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you cant do this to me uncle rick.

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dissociating?

go outside.

i literally started to feel so shitty so i put my phone down, and went outside.

i did cartwheels and handstands (bad ones but i had fun) i lied in the grass, i ran around barefoot, i got my sketchbook and drew

i’m telling you just stepping outside and getting away from your screens helps

you’re real. life is beautiful. you’ll be okay i promise.

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Queer kids cartoons are so cool I wish gay people were real

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wait actually

since i'm not a girl wouldn't finding boys attractive also be gay

huh

questions

anyways that doesn't matter because i am never attracted to boys 😭

look i'm gay but i can acknowledge that percy is hot

#and would certainly never date them

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PERCY I MISSED YOU

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look i'm gay but i can acknowledge that percy is hot

#boys can be attractive sometimes on a very rare occasion!!! #pjo #hoo #percy jackson

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hi i'm hopping on because i want to

this is so cute!! it's not totally accurate but i still really like it

{tags: @enchanting-grom-fright @sil3nt-noise @bassguitarinablackt-shirt + anyone who wants to!!}

Starting a Picrew chain because I've been on that site all morning

Look, it's me😙✨

[ Tagging ] > @stayconnecteed @starlostastronaut @myboyfriendjake @rikislady @rikilove4 @afelia-123 + anyone else that wants to join!!

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just finished the lost hero!!! i have a lot of thoughts, its def not the best book but the ending is really good. i CANNOT WAIT to start son of neptune i miss percy so much

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DYKE!

#DYKE!!!!

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GEGRHAGWV WHY WASN'T I BORN A BOY :(((((((

WITH A FLAT CHEST:(((((

REAL!!!!

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i am so incredibly close to quitting soccer

i’m tired of being scared of her at every practice. i’m tired of being on a bad team with a coach who doesn’t coach and has no idea what he’s doing. i’m tired of missing how it used to be, when soccer was my safe place and i loved all my teammates, i wasn’t afraid of them. i’m tired of one of my teammates being an annoying ass girl who i know heavily bullied my best friend when they were younger and is a huge zionist. i’m tired of constantly being brought back to the worst time of my life, because it’s because of then that i was moved to the b team and soccer was fucking ruined. maybe i could have worked harder, why does depression have to ruin this for me. why, why, why. soccer used to be my dream. when i was little i was sure that one day i could make it to the uswnt, and even if i couldn’t, at least i still get to spend time playing soccer with my friends. it was ridiculous, but it made me so so happy.

now it’s all gone.

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FUCK YES LEO

#leo valdez #BADASS

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The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him

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What would the seven wear? - Fashion Style analysis ( HOO Girls Ver.)

as a kid I used to want to be a fashion designer so making this post healed my inner child <3 enjoy ~

HAZEL LEVESQUE - okay okay omgg this girl would have the best fashion sense out of all of them (imo) because she is influenced by SO many fashion aesthetics, like her style would be vintage and modern at the same time! I feel like she would love long flowy dresses because it was the most common clothing women would wear in the 40's, she would love floral patterns sm because they are so cheery and it lightens her mood, this would bring out her "adorable" style more. also. JACKETS. this girl is OBESSED with jackets and cardigans, particularly in the colors brown and black. Overall her style is a mix of cheery, cute but she has that pluto edge to her style aswell with the jackets.

PIPER MCLEAN- honestly as much as she would hate to admit it, i feel like Piper would LOVE pink, pale pink takes up the majority of her palette. Her style is very youthful and it's a mix of rebel indie kid and soft coquette core. LOVES LOVES LOVES denim shorts, they are like a must in her wardrobe. Also, She loves jewelry, whether it be tassel earrings, beady bracelets and necklaces, rings etc. like she defo cares more about accessorizing than the actual clothing. she wears baggy white shirts a lot for some reason, but it suits her so well. Crop tops are a must, specifically pink or purple ones with a cute image on it, remember she wore a hello kitty crop top? yeah like that. I feel like her style is the most fresh and childlike without it being over the top, it is so cute. i love her style sm.

ANNABETH CHASE- Annabeth's style is super elegant tbh, she LOVES wearing grey, orange and white imo, also, i feel like she LOVES light blue/dark blue jeans. Ofc Annabeth loves caps, its like super dear to her, she doesn't have a specific "style" she just loves changing it a lot. Annabeth LOVES long dresses especially if they are white/warm brown. Her style is just super chill and modern. Percy is down bad when she wears baggy shirts tho cuz she slays so hard in them Annabeth loves knitted lace jackets because it gives off very homely vibes. Overall her style is super authentic and fresh tbh.

REYNA AVILA RAMIREZ ARELLANO- i have a feeling that reyna would love dressing up. it brings her comfort, she was the hairdresser in circe's island after all, Reyna is just straight up royal core. she likes wearing corsets, and silk gowns, Her color palette is gold, black, white, violet, and dark maroon tbh. Reyna LOVES large gold earrings that just dangle y'know? it makes her feel and look regal. She also loves circlets that you wear on the head. uggh she has got that roman classiness y'know. Super fancy and enjoys wearing long robes and skirts, i love my fancy shmancy queen <3

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What would the HOO boys wear? -Fashion analysis (Percy, Jason and Leo)

PERCY JACKSON- the living embodiment of the skater boy aesthetic. Hes obsessed with Blue and white clothing tbh, I feel like Percy's not a fan of jackets of any kind. He loves hoodies, and oversized half sleeved shirts. He loves jeans of any kind, but is high on denim shorts. Annabeth also influenced him into loving caps ;) he's also like a huge fan of shirts that say "New York". Hes a proud New Yorker y'all. Loves tennis shoes, blue ones to be more specific. Overall very chill and casual style.

JASON GRACE- Jason is canonically very put together and neat, he hates being under dressed,maybe it's the Roman in him, idk. I feel like he'd be the living embodiment of the "clean girl" aesthetic but make it clean boy lol. Has this weird obsession with oversized full/half sleeved striped shirts. So you can expect stripes to take up half his closet, his colour palette is purple, light blue and white. He also has this weird thing where he only likes wearing light blue jeans because, according to him, it matches his eyes. It's true though, light blue jeans just make his eyes pop and it looks SO good. Likes soft hoodies, and contrary to Percy, Jason loves jackets. Jason, also loves gold jewellery, paired up with his purple clothing, it reminds him of his camp Jupiter attire. Overall he's very elegant and neat tbh.

LEO VALDEZ- ah yes, Leo's fashion is probably the most childlike and authentic. He LOVES overalls sm, and is a sucker for clothing with corny quotes on them. Leo intentionally wears white shirts a lot despite knowing that it would get dirty, so half his white shirts would be covered in black grease, but he loves wearing them anyway. Leo, in my opinion, is not a huge fan of blue denim, he prefers cream or brown hue jeans more. Leo also loves checkered/striped baggy pants, but it makes him look even shorter than he actually looks lmao 😭

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What would the HOO boys wear?- Fashion analysis (Frank, Nico and Will)

FRANK ZHANG- Frank is such a soft boy aesthetic aww. He lives knitted sweaters, fuzzy sweaters, or just any sort of sweaters tbh. He likes the colours bright. His colour palette is blue, red, orange and brown. He loves grey sweatpants and is not a huge denim fan tbh, also loves large white hoodies. Frank loves plain white sneakers.

NICO DI ANGELO- do I even have to explain? This man IS the inspo of the dark grunge aesthetic. He feels uncomfortable in clothing that aren't black tbh, he loves thick jackets. Also, skeletons are a must in every piece of clothing he owns. He even loves wearing those skeleton patterned gloves which only cover half the finger (like the last pic) he has SILVER JEWELLERY obsession omg. Any silver ring, necklace, bracelet? Nico di Angelo will get them all.

WILL SOLACE- surfer boy aesthetic at peak. He loves sleeveless tops tbh bc it helps him tan easier. he also isn't afraid to flaunt bright colored clothing. Orange, yellow, blue, white are his color palettes. He too loves knitted sweaters. He isn't too big a fan of hoodies though. Loves red shorts, this is random ok but he just gives off that vibe. He loves cowboy hats, argue with the wall.

#i completely agree with this