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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#the random bird noises is just real life #<- prev's tag #But yeah basically my thought when voting the same thing lol #Polls

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the classic “this tastes funny…” or “I don’t feel so good” after eating/drinking something with poison. Just the slow realization (either by whumpee or caretaker) that they’ve been poisoned right before the whumpee passes out that

this. this is my favorite part of the poison trope. putting it down to "ah, this is normal" up until it's very very very not normal. particularly the moment when Whumpee stumbles into Caretaker, grabs their arm, and mumbles, "someth'ng is wrong" before collapsing fully into their arms. yesssssss

#Oh yeah that's a good one #Remembers my own fic idea where character is explicitly told they have been poisoned #And that it will be painful. But they cant tell or their team find out Or Else there will be consequences #Because the poisoning is a kind of test to see how loyal the character (the leader) is to their team #And it just about how Leader has to hold on anduscle through the pain while everyone is like. #Do they seem tense to you? Are you okay? Can we help? #Until they end up actually collapsing and everyone realizes OH SHIT. Theyve been hurt and We Didnt Know #Good stuff #Man I should really write that one #(Originally thought of the idea for a fandom years ago. But have adapted it to a current fandom) #Whump #Poison

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#HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE #hhhhnnnnnngggg I love the first three so much #Voted balto because like. I didnt own that one and so when ever we went to the movie gallery (off brand blockbuster) #I got balto 9 times out of 10 #But spirit is a BEAUTIFUL movie and all dogs go to heaven was a comfort movie #PREV MENTIONED ONCE UPON A FOREST AND YES!!! #I dont really remember where I even saw that movie. It always seemed to be in bits and pieces at school or the daycare #But I loved it and have never really been able to find it again #Does land before time count? #Polls #Movies #Putting this in the queue

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You ever just get stuck by the silliest au idea and then suddenly its consumed your mind?

Anyway TMNT Princess Bride au

Most characters taken from the 2003 series, but personality of turtles might be closer to Rise series

(I wrote this in the notes of my phone so forgive typos and weird thought process lol)

Casey is buttercup. April is westly (Originally, and what inspired this whole thing. Was that karai was buttercup and Chapman was westley lol)

The turtle bros work for stockman (bishop?) Because he says he has he will help them find their father's killer. A man who has 3 scars along his chin.

Casey just a simple farmer (oh my god. The farm house) with April there to help feed chickens and milk cows and such and such (Would she only say as you wish?? Would she be that submissive? Idk. Maybe she would as long as he promised not to call her babe lol) (LMAO HER PHRASE IS DONT CALL ME BABE INSTEAD OF AS YOU WISH LOLOLOL)

Eventually she goes off to maybe get soem schooling or soemthing. But her ship gets [sunk/destroyed] by the Dread Pirate Krang. April doesn't return and after years Casey believes she died.

Then the local royalty happens to pass by and the princess (karai)(who is told needs to find a husband so she can finally become queen) decides to make Casey her groom.

Casey still in a depressive gloom doesnt do much to reject her.

One day when Casey is out on a run (one of his few joys) he gets kidnapped by 4 demihuman turtles . :D

But then. A stranger begins to follow them. A (wo)man in black

I've mostly been going from 03 inspiration of character. But the turtles might be a little more Rise based.

Leo is inigo foil. The master swordsman. And the banter. "You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you" "you seem a decent fellow. I hate to die" I am not left handed. He Asks april "ever seen a man with 3 scars along his chin?" "Do you ask everyone that question?

Raph is Fezzik . Big. The muscle. (Kind) Mikey doesnt have a direct foil. May have his own individual fight with april or possibly works with raph. The muscle and taunting words and stuff idk

Stockman is arrogant and thinks hes the smartest around. Accepts April's challenge.

Don is there to keep a hold on Casey. (He plays the game a long in his mind that it doenst actually take any posion). Once stockman is dead, Don just asks for th truth about what happen to the rest of his brothers, April tells him they are just knocked out and will be fine. He says he doenst really care about keeping casey as they were just doing it to work with stockman and well he's dead so no point. Bye crazy smart lady and sad prince to be. And he leaves to meet up with his brothers.

Cue april trying to lead casey away and him being like. Oh you're the pirate that killed the love of my life! Blah blah blah so you can shove it babe!

*falling down hill* doooon't caaaaaall me baaaaaaabe! Oh my sweet april ehat have I done!? *throws self down cliff*

They go through the forest (lmao splinter as rous) (not actually but the image is funny)

And Karai and her advisor Oroku Saki meet them and casey begs her to let april go instead of killing her.

April notes that the advisor has 3 scars a long his chin. That's right. Shredder is what's his face and killed splinter. (Sorry splints. You had to die in this au)

April is taken to Bishop who experiments on his death machine. Just doing his job and having fun with his toys.

BUT

shredder shows up when he learns about the demihumans and asks too many questions about the demi humans shes ever encountered. (Theres a small but decent population in the kingdom) but especially that turtles she encountered last. April doesn't care (she does but more concerned about casey) and asks instead about casey and telling him shes never going to stop.

Karai may or may not visit April… idk. But honestly she doesnt really care about marrying casey but she needs to in order to get the crown.

Anyway its shredder who throws a hissy fit and cranks up the machine "killing" april

Meanwhile the turtles have regrouped but leo is super depressed because he failed and now theh have no lead on their father's killer. Brothers eventually pull him out of it.

They hear aprils cry?? They want "the woman in black" to help them??

Idk they go look for her

("Father guide my sword" is SUCH a thing Leo would do and the humor of it hitting the tree then opening the door is peak tmnt.)

Oh no shes dead

Enter miracle max. I mean the ancient one."she is only MOSTLY dead"

Tang shen: "I'm not a witch! I'm your daughter!" (Maybe. This might change)

They all have to push raph on the cart to break into the castle. Hun is the door keeper lol

Leo goes after shredder. Raph is hauling April around. Ikd what mikey and don are doing exactly. Maybe they split off to look for karai and/or casey

Leo: RAPH!! RAAAAPH. HE'S GETTING AWAY! RAPH

Raph: sighs and puts april down carefully and goes knocks down the door for leo. Comes back to everyone gone. "Now whered everybody go??"

April somehow gets to Casey's room. Casey is thrilled.

Karai shows up… idk. Ask why she really is doing this. Is it what she really wants? Or is it just what shredder has convinced her she needs to do (marry become queen go to war and take over other kingdoms)

Karai seems to consider it (maybe) but still cant have her groom just be carted off. April says okay let's fight then. I've taken on demihimans and been dead and came back, you really want to fight?

Karai considers and concedes. They tie her up so it doesnt look like she just wlt them go.

Karai let's them all leave and ends up marrying one of the chamber men[squire/stable boy/man servant] (is that a real term???) Chapman.

Leo don and mikey all catch up and somehow raph went and found them all horses to ride out on. Happily ever after

Cody is the grandson. Hamato yoshi/splinter is the grandfather

#It's so silly but I've been thinking about if for the past two days #Tmnt #Tmnt 2003 #Tmnt princess bride au #Princess bride au #Whoops that got long #April o'neil #Casey jones #teenage mutant ninja turtles #Leonardo #Donatello #Raphael #michelangelo

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Day 1: Your Favorite Turtle

I’m a bit early to this challenge, but I’m just really excited to post this piece

#Oooooooo looks great!!!! #Also absolutely stealing the challenge day list thing so I can do it myself too #Tmnt 2003 #03 donnie #Tmaynt #Putting this in the queue

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Basically the idea is "S2 finale all their gear turned black, so ooooo, S3 finale they all go white weeee" or something like that djsjwjwjw

Maybe ill draw the others in white gear too later, aha

#OOOOOOOOO #THATD BE REALLY COOL HONESTLY #(I mean. Not so much for blending into the shadows and stuff. But like. Their normal colors dont help with that either. So moot point lol) #BUT I LOVE THE LOOK #glow~ #Rottmnt #Rise leo #Putting this in the queue

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You say RUN!!!!

Shocked how i almost never draw and share my bnha art when it's constantly on my mouth 24/7 in real life.

So...here's the special duo who helped me dearly through these years (you can find more versions on my instagram!)

#They're so cute!! #Love your style #Mha #Bnha #Izuku midoriya #All might #Putting this in the queue

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What is MK's Name and How did he get it?

Just... how funny would it be if MK's name was "Mysterious Kidwhojustshowedupatmydoor" because Pigsy was Tired when he was giving info to the social worker, and didn't realize they were asking if he knew their name.

And the worker was Also Tired and just.... Wrote That Down.

And then... everyone down the line of creating paperwork for the kid just... kept it, because they didn't have any other name for the kid. And at this point it's his Official Name. Eventually they just shorten it to the initials MK.

#Oh hey I drew this just over a year ago (missed the day by 3 days lol) #Canon until season 5 comes out #(👀 c'mon season 5. Come prove me right or wrong) #Lmk #Lego monkie kid #Lmk pigsy #Lmk mk #Lmk tang #Baby mk

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I mean, we all knew, but thanks for admitting that you wanna surpress freedom of speech and the spread of information?

#He's a senator in my state #And he has a campaign ad right where he literally says 'I will fight the Biden Agenda at every turn' #My god what a stupid fucking idiot #YOURE GOING TO FIGHT HIM AT EVERY TURN?! EVEN WHEN IT WOULD ACTUALLY BENEFIT PEOPLE?! #YOURE JUST GOING TO FIGHT HIM OUT OF SOME STUPID ASS PRINCIPLE?!?!? #SHUT THE FUCK UP PETE #STOP BEING A LOYAL WHIPPED DOG TO THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY #hhhhhhhhh #Theres my political post for the day #Real world #Politics

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#I havent actually seen any of those #So voted something else #Even tho I cant think of a particular movie or show with a good time loop #Star trek discovery had one. Was interesting as it started with characters already in the time loop #I'm a little surprised that one supernatural episode isnt an option (<- did not watch supernatural) #I feel like theres SOME movie or episode that I should know and be like 'THAT ONE' but I cant think of it lol #Polls #Time loop #Poll for sheo <3

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'The Objective' from Shredder's Vendetta by @Cass_Phoenix on AO3!

“You’re in the wrong dimension, Shredder." "And you’re hurting the wrong Hamato Leonardo.” “Wrong dimension? I see. Your pitiful bond between your family runs deep. This is your son, isn’t it?”

Gosh I love this fic so much XDDD

#Ooooooo #👀👀👀👀 #I'll have to check this out later #To read later #Tmnt 2012 #Rottmnt #Rise leo #12 leo #Putting this in the queue

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Poll for writers and artists

Whether you write fanfic or original works or paint/draw, be it fan art or original work or whatever else - I have to know, because I have a feeling this is going to be very decisive:

Please reblog for sample size!

#I would be very upset if someone fed my stuff into an ai generator #I would LOVE if someone made their own fanart or fanfic of my stuff and would not be upset #Polls #Fan works #Putting this in the queue

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and with the kind of shenanigans you get up to, I just accepted it despite not remembering any such conversation/event lol

everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp

#As for the polls #I dont really remember any significant appearance of cell phones in my dreams . But I'm sure its shown up already a few times #mostly in the dreams where I think I've gotten up and go about my day only to realize I haven't actually gotten out of bed lol #I dotn think I've had a dream about tumblr 🤔 at least not discourse I'm pretty sure #I DID one time dream that I met narwhalsarefalling in real life . And that was before I even joined their discord lol #Polls #Mutual shenanigans

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