frogsys

[frogsys]

hey girl. is that a firework in your pants or is your pengis explode

#SPARKLE

[frogsys]

D. S. Stylus would be a beautiful name for a poet

#glitch

[frogsys]

why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try

#sent to us #emerald #100000% percent

[frogsys]

“you want a good girl but you need the bad pussy” goes so hard as a line it sounds like it could be a hozier lyric or something from shakespeare but it’s actually from crime and punishment

#emerald

[frogsys]

#bermuda

[frogsys]

guy finds a beetle in his apartment and texts his roommate hey did you invite someone over

#jet

[frogsys]

my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open

#emerald

[frogsys]

autistic who goes “fun fact” and then proceeds to tell you the most gruesome unfunny thing you’ve heard all day

#emerald #dawn

[frogsys]

i forgot to cancel my marlboro plus subscription

#smoke

[frogsys]

#robin

[frogsys]

she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons

#emerald

[frogsys]

#raven

[frogsys]

will bird food show up in a drug test time sensitive

#temple

[frogsys]

girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store

#emerald

[frogsys]

#emerald

[frogsys]

he died in a wii remote recalibration accident

#glitch

[frogsys]

#haru