MDM: mavens not ok
Maven: Mare didn’t come see me today but it is okay. I am completely fine. I’m okay.
Narrator: He was, in fact, not okay.
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MDM: amazon prime
Mare: do you have anxiety prime
Mare: amazon*
Maven: yeah I have both
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lmao
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HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!!
HAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK FROM @yellowhellojello
WE ALSO HAVE SOMETHING COMING UP IN THE WEEKEND
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maven trying to get mare’s attention:
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teaserss
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rq group chat #73839
mare: hey i need a synonym for trash
farley: maven
maven:
kilorn: hello 911 I just witnessed a murder
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MDM: gift
Mare: hey wheres my gift
Maven: its me
Maven: i'm the gift
Mare:
Maven: i was sent from the gods
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Farley to everyone else: remember you are important to me and i care about each and everyone of you
Cameron: you literally just told me you would trade all of us for food
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MDM: spaghetti
Mare: put some spaghetti on the stove real quick imma be home in a sec to make dinner
Maven:
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HAPPY NEW YEAR
Maven: new years resolution for mare
Maven: love maven
Mare: lmao no
Kilorn: lolllll
Cal: rotfl
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happy new year!
Maven: 2017 is coming up and we need to set some rules for the new year
Maven: rule number one *looking at Mare* no shooting fireworks at people
Maven: mare please stop yelling we all know you'd shoot fireworks at me
Mare: yes I would
Mare: its still 2016 so guess what *pulls out fireworks*
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Dentist: okay open up-
Maven: im just so tired of Mare ignoring me how could she not notice my feelings for her what do i need to do in order to get her to love me-
Dentist: i meant your mou-
Maven: FUCKIGN LISTEN
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;)
teasers lol
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MDM: math
Maven: I fucking hate math math is for NERDS
Mare: *touches a math textbook*
Maven: I suddenly love math
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MDM: mistletoe
Mare: oh wow maven we're under the mistletoe...
Maven: hm yknow what that means..? *leans in*
Mare: *stops maven* it fucking means you're gonna fight me it's gonna be mistlefoe this year now fight
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