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the true measure of how dangerous a DnD character is isn't their spells, skills and feats, it's what fucked up shit they have in their inventory

like yeah sure Jared has 20 dex and 19 int, Maya can deal 40 damage with a level 2 spell but i have the

✨ GlitterBrick ✨

and you need to roll me a constitution saving throw or take 1D8 bludgeoning damage and be blinded and covered in glitter which you will NEVER get out of your hair

#glitter #brick #glitterbrick #yes it was an actual item #we took it from a dungeon and put it in a sack #we would threaten our victims to spill the beans or we'll spill their beans with the glitter brick #dnd #dnd5e #dnd 5e #it wasn't even magical just glittery #ttrpg