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wiles? thwarted

#BEE HOW DARE U POST THIS AND NOT TELL ME!!!!! #screaming crying throwing up as always!!!! love to celebrate neck kissing week #also. ASS FRECKLES. that is all #good omens #beeposting!

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*booktok voice* Do you want to read a gay story about two guys who speedrun enemies to lovers, go against their designed nature by being together, who become unstoppable fighting side by side to much dismay of the gods who created them? Do you want to see one of them eaten alive by the grief for his lover when he dies from a godsent sickness? A book about someone fighting so hard for a chance at eternal life that he doesn't notice he is throwing away the precious time he has got, filling it with agony? Well, in the  2100 BCE poem of Gilgamesh-

#YESSSSS EPIC OF GILGAMESH MENTION #the original literary gays #i am obliged once again to mention my uni essay on how gay they were for which i got over 90% #gilgamesh #queue left me on a mountain

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good news everyone! he’s still out there, and in lieu of being able to get taller boots, he has started using LARGER TEXT

#YALL I AM SCREAMING. CANT BELIEVE I JUST SAW THIS LIVING LEGEND IN THE WILD #actually. i can’t believe bee just stumbled onto this four hundred THOUSAND note post about a guy i saw in the wild in january #what a special day #i hate rubber boots guy

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My cat has to wear a cone this week and it made me think of an angel whose halo is a cone.

#BEE HAS JUST SHOWN ME CONE ANGEL #(bc my son also has a cone of shame rn due to STEPPING ON THE HOT STOVE LIKE A BEAUTIFUL DUMMY AND MAKING ME TAKE HIM TO EMERGE ON A SUNDAY) #AND I AM OBSESSED. SAD SAD CONE ANGEL. HE IS SO SAD!!! #can’t believe i had never seen this before

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Joey Batey at the table reading for season 4 of Netflix's The Witcher.

#plsss not him giggling like a schoolgirl #also making the face from my pfp in that second one #wah i missed this #queue left me on a mountain #the witcher

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And I would like to spend... (the eternity with you)

#this one makes me sick to my stomach (affectionate) #love the negative space #good omens #queue left me on a mountain

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#yooooooooooo #queue left me on a mountain

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there is nothing casual about me pleaseee let me see your organs 😭😭😭😭

#hannibal #queue left me on a mountain

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

#so true…… #now if you’ll excuse me i’m off to bed #queue left me on a mountain

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#spirited away just because i was like 7 or 8 when i watched it for the first time. so i watched it 4 times in a row #kikis delivery service i had on VHS but i think i was too young to form long term memories when i first watched it #special place in my heart for castle in the sky too. something about it haunted me as a child #also shocked that princess mononoke isn’t here #studio ghibli

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the patron saint of worms that died on concrete

#i did WHAT #queue left me on a mountain

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I’m sweating through my eyes 😭

#oh my GOD #this is canon to me #good omens #queue left me on a mountain

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(whispering to the flight attendant) fantastic... very helpful. i've noticed you're wearing the same clothing as several other people... why is that

#possibly THEE most harry du bois coded post #queue left me on a mountain

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wow that's a nice inflexible honour code you've got there. i can't wait to see it broken under immense pressure, and you along with it.

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#somehow this is hannibal #last message is mizumono (unpictured: 3857374 further messages) #queue left me on a mountain

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i’m here to have a good time, not a canon-compliant time.

#i’m saying! #although never has this been more true than when i was in the IT fandom.. what clown? #queue left me on a mountain

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JEREMY FRAGRANCE - "My heart beats for Revachol, I want to have a girlfriend soon!" The well-groomed man beams at you. He has said these two things, one after the other, seamlessly, as if they are related somehow.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Oh, he's definitely on something. Ask him what he's on. It's got to be the good shit.

LOGIC - Let's not be too judgmental. He is not from here. Maybe this is normal behavior in.... wherever it is?

PERCEPTION - He smells amazing. Perhaps forgive him his eccentricities?

SAVOIR FAIRE - This suave motherfucker is wearing the hell out of that outfit! Ask him what he’s wearing!

JEREMY FRAGRANCE - "I am really preciously looking now for a girlfriend. I wanna find the right one.” He smiles, again, beatifically. His teeth are gleaming white.

DRAMA - He means it, sire.

EMPATHY - It’s been a long, long time.

HALF LIGHT - You need to get the fuck out of here immediately.

#AOGNSLGNWLGNEOFWNVLSNNGOEVNSLFNWPFNAKRNWFJ #LOSING MY FUCKING MIND HELLO #‘He has said these two things one after the other seamlessly as if they are related somehow’ took me OUT #queue left me on a mountain #disco elysium