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I've had the flu for a week, then I stopped being contagious and was well enough to go outside and went to a house party and got drunk and now I have school tomorrow, it's nearly Halloween and I wish I wasn't alive I'm not having a fun time

ew and I have a test on Friday

and so much to do

I'm starting one of my big art projects this week and it just... eugh

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my sister cancelled seeing a paranorman reshowing tomorrow #hartbrokn

#floppy-disks-and-8-tracks #paranorman #paranorman 4k #laika #laika studios #laika animation #laika movie #paranorman movie

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do you ever hear someone's phone voice and just wanna choke and punch them bc stfu you don't talk like that stop forcing your voice to sound nicer you aren't nice you're a piece of shit who blames me for all your failures in life

#relatable

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girl (?) talk

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What is wrong with me wanting an overly cutesy silly gay romance show? Why do I have to want a tragedy or psychological horror or whatever? Like that'd be cool but I just want something cute that I can long for

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"we need to be able to blaze other peoples posts" you can its called seeing a post and reblogging it with the tags 'posts that have 10k. to me.' so that the op can screenshot and go 'dont do this to me' and when you look it has 9k notes already

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Stan: How petty can you get?

Ford: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Dipper: so that's where I get it from

#floppy-disks-and-8-tracks #gravity falls #dipper pines #stanley pines #ford pines

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Dipper, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Ford: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

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Enjoying House means the fan content I consume is either crack with a plot or the most gut wrenching angst because that's all the show is. You will either be in the tears and question everything or giggle about a vicodin addicted doctor bullying everybody he meets ❤️

#floppy-disks-and-8-tracks #gregory house #greg house #house m.d #hyperfixation

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House posting on main

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I love the first three seasons of House because it's just everyone being like: "Foreman is like House, because...shoes. And sometimes he sounds condescending."

Meanwhile Chase is just running around blurting out weird ass ideas that somehow work, solving cases with *lightbulb* moments, avoiding any and all additional responsibilities, sassing patients at most inopportune times and having daddy issues.

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we live in a society

#floppy-disks-and-8-tracks #gregory house #greg house #house m.d #house #hugh laurie

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hiii sorry to bother but i saw you got VIP tickets to daniel howells tour and i have a question i think you may be able to answer? i cannot find anywhere how much earlier vip people are supposed to show up to the event. an hour ? two ? more ? would you be able to tell me how many hours before the actual show the meet & great started for you ? thank you so much x

So, a few days before I got an email confirming the time they wanted people to arrive. It said three hours prior to the show, but I don't know if it changes depending on the venue. It's best to email the support team for the tour to ask, that's what I did because I was in a similar situation. Thank you for asking and I really hope this helps xx

#floppy-disks-and-8-tracks #daniel howell tour #daniel howell #we're all doomed #we are all doomed tour #we're all doomed tour #we are all doomed

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donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and

get julius caesar addicted to hentai

seduce cleopatra

“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. 

so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body 

then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come.