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Come On Feel The "Illinoise" Musical is now open on Broadway for a limited 16-week run at the St. James Theatre. Tickets for all dates can be found here.

#im going in may im so excited!!!

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#sometimes i need to tell myself this so i dont go make myself sad on purpose

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I stand with my cancelled wife

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An Update

#ahh i hope everyone chills out now i really didn't want this to end up being an issue for them in the long run i was rooting for them #now everyone pls be normal #im glad everyone will still b seeing them #i hope ppl do go support them

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#this feels like a strong meme format but i can think of any other good ones rn

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anyway i've started watching mash and i wanna fuck alan alda. it would still be lesbian sex though. don't ask me to elaborate you're either picking up what i'm putting down or you're stepping over it entirely and moving on.

#he did get named an honorary woman that one time tbf

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I realise a lot of girl’s Gay Awakenings was kiera knightly or kristen stewart which is cool phenomena tbh but I’m rlly interested in other Gay Awakenings like for example mine was morena baccarin in firefly and also gemma artenton in st trinians. CALLING ALL GAYS (boys and nb babes included)!! reblog with ur non kiera/k-stew Gay Awakening!!!

#i stand by my belief that the princess bride made me bi #but even before that somehow the fuckin white cat from the 1998 west end pro shoot of cats??? #and also i feel like everyone says this but like all the fairies from tinker bell. but especially rosalina and iradessa and fawn #mind you idk if i realized i had crushes on them until later but there was def smth going on #oh and also just julie andrews as mary poppins and maria ofc

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i think i like, need to learn banjo. bad.

#i do not own one #i do not play any other instruments besides kind of ukulele #but like. #every time i hear it i ascend to heaven

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“Oh blow it out your ear!”

#omggggg #shes so beautifulllll

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WAR FLASHBACKS

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We’re Leaving YouTube

#bruh #idk i know we don't like youtubes system but the world needs less streaming services and less paywalls imo

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🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️thank u aaron dessner🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

#ttpd #taylor swift

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Best part about Gentleman Jack is that she is NOT FLAT. I’m sick of all good all evil all anything lesbians and this bitch isn’t even just morally gray she’s like. Half human, half landlord?? So absolutely half the time I’m rooting for her downfall and the other half I’m like aw people should stop being mean to her. She fights for her tenants when a crime has been committed against them but she evicts an old man because someone younger could put the land to better use. She protects her lover with everything she’s got and she avoids her sister’s “boyfriend” because he’s a tradesman.

Second best part is that her family may think she’s weird but they love her and try to protect her and want her to be happy. It is like 1832 or something.

#lmao #half human half landlord

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Gentleman Jack - "Oh, is that what you call it?" (S01E03)

#AHHH WHEN THIS HAPPENED #IT WAS GIVING FLEABAG #what do i know from fleabag??? #if they can tell when you break the fourth wall #IT'S LOVE

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“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!”