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Sorting Hat: ah yes, drarry Friends to Lovers oneshot

Harry: not Slytherin

Sorting Hat: *sighs* fine, Enemies to Lovers, Mutual Pinning, Slow Burn it is

#If u try to tell me this isn't what actually happened #I will gaslight you #i stole the previous tags

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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

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gatdamn I wish I remembered which cunty bitch I was talking about

Why can't I feel like "watching hot girls and the occasional guy do the last gaga judas choreography while I'm high as a kite after watching way too many edits of some cunty bitch I was obsessed with 10 years ago" all the time?

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@neil-gaiman you're a saint

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kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

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i perform and provide and give until my bones crumble like they've been boiled for a day and turned into the richest bone broth and made into a soup i won't be allowed to eat

#shitpost #but like serious

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Imagine going in to work to let your office manager know that you have decided you won't be able to make a last minute 18-hour road trip to go to a funeral and won't be needing a day off like you thought, crying when talking about it, and when you realize you've been talking for about 5-6 minutes you apologize saying "I'm sorry, I don't mean to put this on you, you're not my therapist" and leaving your managers office. Then five minutes later you get this set of texts from her...

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I'm Jeni

So not only are my biggest fears real, people I feel somewhat comfortable around exaggerate and put words in my mouth (I didn't thank her, I apologized) aaand she can't be annoyed this time? How often do I annoy you? And to find this out IN THESE CIRCUMSTANCES?!

#delete later #tw death #tw od mention

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Happy (belated) Valentines Day 🌹

Had to draw more Andreil, they still have me in a chokehold 😪

The rest of this illustration is available on my (brandnew!!) patreon btw 👀👉🏼👈🏼

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Stop trying to be influencers we need good tumblr gifers now more than ever

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I will NEVER get over this arrow placement 🥹

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I fully believe Neil sent this to the foxes post Baltimore

#aftg

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Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.

#at this point it's been years #who knows. maybe it would inspire me to come out of retirement.

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hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

#jeans black sketchers white baseball tee with pink sleeves #spiral hair tie on my wrist like a bracelet #claw clip and tortoise shell glasses

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Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?

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low odds anyone is interested, but someone emailed me asking if they could get a signed copy of The Terrible. I offered to send them one in exchange for a $30 donation to Doctors Without Borders.

To be clear, this would be out of my own pocket just because I like MSF and the work they do, and because I can't imagine more than a few people would want one. but I figured I'd ask just in case before I place the order--does anyone else want a signed copy?

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fandom playlists used to be full of songs from florence and the machine’s 2009 album “lungs.” we used to be a society