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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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having ppl treat you poorly in your formative years will have you saying shit like “thank you for listening to me and respecting my boundaries” 🤦‍♀️
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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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after being mutuals for a certain time tumblr should give you a coupon for a free trip to hang out with them
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since im a chronic complainer, if you don't complain to me, I feel like we're not friends :(
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getting a lot of questions about my shirt that says “I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH INDUSTRIAL MACHINERY” that are already answered by the shirt
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after being mutuals for a certain time tumblr should give you a coupon for a free trip to hang out with them
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I think a lot about who I am to other people in the world–particular who I am to strangers as a mere concept in their lives.
Today this woman called our information desk and said, “my son’s band is playing tonight. I want to come see him, but he never answers his phone…..I want to be there. Have you heard anything about his band?”
And I felt so bad for this lady but I’m not in the music scene around here so I had to tell her no, sorry.
Five hours later, I’m hiking and run into a group of guys setting up for some outdoor performance, and as I watch them unload the drums it hits me.
“Hey,” I said, “are y’all in a band?”
They said yeah and smiled and I told them “one of your moms called today. She wants to watch you play, but she can’t get a hold of you. Call your mom.”
And they all pulled out their phones and started discussing whose mom it probably was as they presumably dialed their own.
And now, unless we meet again and recognize each other, that’s who I’ll be forever to those guys–some mysterious courier for mom-messages who came out of the woods and told them their mom called.
I didn’t even tell them why their mom called me. Who am I to their mom?? Nobody even asked. They just took my word for it and called their mothers.
Amazing.
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with great power comes the responsibility to use every racial slur
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So we all agree that this is an amazing first episode? We can all freely admit that? Cool
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“sideburns are ugly” counterpoint theyre beautiful and sexy. reblog if you would fuck the pronouns out of that old man. is this anything
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being young is insane. i listen to music from just five years ago and its like three character arcs old
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@queencaramilflinda
i cannot possibly be the first person who has had this idea
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Treats from the Dropout Discord (23/04/24)!
Sam popped up and answered a few questions about the newest Game Changer episode (Deja Vu)!
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Sam was the Wenis dance choreographer
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There were contingencies in case the cast tried to prevent Sam from breaking the camera !
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Sam Says 4 might happen in S8 of Game Changer
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The VHS footage is real
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Zac was the one who wanted to "Play Grant"
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The "video game" the players played in the episode is accessible!
URL: colinw.itch.io/gcdjv
Password: GC123
8. And MOST EXCITING OF ALL:
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THE FINALE IS A TWO PARTER!!! What tribulations does Mr. Reich have in store for his employees?? Only time will tell 🙈.
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