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gettheplant · 4 months
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“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”
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gettheplant · 6 months
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lmao get loved loser
get absolutely fucking treasured
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gettheplant · 6 months
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top reasons to get married
Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch
love i guess
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gettheplant · 6 months
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the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass
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gettheplant · 6 months
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Newtons 4th law is that for every "it's so over" there's an equal and opposite "we're so back"
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gettheplant · 6 months
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With Winnie-the-Pooh and The Battle of Hastings sharing an anniversary today, did you know that E. H. Shepard once drew this amazing scene for an exclusive book bag?
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gettheplant · 6 months
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i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it
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gettheplant · 6 months
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BREAKING BAD SPINOFF FOR CHILDREN ANNOUNCED, WHAT WILL VINCE COME UP WITH THIS TIME????
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gettheplant · 6 months
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A crested eagle tangled up with a snake in battle
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gettheplant · 8 months
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gettheplant · 8 months
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The Marvel(ous) Negative Space Original Art Of John Byrne
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gettheplant · 8 months
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SAMUS - Fusion Suit
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gettheplant · 8 months
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sammy and her baby
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gettheplant · 8 months
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Fun fact: Samus' zero suit is a bodysuit in more recent games instead of the tank-top she wore in older games because at this point, she's been spliced with so many species' DNA you really don't want to see what the rest of her skin looks like.
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gettheplant · 8 months
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my favorite part is the “fuck you” at the end lmaoooo
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