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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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today I went for a walk and there was a "ROAD WORK AHEAD" sign

but it was sorta crumpled and at a weird angle

so it looked liked it said "DAD ORK HEAD" and I think some of you will appreciate dad orc head

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I call this one “cartoon mentors who went hard af from tv shows that disney didn’t deserve”

#owl house #gravity falls

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Someone please please give me a link to the "balls deep" clip so that I can link it here

#????????? #HOW #spn

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harry absolutely has a collection of weird and oddly specific t-shirts he doesn't even remember having bought (designs stolen from shirts that go hard

#disco elysium

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if you say "as one does" after any phrase nobody's allowed to think you're weird anymore. cheat code bypass for all standards of social normalcy

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I'm collecting a list of Short Stories That Fucked Us Up As Children. reblog and tell me what I'm missing.

here's the list so far:

the yellow wallpaper

all in a summer day

fever dream

the lottery

hey come on out

by the waters of Babylon

the most dangerous game

flowers for Algernon

a good man is hard to find

skin

to build a fire

silent snow secret snow

bartleby the scrivener

i have no mouth and I must scream

harrison bergeron

lamb to the slaughter

the cask of amontillado

the telltale heart

the vampyre

where did you come from, where did you go

the monkey's paw

I'll add a poll in case it helps haha

#All Summer In A Day!!! #I think I read it in grade 8? and it fucked me up #also I had to look up the novel we read in grade 7 that I still think about often: Dust by Arthur Slade #I couldn't remember the author only the title but I saw the cover in the image results and was like. that's it that's the one #that's the one that fucked me up #I should reread it tbh

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#a classic

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All of these need to get on my desk IMMEDIATELY

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There are ten trillion pictures of flowering trees to the point where they sometimes seem trite and overdone. But then you see a tree in full flower and go holy shit this rules and I've gotta show this to everyone so they can experience the same magic and wonder and there are ten trillion and one pictures of flowering trees

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Anyone missing a heavy stone/concrete Dalek?

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Ouch, hit me right in my ADHD.

#game changer #dropout

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actual dialogue from Disco Elysium

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The thing that I adore about the Disco Elysium fandom is that, despite not blocking or avoiding spoilers in any way, I have never once been spoiled on a single plot point of the game. I still have no idea who committed the central murder of the game, or even if we ever solve it.

I do, however, have a vast second-hand knowledge of Kim, his interests, his hobbies, his responses to Harry's shenanigans, and what dialogue options will produce which reactions. This game is not about solving a murder it is about becoming best friends with Kim Kitsuragi and that's how it should be.

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