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my baby my baby youre my baby say it to me

#not putting this in the main tag #this is so stupid #also i promise im writing reacts to those asks

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pls send companions react asks im so bored🤺

#fallout 4 #fo4 deacon #fo4 john hancock #fo4 piper #fo4 companions #fo4 cait #fo4 danse #fo4 x6 88 #fo4 dogmeat #fo4 nick valentine

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H.Y.C.Y.BH but its deacon singing it

#fallout 4 #fo4 deacon #shitpost

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oh dogmeats there too

deacon/sole fic for you desperate sluts (/affectionate)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40067157

watch out its edgy and probably hard to read

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deacon/sole fic for you desperate sluts (/affectionate)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40067157

watch out its edgy and probably hard to read

#fallout 4 #fo4 deacon #deacon x sole survivor #its not smut #sorry lol

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the "you love him, don't you?" conversation from queer as folk but it's desdemona talking to deacon abt sole

#just a thought #fo4 deacon #fallout 4 #deacon x sole survivor

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kid sole and deacon friendship is the "let me see what you have" "a knife" video but which one of them is the boy with the knife and which one is the concerned adult trying to take it away never stays the same

a concerned deacon trying to control a chaotic sosu is funny but the image of a preteen trying to stop a grown ass man from getting himself killed is funnier

#meanwhile the other companions are like omg why do they have a knife??

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im thinking the friendship between deacon and a kid/teen sole survivor would just be the baby with a gun audio

#fallout #fallout 4 #sole survivor #fo4 deacon

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fo4 incorrect quotes

Nick: If looking good was a crime, you'd be a law-abiding citizen.

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Deacon: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

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Cait: Ye look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Deacon: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

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Deacon: Danse, we tried things your way.

Danse: No, we didn't.

Deacon: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Hancock: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.

Sole: Wow, I've gotta hear this.

Hancock: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.

Sole: You forgot pride.

Hancock: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

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X6-88/Cait: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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Kidnapper: I have your partner. Sole: What? I don't have a partner... Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Sole: Oh my god, you have Cait.

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Sole, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea? Nick: Tea. Sole: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Danse: Is it still visible? Where Sole slapped me? Piper: Your face looks like a don't walk signal. Hancock: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box. MacCready: A palm reader could tell Sole's future by looking at your face. Deacon: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face. Danse: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.

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Sole: Bye Deacon! Bye Glory! Bye Tinker Tom! Bye Drummer Boy! Bye Deacon! Desdemona: You said ‘bye Deacon’ twice. Sole: I like Deacon.

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Piper: Oh look who got laid last night. Sole: That’s right chumps, missionary accomplished!

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X6-88: What's this? Sole, hugging X6-88: Affection! X6-88: Disgusting. X6-88: ...Do it again.

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MacCready: Where's Hancock? Sole: Don't worry, I'll find him. Sole, shouting: Sole sucks! Hancock, distantly: Sole is the best person ever! Fuck you! Sole: Found him.

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Deacon: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo? Sole: ICARUS?

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Preston: You read my diary? Deacon: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Sole: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi?? Codsworth: So fuck oxygen, I guess.

#when i say sole i mean my sosu btw #wasnt gonna add that last one but the idea of cods randomly dropping the f bomb is too funny #fallout #fallout 4 #fo4 x6 88 #fo4 hancock #fo4 maccready #fo4 cait #fo4 codsworth #fo4 companions #fo4 deacon #fo4 glory #fo4 piper #nick valentine #fo4 nick valentine #fo4 preston #can you tell deacons my favorite? #fo4 danse

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in an alternate universe

Kellogg: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.

Kellogg: Anyways, you said Mary is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

#fallout #fallout 4 #fo4 kellogg #conrad kellogg #incorrect quotes