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exbusinesspartner · 23 hours
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Had this idea in my head for ages and found the time to get it out. Really wanted to focus on getting a traditional/classical look to the figure and juxtapose that with scary dystopian sci-fi elements. Think it came out alright?
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exbusinesspartner · 6 days
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exbusinesspartner · 7 days
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if taylor swift actually made a ska album with circus music elements it would retroactively justify the rest of her musical career. taylor its never to late to grow and experiment
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exbusinesspartner · 8 days
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I know people like to say that the reason Pippin was overly familiar with Denethor was just because of a difference in dialect, but personally I like to think that when Pippin heard ‘Steward of Gondor’ he went, “oh, like the Thain of the Shire” and proceeded to talk to him the way he’d talk to the Thain—which is to say, politely, but like an equal
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exbusinesspartner · 9 days
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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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exbusinesspartner · 9 days
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whenever you ask your friend who’s really into JPEGs “hey which one do i start with is the newest one fine” they always go "no start with rudy time"
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exbusinesspartner · 9 days
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@powerburial
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exbusinesspartner · 9 days
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So how about 'Dawn of Justice'???
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exbusinesspartner · 10 days
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Victor Nizovtsev
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exbusinesspartner · 10 days
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Girl who wants her friends to live long and healthy vs guy who sucks at taking care of himself who wins
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exbusinesspartner · 10 days
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exbusinesspartner · 11 days
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the fellowship
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exbusinesspartner · 15 days
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exbusinesspartner · 17 days
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You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell
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exbusinesspartner · 20 days
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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite
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exbusinesspartner · 27 days
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exbusinesspartner · 29 days
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a guy who is super into funding public transport but never takes it because he wants to fuck his car
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