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horse be greg

@komaeda-kinnie

#Horse be greg #shitpost

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life be greg

@komaeda-kinnie

#shitpost #life do be greg tho

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I feel like someone met Hannibal and was like “Yassss, king, slay.” And he was just like, “Well I mean if you INSIST-”

#hannibal

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Oh my god I was watching Hannibal scenes and in season 1 Hannibal said ‘You must overcome these delusions that are disguising your reality’

NO SHIT HANNIBAL. That is what you’re trying to help with, remember? You’re supposed to be helping him with sanity. I know between all the cannibalism and framing your patient you can forget things but c’mon man.

#hannibal

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I love how the ladder scene is just.

Will: *On the ladder doing nothing* Hannibal: *walks closer* so blah blah I’m a cannibal but you don’t know yet

Will: *pushes himself against the ladder when Hannibal walks up to him* Oh shit are we gonna fuck? Okay then.

Hannibal: *walks away* I’m so elegant and a criminal

Will: *back to normally lying on the ladder* wait what? So it’s not happening? Anyway maybe I should check for brain fire-

#hannibal

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Hannibal: Will I don’t think our relationship is gonna work. You just hold too many grudges and I don’t need that negativity.

Will: You stabbed me in the stomach two fucking seconds ago.

Hannibal: That’s what I’m talking about right there. So judgmental. Now c’mere Abigail-

#hannibal #a reimagining of mizumono #im very funny

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Okay, I understand why people might not like Junko Enoshima, she did a lot of horrible things, but, have you all considered that she pretty? You can’t excuse what she did, sure, but can’t you?

So in conclusion, step on me Junko.

#danganronpa #junko enoshima #I love you junko #step on me #my queen #plunge the world into despair and then step on me #okay I may have a problem #nah it’s fine Junko’s pretty

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#Cheatingisworsethanchildhomicide

#cheating is worse than child homicide

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Will is such a whore it’s almost sad. Like, if anyone ever shows Will the slightest attraction Will is just, “Yeah okay sure why not.”

It’s almost funny that Hannibal and Will didn’t (that we know of) sleep together. I mean, even if Will isn’t into you he’ll fuck you and he doesn’t sleep with the one guy who is essentially his soulmate.

Get it together, Graham.

#hannibal #i mean jesus christ #get it together twink

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It’s official, Netflix, you’re getting turned into a tree for endangered bird nests. No buts.

#netflix #hannibal

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It feels like while writing Hannibal they forgot to make Will extreme gay instead of regular kinda repressed gay so the second half of the show they had to make up for it by doing as much gay shit as possible. “What’s your idea??? We need to make this gayer, oh shit the boss is gonna be so pissed we forgot!”

“What if he carries him bridal style through the snow??”

“Great idea! Next??!?”

#hannibal #hannigram #They just really upped the previous gay #like “the ladder WASNT GAY ENOUGH” #so they just started deep throating but had to use birds instead of dicks #he had to still be a little repressed #Then they went too far and had to take a step back #but the wife was too much so they had to revert tp extreme homosexual #And Will went off a cliff with his cannibal boyfriend but romantically

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Remake Hannibal but make him a catboy. Like he goes to Will’s house to plant evidence and when Will gets home he sees his therapist under his bed hissing at his dogs.

#hannibal

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Hannibal: “Tell me Will, how are you handling your bisexual awakening?”

Will: “What are you talking about Dr. Lecter? I’m straight!”

Hannibal, heavily sighing: “…….we’ll get back to that later.”

#hannibal

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I wonder how Alana and Margot would explain the Hannibal situation to Morgan once he gets older, “Well y’see, a very bad man wants to kill mommy so if you ever meet him run away.”

“Why?”

“Well, son, mommy fucked the cannibal and-”

#hannibal #it would be so awkward #oh and just imagine if Hannibal and Will ever had a kid #they would have the best story of how their parents met ever #or maybe the worst #they probably shouldnt ever adopt anyway though #Idk how the adoption center would feel about gay murderous cannibals

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Happy pride month everyone! I can’t wait to dissolve the souls of homophobes while simultaneously becoming god themself.

#Happy pride #lgbtqia #i am god #convince me otherwise #i dare you

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-Someone insults Hannibal in S4-

Hannibal: Willlllll, are you just gonna let them talk to me like that??

Will: Yeah. Stop trying to get me to kill people.

#hannibal #I just imagine him being a whiny bitch man #and Will is just “why do I love you” #and whenever he would try to be manipulative Will would just be like “fuck no” and make him sleep on the couch #hannigram

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-Will kills someone-

Will: Hannibal get the tools.

Hannibal: Okay daddy.

Will: What?

Hannibal: What?

#hannibal