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april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]

#it was a good month really i was just sick for most of it. :(

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Midnight Pals: Patience

Thomas Disch: neil in the good omens game, is there a way to escape the dungeon without using the wizard's key? Neil Gaiman: ah! a very good question! Clive Barker: what? that's a terrible question Gaiman: ah but there are NO bad questions, clive Gaiman: curiosity is the rain that waters the seed of knowledge

Debbie Dadey: um excuse me sir neil gaiman but in Good Omens S2E42 aziraphale is shown performing the musubi dachi stance, but everyone knows that angels don't know karate Dadey:[pushing glasses up nose] i sure hope someone was fired for THAT blunder Gaiman: ah! a fine observation, thank you for sharing! Gaiman: so great to communicate with astute readers!

Gaiman: [putting gold star sticker on Dadey's forehead] i'm giving you a gold star for that Gaiman: in fact Gaiman: you all get gold stars! Koontz: oo! i want a gold star Gaiman: [putting gold star sticker on Koontz's forehead] and so you shall!

King: incredible! nothing flusters him! Poe: he's unflappable King: like the world's most patient kindergarten teacher Barker: no way, i don't buy it Barker: nobody's THAT patient Barker: i bet i could get him to snap Poe: clive

Barker: hey neil i've got a question Gaiman: yes? Barker: actually Barker:this is more of a comment than a question Gaiman: [sweating, veins in neck pulsing] ah yes, go on Poe: clive that's going too far

Neil Gaiman: you see dean Gaiman: you can see anything, do anything Gaiman: BE anything Gaiman: without ever leaving home! Dean Koontz: wowwww Gaiman: all you have to do is use your super power Koontz: my super power?? Gaiman: yes Gaiman: it's called Gaiman: IMAGINATION!!

Ray Bradbury: it was many years yonder when the open spaces were open and the blue skies were blue, and soda pop cost just a nickel and if you didn't have a nickel a smile would do, when you could see marshmallow dragons and candy corn castles in the clouds and you could do it all with the power of Dean Koontz: oh yeah imagination, i already know that Bradbury: and- what Koontz: yeah, neil gaiman told me Bradbury:

Ray Bradbury: listen neil i hear you've been going around extolling the power of imagination Neil Gaiman: ah imagination! the poor man's wealth, the prisoner's release- Bradbury: zip it bud Bradbury: there's ONE dream weaver in this town and that's me Bradbury: the limitless vista of a child's imagination ain't big enough for the both of us!!!

Bradbury: i have more child-like whimsy in my little finger, gaiman! Bradbury: and i will use it to paint a rainbow of nostalgic vibes that will have you crying! Bradbury: come at me, neil!! i'll make your childhood fuckin' magical!

Gaiman: wonderful, brilliant! just an excellent threat Gaiman: the craftsmanship of it was sublime, you should be very proud, ray Bradbury: Bradbury: are you Bradbury: are you being sarcastic? Poe: i don't think he knows how

Bradbury: you're so genuine, i can't stay mad at you Gaiman: perhaps, ray, there is room in the world of imagination for the both of us Gaiman: in fact, maybe there's room for ALL who seek to fly on the wings of a shared dream!

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BUCK + RANDOM FACTS

+ bonus:

#i love him

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nobody:

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

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i know there are like 400 of these but i want to make my own

reblog for sample size etc etc. you can also add your time zone in the tags if you want

#… there’s no in between times. like there’s 5-6 and 7-8 but no 6-7 #it’s 10:30 in my time zone what do i do

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When words fail.

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They say judas is in hell because he betrayed jesus but thats actualy a misconception, that was gods plan and so he didnt do anything wrong. Judas however IS in hell because god thinks he made his son gay

#NEW SCHISM IM FUCKING CRYING

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someone give me a fic prompt

i'll actually write it i swear i'm so bored

#gay firefighter show

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christopher diaz tripping his dad with one of his elbow crutches so that he falls and buck catches him. send. post.

#notes from the herb garden #9-1-1 #9 1 1 #911 #idk how people tag it lmao #911 abc #buddie #christopher diaz #eddie diaz #evan buckley

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Hey, remember when these stills dropped and everyone was speculating that Buck and Eddie were having some kind of argument or tense conversation? and then it turns out Buck is just dropping a sea monkey metaphor?

#this is what the promo stills from the madney wedding will turn out to be i fear

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Chapters: 2/? Fandom: I Was Born for This - Alice Oseman Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Allister “Lister Bird & Jimmy Kaga-Ricci & Rowan Omondi, Allister "Lister” Bird/Jimmy Kaga-Ricci, Allister “Lister” Bird & Jimmy Kaga-Ricci, Allister “Lister” Bird & Rowan Omondi Characters: Allister “Lister” Bird, Jimmy Kaga-Ricci, Rowan Omondi, Bliss Lai, Juliet Schwartz, Fereshteh “Angel” Rahimi, Cecily Wills Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Song: Snow Angel (Reneé Rapp), Solo Artist Lister Bird, that should be a tag already guys i’m disappointed, tw for knives?? ig?? you know what i’m talking abt Summary:

What if Lister Bird had gone a different way that night?

or:

The Lister Bird Reneé Rapp AU that nobody asked for, loosely based off of her song Snow Angel.

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RAAAAAAAAAAAH HI EVERYONE i know i’ve been absent for like. forever. but i started a new fic check it out if you want!!

#OMG OMG OMG HIIIII

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You do like tumpet? 🎺! bwaaa!

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You do like tumpet? 🎺! bwaaa!

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if my surname was moog or theremin i'd invent a fuckass instrument too

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if my surname was moog or theremin i'd invent a fuckass instrument too

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if my surname was moog or theremin i'd invent a fuckass instrument too