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my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

#OMFG #iconic tbh #not wheel of time related

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

#yeah #not wheel of time related #unless we consider mat's time with the dagger being corrupted by the amulet and girlhood both

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"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.

#you will pry the themes and motifs from my cold dead hands

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someone should tell the Wheel of Time guy that it's called a "clock"

#LMAO #wheel of time

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Just played 3 rounds of Uno with my family. I won all 3 games without even trying… I said “just call me ‘Mat O Shadows’” but they didn’t get it 🙃

#wheel of time #mat cauthon #baby! #art art art #fan art

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#y'all better not be thirsting over him #but the prophetic visions one is gold #wheel of time #wheel of time tv show

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Listen to our podcast!!

#wheel of time #wheel of time series #the wheel of time series #ehr podcast #a memory of light #robert jordan #brandon sanderson

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i remember seeing this post used with elaida being raised amyrlin by the sitters, but it is also very much taim being appointed head of the black tower by rand

#I am overusing this this week but: LMAO #very true to how organizations actually hire CEOs though so fair #wheel of time

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A recent fanart commission! 

The three Emond’s Field boys from the Wheel of Time series~~!

Rand - DUTY

Mat - LUCK

Perrin - LOYALTY

#that better be ghost!Hopper #rand al'thor #mat cauthon #perrin aybara #wheel of time #art art art #fan art

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Saw someone complain that Elayne only said she was the Daughter-Heir of Andor because the show is bad at world building and is forcing exposition.

Motherfucker this fandom has been joking about Elayne telling everyone she meets she's the Daughter-Heir of Andor for decades. It is the most in-character way she could've introduced herself.

#LOL #elayne trakand #and so true she really will NOT keep that to herself

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Bjorn Sandberg tbf looks like Rahvin the most to me but I’m not convinced he’s gonna make it in

#Bjorn Sandberg holy shit #wheel of time tv show

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rand: oh my god i can't believe taim is evil and has destroyed the black tower!

lews therin, who had kill bill sirens blaring on full blast in rand's head from the moment he laid eyes on taim to try and warn him:

#lews therin and almost everyone else #!!!! #wheel of time

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ishamael: i have won again, lews therin. or shall i say...lose therin

rand: ...

#lmaooooooooo #wheel of time

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#ehr podcast #wheel of time #the wheel of time series #a memory of light #wheel of time series #brandon sanderson #robert jordan

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unfortunately, on this platonic male outing at outback steakhouse, my partner has ordered a “blooming onion”, transforming this once casual affair into a romantic tryst

#not wheel of time related #but we've all been there right

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elayne trakand, establishing intimate soulbonds with women left and right, yearning for said women to be close, surrounding herself with women warriors at first chance

robert jordan: she's so heterosexual you guys

#and they were roommates fr fr fr #elayne trakand

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there should be a Sisyphus emoji

#obsessed with this actually #would use this every day #not wheel of time related