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I have been waiting all year to post this.

#queued this for a year

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happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

#same

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Colin Firth full accepting speech for the Nastri d’Argento (2021) Award x

#oh yes they fucking queue #UM HELLO?? SIR #his new haircut i’m dying #yes the is my blog revival i’ve been busy ok dont @ me🤡

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CAN'T BELIEVE WE GOT BISEXUAL LOKI AND THE SECOND SEASON OF GOOD OMENS IN A SPAN OF ONE WEEK DURING PRIDE MONTH

#ME RN IM SCREAMING

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norman_brand_photographer: Colin Firth - Tufnell Green, London, 1984. (Client: Fairchild Publications/Women’s Wear Daily)

#young Colin is such a cutieee #oh yes they fucking queue

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me: it’s that time of the month again

friend: oh your period-?

me: no, it’s time to rewatch pride and prejudice duh

#lmaooo #this is just my monthly reminder to watch it again

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New pic from the Oscar Photoshoot for GQ Magazine (2014)

#WHAT #how has this not been released until now?? HELLO I NEED MORE PLS #gq magazine #photoshoot

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This, madame, is a faithful narrative of all my dealings with Mr Wickham.

#oh yes they fucking queue #god that’s way too much neck for my own good #hmm I would do another p&p edit but at the same time me tired lol

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I'm immensely sorry to William, Mateo and Luca for not being the only ppl to call Colin daddy

Happy Father's to the sweetest dad ❤️

#FUCKIN HELL HAAHHAHSGS #I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THIS #sorry not sorry

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APARTMENT ZERO (1988) Dir. Martin Donovan

#idk man it all just seems a little homoerotic to me

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Colin Firth accepting his Nastro d’Argento European award “There are people we love, and places we love. I know I’m one of the luckiest people, after a long year of lockdown I now have the huge privilege of being able to work even though on this occasion my work took me far away. But every once in a while something happens that closes that distance and this award, this gesture, that comes all the way from Rome, to me it represents a bond with a family that enriched my life and made me feel welcome ever since a quarter of a century ago now, and for that this is very touching to me.  It is hard to believe I now count my life in terms of centuries and perhaps that’s my cue to be shorter about this. Obviously I’d rather be there in person; it’s difficult to get a taste of your food here, and I’d like to be able to see all your faces and hug all of you personally and I inted to do just that before another quarter of a century passes. But I’m so grateful for having been welcomed in this way, in that community, and being recognized for such a prestigious award. Thank you so much, thanks to Laura del Colli and everyone present at the Ceremony, everyone in Rome and everyone in Italy. Good night.”

#omggg thank you so much for translating this op!! #we love some more Italian speaking Colin content #haha Italy really does love home RIGHTFULLY so lol

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Slut.

#afdhhdhd #it’s very hard to look respectfully rn

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a blog: *follows me*

me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them.

guards: *drag the unwitting blog before me*

me, peering intently at the new blog and poking them with my scepter: Is this a real person? Hmm? What have you to say for yourself? What are your fandoms? Your interests? Speak up, these old ears aren’t what they used to be.

guards, tentatively: they do seem to be a real person, sire. We found them in possession of several memes and a fandom rant.

me, subsiding back into my sumptuous furs and waving them away: most extraordinary. It has been an age since there was a real person, but just as well, the dungeons have been overflowing with those tacky pornbots. This newcomer may remain in my domain. Make them welcome. And fetch me a quill! I feel a ficlet coming on…

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I’m so sorry. I’m neglecting you. How can you play with no one to turn the pages? There. Allow me.

#oh yes they fucking queue #YESS THIS FUCKING SCENE YESS

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A new Mr Darcy!

#oh yes they fucking queue #ah yes very kind (hot) of him

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I had so many gifsets planned for this month and then… I just… didn’t make them

#shitposting #Colin Firth #that’s what u call uh a lack of— a lack of anything really folks #wohoooo #just wrote the ideas down and called it a day yippee #I will make them eventually just you wait AhHhgsgd #I’m dyinggg #maybe I’ll do so reruns who knows #ugh I miss y’all

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#our brooding hero

#thinking thoughts that are thoughts thinking that thoughts thinki