picking up speech from things you watch is so real and so bad because im having to grapple with the fact that "getting your kisses in" is not a phrase that's used by anyone in the real world yet i have forgotten every single way to describe the action of getting your kisses in in any other way than getting your kisses in. help would be greatly appreciated
Kalina: You will keep digging, digging, digging until your own hands are bleeding because the second you stop, you'll realise your dad is never coming home
Kittylitter Clerickiller: Gods, I wish that were me
[ID: A Digital drawing of Fig Faeth and Ayda Auegfort. Fig faeth is a half-tiefling with red skin, an arrow pointed tail, red pointed ears, dark brown hair with purple streaks, tan horns, and facial hair. Fig wears a black shirt, black pants, a nose ring, and eyebrow piercings. Fig has her eyes shut as she smiles wide, pressing her face against Ayda's with her arms on each of her shoulders. Ayda is a half-Pheonix with dark skin, Multiple eyes with black sclera and red iris with two on her face wings and multiple on her back wings, small red and orange feathers that cover her face and neck, tall fire-like hair, orange nails, bird-like feet, and red and orange wings that sprout from her back. Ayda is wearing a white long sleeved button-down shirt, a tan scarf drapped around her shoulders, and brown pants. Ayda is sitting down against Fig's legs. She brings a hand up to caress Fig's head as she nuzzles into her. Ayda is smiling and looking up at Fig as she does. The background is dark purple, with many brightly colored green stars and bright purple textures. /end ID]
Arthur Aguefort designing a mechanism for creating the apocalypse upon the unlawful imprisonment of any of his students is 100% his most based decision
The perfect symmetry of Sophomore Year Riz rearranging the letters in “Garthy O’Brien” incorrectly to spell “Night Yorb” and Junior Year Riz’s first Fantasy ACT question being a correct word jumble of “Night Yorb” that the Intrepid Heroes are convinced on first impression has to spell “Garthy O’Brien”
imagine ur garthy o’brien, just trying to fuck this hot ranger you met at your brothel that you own, except her teenage kids/wards/bosses keep knocking on the door to your bedroom and interrupting you guys and THEN you learn that she’s actually in a committed relationship but didn’t tell you, so THAT sucks but THEN one of the teens comes and finds you in the middle of the night yelling about how his friend is gone and they can’t find him and he might be in danger, so you help him teleport to his friend, and then when they all get back, looking extremely upset and dejected, you apologize to the ranger’s daughter for making her feel uncomfortable by fucking her mother and in the process SHE reveals to you that her mom’s boyfriend is actually this really cool werewolf guy that you KNOW and have fucked on multiple occasions