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exorbitant-interest 3 hours
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"You're Chateau Neuf, I'm Yellow Label"
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exorbitant-interest 23 hours
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"I'm sorry, sir. I must decline your card. Do you have cash?"
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The robots like gladiator movies!
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exorbitant-interest 2 days
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Just what are you going to ship?
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exorbitant-interest 2 days
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"I'm sending this to a nice Nigerian prince who wants to send me $55,000 in return!"
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exorbitant-interest 7 days
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That pig--does it get royalties from all its media appearances?
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exorbitant-interest 8 days
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Hmmm...
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exorbitant-interest 8 days
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MMA again? I'm a saver, not a fighter.
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exorbitant-interest 9 days
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Keep that money in a safe place in case you need to bribe the trooper.
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exorbitant-interest 9 days
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The robots are at it again.
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exorbitant-interest 10 days
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That pig is making a mess on my money!
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exorbitant-interest 10 days
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"I'd like to deposit $2.00 please."
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exorbitant-interest 11 days
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Mixed Martial Arts? Do I have to fight the pig?
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exorbitant-interest 17 days
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What are we getting ourselves into now?
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exorbitant-interest 17 days
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That's not quite enough cash to replace your home after a fire. Better stick with State Farm.
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exorbitant-interest 18 days
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I would like to meet someone who actually clicked on this ad. And also the person who approved it!
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exorbitant-interest 18 days
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This is the floor of congress. You wouldn't believe the backrooms!
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