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frenchporkybuns · 10 days
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Just cut the tip of my tongue on a shard of the lollipop i was eating, like some sort of willy wonka saw trap
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frenchporkybuns · 13 days
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I just want to introduce you guys to my toxic yaoi boyfriend, i love him very much.
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frenchporkybuns · 14 days
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and by the way kitten, if daddy's being quite honest, the blade on your pendulum was inferior
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frenchporkybuns · 19 days
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frenchporkybuns · 30 days
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Mess him up more!!!! Show us your teeth!!!!!
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frenchporkybuns · 1 month
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duality of man
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frenchporkybuns · 1 month
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mark hoffman overtakes my mind
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frenchporkybuns · 2 months
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Hey guys, just putting out a PSA because now that's THREE people I know of who've got these identical messages on Discord last night alone.
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If a friend messages you apologising because someone "with a similar username to you" tried to deceive them so they reported your account as hacked, and sends an image of a discord email, your friend is the one who has been hacked.
It's hard to read in the screenshot (sorry!) but it looks like the "advice" is something like "file a friend request with our CORPORATE HEAD OF SECURITY to open your case. You have 12 hours to do so or we might suspend your account."
I've been told that if you do contact that user, they try to get you to "prove" you own the account by making a "100% refundable transaction" to them. Which is so scummy.
Scammers catch people out by imposing a time limit and dramatic consequences of not acting fast enough. In that moment of panic, you might not figure out it's suspicious, especially when the email looks so real (it will have your screen-name in it to make it seem legit, but the request code will likely be identical to the one in this post, #40557035) and you're worried about both an impersonator AND losing your account.
If you get sent the above message, try to let your friend know through other ways (socials, etc) that they've been hacked. If you are ever worried, your best bet is to check Discord's website and ask for help through their support page, which has a section for hacked accounts.
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frenchporkybuns · 2 months
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young Costas Mandylor🥵🥵🥵
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frenchporkybuns · 2 months
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cherish your life or whatever the fuck
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frenchporkybuns · 2 months
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I can't find the "if I had a lame boyfriend I would hype him up so much" post but the point is moot anyway, since Simon does not think Patty is lame Simon knows that Patty is punk as fuck and that's all that matters.
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frenchporkybuns · 2 months
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poisoned veggies and plastic meat, nothing real for us to eat! sorry i cant do a good aesthetic caption because psyops lyrics are fucking awful as a hardcore guy i must make that clear.
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+ alt in color i liked
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frenchporkybuns · 2 months
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guard dog
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frenchporkybuns · 2 months
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idk seems kinda fruity to me...
this is lazy af and it took me like 4 days to draw 😭😭😭😭😭 but its all ive managed to draw in months so .. im just gonna celebrate that
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frenchporkybuns · 2 months
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john please get some damn ac in this meat plant mr big juicy is sweatin his ass off
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frenchporkybuns · 2 months
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Can't a man have hobbies?
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frenchporkybuns · 3 months
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heres uhhh looks at smudged writing on my hand. mark hogman everyone!!!
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