jonathan harker is a himbo
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“why are the townspeople so weird” my brother in christ they are trying to keep you alive
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Some time ago PotC (2003) was trending.
Now Dracula (1897) is trending.
Next year it’s gonna be Hamlet, the next year the Illiad or something
We’re going back in time
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Dracula throwing Jonathan's mirror out the window made me laugh, ngl
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really worried about my good friend jonathan harker. his friend dracula threw away his only mirror. he had good intentions but how is johny supposed to shave now?
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Love Jonathan noticing ‘the castle is on the very edge of a terrible precipice’ and ‘a stone falling from the window would fall a thousand feet without touching anything!’ that sure sounds like some fun surprise geography that will help us later
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"Welcome to my house! Enter freely and of your own will!"
This is so the way everyone should welcome new friends to their homes for the first time...
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I love how Dracula's entire reason for wanting to move to England is that he thinks it would be fun to be live near a bustling city where no one knows him so he could walk in crowds of people unrecognized & get away with SO much murder. But also he makes sure to pick the creepiest half-ruined old house available because he knows he would get bored if he couldn't be incredibly spooky and scare people. He wants some fresh hunting grounds but he'd never abandon his style, what a man <3
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"Now I'm starting to wonder what all those crucifixes and garlic and mountain ash was supposed to mean!" Gee I dunno Johnny
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There’s a Massachusetts saying for when you realize something completely obvious: “The light dawns on Marblehead.” (Marblehead is a MA town)
The light dawned on Marblehead for our friend Jonathan Harker today.
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girl help I fear I am myself the only living soul within this place
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It’s so funny seeing posts like “lol Jonathan’s got a phone in the 1800s” and “Jonathon’s got the latest technology”, ‘cause that’s a big part in the book. It mentions a lot of advancement to technology at the time like typewriters and phonographs and how it effects communication and such. So, honestly, this would have been on brand!
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"I wish that I were safe out of it, or that I had never come" GOSH JONNY IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD WARNED YOU NOT TO GO THERE
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Make sure to tag your Dracula guys some of us don’t want to get spoiled on this late 1800s book because we haven’t read today’s installment yet.
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All in all i think Dracula is a pretty polite vampire like Yeah he might eat our bestie but damn if he doesn't make sure his stay is comfy . he's good company he likes him
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ok but we know that that’s not what jonathan is actually most upset about. bc he opened his entry expressing his fear and dread. but he can’t help but try not to act too fazed. and so while his fear increasingly leaks through he tries to put on a brave face and is all ‘yeah my host doesn’t have a reflection and tried to grab my throat but it’s fine. it’s fine. yeah. im totally cool with it. i mean i’m a little put out that i can’t shave obviously but otherwise im good.’
Jonathan like:
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I think it’s very autistic of Jonathan to be foremost annoyed at losing his mirror. Sure he just got accosted by a bloodthirsty host, but how will he shave! It completely ruins his morning routine
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