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saying “bite me” to a vampire for the sake of being a smartass but also because you want them to. To

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IM NOT A MISOGYNIST!

elected fic of the year

bared fangs by sapphicjasper

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I'm not blushing. 😳

guillermo de la cruz is literally THE most character of all time. hes gay. hes latino. hes fat. hes badass. hes sexy. hes a serial killer. hes a mamas boy. hes insane. hes the most normal one here. hes by birth and lineage a vampire killer. hes spent 13 years trying to become a vampire. hes my best friend hes my pal, my homeboy, my rotten soldier, hes my sweet cheese my good time boy

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if someone told me my blood smelled and tasted good i would be over the moon. this is on account of my nature

#is this too much to ask? #damn

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Reckon this would help?

Memes class as a form of warm up sketch

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My favorite characters are the soft happy nice ones that are actually a bit of a bitch

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No...😳

Do you ever stop and think guillermo will feel Nandor's beard on his lips one day? :)

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Beware of the relentless Persian king this Halloween night! Nandor's quest for candy knows no bounds - he might just snatch the entire candy bowl if you're not careful. Keep your treats close and your doors locked, for this trick-or-treating terror stops at nothing to satisfy his sweet tooth!!!

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perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

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pro tip

ur friends don't hate you

nobody is secretly mad at you

you have anxiety and that's ok you are loved

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Lazlo is autistic, his special interests are…

His wife

Plants

and we all know what number 3 is

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nandor the relentless? I feel like he took one look at guillermo's sad puppy eyes and then immediately relented the hypocrite

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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

None.

They get their familiar to do it.

#wwdits #wwdits shitpost #guillermo de la cruz #guillermo #jokes #vampires #familiars deserve more respect #nandor the relentless #nadja of antipaxos #colin robinson #laszlo cravensworth

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