattractive was to play him...) by rapbarf
a thought on why people hold angel and spike to different standards by rapbarf
Poll: Who is Buffy's one true love? [with discussion of rarepairs and crack ships] by JenningsWigService and others
Discussion of Eldena Doubleca5t's video "What Your Favorite BtVS Ship Says About You" by multiple people
What Your Favorite Buffy the Vampire Slayer Ship Says About You by Eldena Doubleca5t
What Your Favorite Rise of the TMNT Ship Says About You
(Sidenote: Doing all the ships I can think of EXCEPT the T//cest ones because nope, not touching those with a five-foot pole. Also check out Eldena Doubleca5t on Youtube)
Raph/April: Your ideal high school romance is Jock/Jock
Donnie/April: Your ideal high school romance is Jock/Theatre Kid OR you just want a healthier version of the 2012!Apriltello ship
Leo/April: These two are full of sass and you are HERE FOR IT. Also mlm/wlw solidarity.
Mikey/April: You had a crush on a kid who was a few years older than you at some point and you never quite got over it
Any of the turtles/Your OC: You like the idea of dating a superhero, but without all the angst and secret identities stuff and instead just want a guy who can take you rooftop jumping
April/Sunita: You’re just here for super cute lesbian girls, and really - who could blame you?
April/Foot Recruit: You’re just here for lesbians who are always ready to throw down, and really - who could blame you?
Leo/Usagi: You watched the 2003 TMNT series at some point
Donnie/Kendra: You really like the enemies-to-lovers trope, and you also took Donnie’s “You’re so cute but so mean, why do I always go for your type?” line super seriously
Donnie/Jace or Jeremy: You really like the enemies-to-lovers trope but gay
April/Kendra: Same joke as above pretty much
Leo/Foot Recruit: You shipped Leo/Karai at some point
Honeybadger/Groundhog/Prairie Dog: Just a bunch of gals bein’ pals
Lou Jitsu/Baron Draxum: You started shipping these two the moment you saw ‘Evil League of Mutants’ and you refuse to let canon stop you
Splinter/Baron Draxum: You like the enemies-to-lovers trope, but you also really like redemption arcs and soft old man romance. Why not combine all three?
Splinter/Big Mama: You are a firm believer in the inherit eroticism of giant monster spider-women
Splinter/Todd: You just want good things for Splinter - and really, who wouldn’t?
Splinter/Meatsweats: You really enjoyed their dynamic in ‘Fast and the Furriest’ and honestly, you just like a good Rom-Com
Splinter/Senor Hueso: You played Dream Daddy at some point
Splinter/Jupiter Jim: You liked the idea of them dating back when Splinter was still human and still a famous actor, and you don’t think Jim was THAT sketchy in his debut episode
Big Mama/Bulhop: You’re a furry who’s also into Dance Flirting
Big Mama/Tang Shen: You don’t care if Shen hasn’t technically been introduced yet, you just want some badass ladies
Repo/Hypno-potamus: You’re a sucker for the Opposites Attract trope and villains who have matching color scheme
Repo/Todd: You’re a sucker for the Opposites Attract trope and characters who love their pets
Hypno-potamus/Meatsweats: You’re a sucker for the Opposites Attract trope and muscle-bound characters with nice accents
Warren Stone/Hypno-potamus: You weren’t expecting this pairing to be a Thing. Like... at all. But it’s just so healthy and wholesome that you can’t help but support it
Warren Stone/Stinkbomb: You got a worm... You got a flower man... Why not?
Meatsweats/Ghostbear: You got a pig-chef... You got a bear-wrestler... Why not?
Foot Lt./Foot Brute: You’re here for evil villains, the ‘Leader and their Second-in-Command’ dynamic, and some domestic married life fluff
Your OC/any of the villains: You’re just here for Comic Book Villain Wackiness and you may or may not be a furry
Aaaaand I’m pretty sure that’s all of them. Hope you all enjoyed this silly post
In the style of Elena Doubleca5t I have created a master list of what your favorite Discworld ship says about you. Now please keep in mind I’m still super new to this series and I haven’t read all the books yet! So if I’ve missed any of your favorites, please feel free to reblog and add your own thoughts. And of course, this is done in the spirit of humor and was not created with any ill intent. This is not meant to be taken seriously, so just remember that and have a good time.
I look forward to the fandom’s additions! Now without further ado, here is... What your favorite Discworld ship says about you!
Carrot/Vimes: Nothing is sexier to you than Good Cop-Bad Cop.
71 Hour Ahmed/Vimes: Nothing is sexier to you than Bad Cop-Bad cop.
Vimes/Sybill: You’re an edgy boy but you love your wife so god damn much.
Carrot/Angua: You’re either a heterosexual, or a furry.
Angua/Gaspode: You’re definitely a furry.
Knobby/Colon: You love the inherent eroticism of Buddy Comedy.
Vetinari/Vimes: You don’t see what the big deal is about Yaoi Hands.
Vetinari/Margolotta: You probably can’t wait for the new Twilight book.
Vetinari/Leonard of Quirm: You love the inherent eroticism of Stockholm Syndrome.
Vetinari/Moist: Nothing is sexier to you than organizing your filing cabinet.
Vetinari/Lord Downey: Nothing is sexier than having one, or both, partners palming blades during coitus.
Moist/Adora: You’re all in favor of men! Getting! Pegged!
DeWorde/Sacharissa: You probably ship your RL coworkers.
Rincewind/Twoflower: You also love Buddy Comedy, but with the dangerous edge of nearly dying.
Susan/Teatime: You think kismesissitude is legitimate outside of the Homestuck fandom.
Susan/Buddy: You probably listen to My Chemical Romance.
Mort/Isabel: Your ideal trope is Enemies to Lovers, slow burn, coffeeshop AU 40k+ words.
Magrat/Verence: You just wanted good things for Magrat. And really, who wouldn’t?
Granny/Ridcully: Your grandparents probably raised you.
Granny/Nanny: You’re probably a lesbian.
Nanny/Giamo Casanunda: You plan to still get laid on the daily well into your nineties, or you just love a good GILF.
Tiffany/Preston: You grew up reading YA novels, so why stop now?
Tiffany/Wintersmith: You were in the Jack Frost fandom back in the early 2000’s.
Rob Anybody/Jeanie: You like a good ship, but you’re really all about making hundreds of OC’s.
One time I was explaining to my dad how unfair it is that every big city has at least a couple gay bars but there are only like 20ish lesbian bars left in the country and he responded with "That's cause gay men have a good party culture. Lesbians don't have time to party, they're too busy debating the sociological implications of things and studying for postgrad degrees" and as much as I wanted to tell him he was out of line for that, as a lesbian who spends all her free time on Tumblr debating sociological implications and messaging other lesbians in discord servers where everyone has a PhD or masters for some reason I felt like I might not be the best person to make that argument
i commissioned the lovely and talented andy @scribblescrabbledepartment to draw my reanimator oc sarah with meg just bein cute together and i am utterly enthralled by it. genuinely havent been able to take my eyes off it since he sent me the finished piece. to quote eldena doubleca5t, theres truly no better relationship dynamic than just.. girls being friends.. gals being pals..
My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting
tiktok objectively sucks in a lot of ways but I will admit that getting to witness thousands of allegedly heterosexual young women have an identity crisis in real time after attending Olivia Rodrigo's Guts tour is both a) not something I'm seeing on tumblr and b) an absolutely magical experience