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dragraceshitposts · 2 years
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Gigi: I wanna get married right now
Crystal: ....I have gym class...
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dragraceshitposts · 3 years
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Jaida: The glass is half full
Gigi: The glass is half empty
Crystal: It’s literally a glass of water
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dragraceshitposts · 3 years
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Symone: *taking a shower* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
Olivia: *opening the shower curtain wide open* I’m sorry, BUT DO WE HAVE ANY MORE SALTED CARAMEL ICE CREAM?!!!!
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dragraceshitposts · 3 years
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Gottmik: I’m the most responsible person here
Kandy: You almost burned down the house making garlic bread
Gottmik: And I take full responsibility for that
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dragraceshitposts · 3 years
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They deserved the world 🥺😭
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You are Carol Danvers. You are the woman on that black box risking her life to do the right thing. My best friend, who supported me as a mother, and a pilot when no one else did. You’re smart and funny, and a huge pain in the ass. And you are the most powerful person I knew, way before you could shoot fire from your fist. You hear me? Do you hear me? CAPTAIN MARVEL (2019), dir. Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck
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dragraceshitposts · 3 years
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Which Marvel Characters I Think are the Season 12 Girls’ Favorite
Jaida: • Sam Wilson\Falcon\Captain America
• Gets into fights on Twitter with people who say Sam didn’t deserve the shield
• Hates John Walker
• Regularly rewatches TFATWS
Gigi: • Bucky Barnes\Winter Soldier\White Wolf or Steve Rogers\Captain America
• Writes essays on how Bucky is a victim not a villain
• Hates Steve’s ending
• Is team cap
• writes Stucky fan fiction
Crystal: • Thor
• Ships ThorBruce
• Loves Ragnarok
• Makes whole tumblr posts about how he wouldn’t pick a side in Civil War
Jackie: • Wanda Maximoff\Scarlet Witch
• Cried watching WandaVision
• “She’s a victim, not a villain”
• Only watching Multiverse of Madness for her
• She also loves Vision and Pietro
Heidi: • Tony Stark\Iron Man
• Believes Tony did nothing wrong
• Is team Iron Man
• Hates Steve
• Gets into fights with Gigi and Jaida over Civil War
Widow: • Natasha Romanoff\Black Widow
• Hates Endgame
• Believes Nat deserved a trilogy
• Has already seen BW six times
• Writes 30 page essays on why Nat is a lesbian
Jan: • Carol Danvers\Captain Marvel
• Fights dude bros on Twitter
• Believes Carol should lead the avengers
• Ships CarolMaria
• Also stans Brie Larson
Brita: • T’Challa\Black Panther
• Thinks BP is one of the greatest films ever made
• Is team Iron Man only because T’Challa was team Iron Man
• Has a crush on everyone in the BP movie
Aiden: • Bruce Banner\The Hulk
• Constantly talks about how he’s the most underrated avenger
• Thinks the movies didn’t do him justice
• HATES The Incredible Hulk
Nicky: • Stephen Strange\Dr. Strange
• Ships IronStrange
• Thinks he’s the most powerful avenger
• Has an entire Twitter account dedicated to him
• Is a Cumberbitch
Rock: Peter Parker\Spider Man or Scott Lang\Ant-Man
• Writes Twitter threads on why Tom Holland is the best Spider-Man
• Thinks Ant-Man is the most underrated character in the MCU
• Ships ScottHope
• Also loves Luis
Dahlia: Clint Barton\Hawkeye
• Fights everyone who says he’s the most useless avenger
• “But every time he’s not there they lose”
• Comic book Clint>>>>>>
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dragraceshitposts · 3 years
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#THE FUTURE IS LGBTQ+
Omg this one person just said future generations will believe Dean is bi because we delusional hellers believe he's bi now and boy are we winning good job team
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dragraceshitposts · 3 years
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Rosé: We’re fighting the big three
Denali: What big three?
Rosé: Androids, aliens, and wizards
Denali: That’s not a thing
Rosé: It’s definetely a thing
Denali: No it’s not
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dragraceshitposts · 3 years
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Ladies and gentleman, her 💖
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brielarson: Visit the Avengers Campus: ✅
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dragraceshitposts · 3 years
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Krista is absolutely ROTTEN
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17x17: Someone Saved My Life Tonight (11/12)
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dragraceshitposts · 3 years
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Jackie: Hey how much you money do you have?
Jaida: Uh 69 cents
Jackie: You know what that means!
Jaida, tearing up: I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets
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dragraceshitposts · 3 years
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Happy pride month to those who are scared
Happy pride month to those who are proud
Happy pride month to those who are out
Happy pride month to those who are closeted
Happy pride month if you’re trying to figure yourself out
Happy pride month if you’ve known for years
Happy pride month to those who it’s their first
Happy pride month to those who have celebrated for years
Happy pride month to those who are afraid to celebrate
Happy pride month to those who will scream it from the rooftops
Happy pride month to you.
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dragraceshitposts · 3 years
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It's how they used a dead Black man's image to make fake money that actively destroys the environment while also hyping up the Best Actor category only to not even give it to him, for me
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dragraceshitposts · 3 years
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Toxic Masculinity
Men what’s stopping you from dressing like this
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dragraceshitposts · 3 years
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Gottmik: ROSÉ, WE HAVE TO GO! COME OUT!
Rosé: I’M GAY
Gottmik: THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU
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dragraceshitposts · 3 years
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Rosè, leaning in to kiss Denali: Are you nervous?
Denali: Yes
Rosè: Is this your first time?
Denali: No, I’ve been nervous before
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dragraceshitposts · 3 years
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Olivia: I blame Elliot for all of this, and I blame Tina
Tina: What did I do?
Olivia: I’m sure you did something
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