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Pls, this acc is so embarrassing lol

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How I headcanon NYO!Romano’s looks.

• CEO of pretty bitches

• So I’m gonna start with her face

• She has round slightly chubby cheeks by nature

• There’s no getting rid of them, no mater how much weight she loses

• Not that she really minds

• High cheekbones

• Resting sad face

• Constantly looks like she’s on the verge of tears

• she’s not (but there’s a long overdue breakdown sometimes in there)

• she’s probably pissed.

• If one more random man asks her “what’s wrong?” She might shoot them

• Glassy, chocolate brown, siren eyes

• her eyes are slightly far apart

• Feathers her eyebrows

• round plump lips (think snitchery, but not as extreme)

• wouldn’t be caught dead with chapped lips

• usually has red lipstick/gloss

• An obnoxiously perfectly upturned nose (think Priscilla Presley)

• small kinda pointy(?) chin

• let’s move on to hair

• also chocolate brown

• naturally wavy bordering curly

• it’s still in recovery from damage from straightening to make it more “acceptable” for ballet standards

• dyed it black once

• Its thick as hell

• her hair is usually a few inches past her shoulders

• but sometimes she grows it out longer

•LOOKS AMAZING IN PIN CURLS (I’m picture classic Rota Hayworth hair)

• or when it’s overly teased (especially when it’s black

• now her body

• Is 5’8

• is pretty slim

• is bottom heavy

• but you can barely tell

• think current doja cat but with no boobs at all

• olive skin

• nice warm undertones

• I think over all she has a classic old Hollywood kind of beauty with a slight modern twist

Next are just some outfits I think she would wear and absolutely eat in.

Also her favorite color is red and she doesn’t believe in dressing down ( It would kill her) casual isn’t in her vocabulary

Hi, I am alive, and I’m going to start writing again I think, but I’m probably going to make some changes to my blog💋 also I might make a sim, lmk if you want that.

#hetalia #aph #hetalia headcanons #romano x reader #nyotalia #hetalia x reader #romano headcanons #nyo romano

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Can we have America nsfw alphabet?

I made that post a while back, if you want read it🥰

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Hey, y’all it’s the biggest clown on this website, I’m thinking about writing again, but to stay motivated I’m going to have to change the list of characters I write for. So I think I’m going to finish up these request that I have, and then make a few changes.

#hetalia #aph #hetalia x reader #hetalia headcanons #clown shit

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You can only reblog this today.

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“Never been better.”

This video was going around a week or two ago, and when I first saw it someone had reblogged it and added something to the effect of “this is so Prussia and Germany.”  SO HERE YOU GO  ヾ(@°▽°@)ノ

(btw in the second gif the frisbee DOES bounce off of Germany’s head.  When I exported the frames I missed that split second and I’m still a little irritated but w/e).

As always, follow me for more and let me know if you have any ideas for my next gifset!

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as a horny wlw i am kind of tired of the stereotype that we are sexless pure divinities so i love your nyo! posts so much😭❤️

Thank you sm, i totally get it, I’m glad you enjoy them😽

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Ahhh I’m beggin for nsfw alphabet with nyo!germany 😫😫😫

#submission

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Hear me out:

What if America was mixed as fuck-

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These are the desserts my ✨FAVORITE✨ Nyo!talia characters Pussies remind me of because I haven’t posted consistently in while and I need some sort of filler in between main posts

Don’t ask, I don’t have a response, here’s a post that no one asked for

Nsfw under the cut

Nyo!Germany-

A cupcake, a really light&fluffy cupcake, vanilla flavored with strawberry swirls and whipped cream frosting with a cherry on top, it’s moist and delicious, not mention extremely aesthetically pleasing.

Nyo!Prussia-

A carrot cake, well seasoned, but I’m a little confused, taste good, spicy(?), kinda dry, but super sensitive, ngl this one was hard

Nyo!Romano-

Cold stone sweet cream ice cream, ABSOLUTELY THE TASTIEST THING MAYBE EVER, with an amazing texture and sweet rich taste that could make a grown man cry

Nyo!Veneziano-

Strawberry pie, sweet put kinda tart, I wanna say crispy, but that’s definitely not the right word. I don’t know what word I’m looking for, but if someone thinks of it, tell me in the comments.

Nyo!America-

Y’all saw this coming, but she’s your classic homemade apple pie. Warm and soft looks pretty good, is kinda messy, but everyone seems to love it for a reason

Nyo!Greece-

Cherry Garcia ben & Jerry’s has the perfect balance of creamy and refreshing. Addictive, I could easily eat a gallon of it in 15 minutes tops (not me lmao)

I hope you guys enjoy whatever this is, I’m ngl, I missed doing fun stuff like this, which is why haven’t been posting as much, because I feel like nobody wants to read it, and I get writers block because my mind gets backed up with this none sense. So there’s gonna be more filler post like this, for my sanity, and hopefully it will my main writing on track.

#hetalia smut #nyo prussia x reader #nyo romano #nyo prussia #nyo germany #nyo america #nyotalia #nyo Greece #aph #aph headcanons #hetalia x reader #hetalia headcanons

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Hi! Can i request Nyo!Prussia NSFW A-Z

All done sweetheart💖

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Nyo!Prussia (JJ) NSFW A-Z

A=Aftercare

She pretty good at it, believe it or not she’s naturally quite nurturing, she has a mental checklist she goes through. She cleans you off, cleans and replaces the sheets (every single time, without fail) and so on and so forth.

B= Body Part

I’m not gonna lie to y’all, it’s your ✨PUSSY✨, well, her pussy, don’t argue with her on that, she owns it. On her it’s her tongue because she uses it, and uses it well, on her favorite part of you.

C= Cum

She’s conflicted, she would love to make an absolute mess. But the thought of having anything messy pisses her off, so let’s say she likes squirters until she actually encounters one. Oh and she creams btw, preferably in your mouth

D= Dirty secret

This is by no means a secret, but she has an EXTENSIVE collection of strap-ons. Her favorite is either the red one(the biggest and her favorite color) or the flesh colored one that actually ✨nuts✨

E= Experience

HELLA, she bags bitches (in the most respectful way possible of course, her words not mine) three girls at one time she has' em’ in rotation. She gets tested regularly.

F= Favorite Position

Anyone where your

A) folded into a pretzel

B) In pain

C) All of the above

Bonus points if she has access to your tittes, hope your a contortionist.

G= Goofy

Not super goofy, it’s the only time other than when she’s cleaning/organizing she’s not goofy(for the most part)

H= Hair

This girl does not shave like at all, she occasionally trims her cooch how but that’s low key pushing it. She conditions her coochie hair, so it’s nice and soft for you.

I= Intimacy

Not intimate at all, she’s an evil bitch and don’t you forget it.

J= Jack off

Not often, not because she’s not horny, but because she has bitches on deck. To put it simply, she doesn’t need to.

K= Kink

Has a daddy kink, yes, she is a lesbian, no she is not a bottom.

Is more verbally mean than she is physically. But she’ll still rock your shit. On the lowest of keys is into Mdlg but I’m not getting into that. Is mean, LIVES TO DEGRADE

L= Location

ANYWHERE SHE CAN

M= Motivation

stays horny (it’s an addiction at this point) like you don’t have to worry about her motivation, it’s yours I’m worried about honestly.

N= No

Has little restrictions when it comes to her personally, tbh it’s mostly internal conflict about making a mess.

O= Oral

8/10, she may not be able to whistle, but she can use her tongue, prefers receiving but sometimes she’s feeling generous, if you beg for more than her fingers, unless you’re bad, no amount of begging gets you a reward.

P= Pace

She goes fast and rough, and shows no mercy, she takes ZERO prisoners (unless you want her too 😉

Q= Quickies

Not the biggest fan, but anything for a good fuck.

R= Risk

She loves a good risk, not like you can get pregnant, so your wish is her command (unless you wanna top)

S= Stamina

It depends, she can either go like one round or 1,000 it depends on her environment mostly, she needs to be in a clean space, or her urge to clean will overcome her horniness(is that a word)

T= Toys

Despite being a lesbian, she the anti-vibrator complex. The anything it can do, I can do better mindset. But her strap-on collection, like I said previously, is impressive. And she your basic impact play, and blindfolds.

U= Unfair

Not fair at all, she loves to tease, and will not be teased, don’t try.

V= Volume

Not loud it’s mostly dirty (EXTREMELY DIRTY) talk and let me tell you, your never going to be prepared for it

W= Wild Card

She wears low rise jeans with a strap-on on just so everyone that walks past can see the straps. It’s a subtle flex, and it’s hot.

X= X-Ray

SHE HAS THE BIGGEST DICK ENERGY FOR NO REASON, if she was a boy she’d have the biggest dick in the show (yes, that includes Russia) but Prussia doesn’t have the biggest dick in the show, don’t ask me how that works, I don’t get paid enough to use my brain to that degree.

Y= Yearning

ALWAYS HORNY, always. She’s ready to fuck at anytime , anywhere, and everywhere.

Z= ZZZ (How quickly does he fall asleep after?)

Miss girl does not sleep. She sleeps for two hours a night, and is perfectly energized on the daily (she is extremely anti-drug(even prescription, it’s crazy))

#hetalia #aph #hetalia x reader #hetalia headcanons #nyo prussia #nyotalia #hetalia smut #nyo prussia x reader

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NSFW alphabet Japan is that's okay? :p

It’s been done for weeks and I’m a ✨stupid idiot✨.🤡

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Lmao, japants

#aph japan #hetalia

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JAPAN NSFW A-Z

A= Aftercare

He’s pretty good at it, he wipes you down, and makes you rate the experience out of ten

B= Body part

On you Kiku Loves your silhouette, he absolutely lives for the way your different body parts come together to look like what he perceives as absolute perfection. On him he’s not quite sure, he’s pretty humble.

C= Cum

Either inside you or a condom, he likes a neat, easy clean up

D= Dirty secret

Had bought you a bunch of cosplay(maid, cat-girl, etc.) lingerie, but he’s too shy to actually give it to you

E= Experience

He’s pretty experienced, he’s been around for quite a while, although he needs to really trust for

F= Favorite Position

Keeps it classy with missionary, doggy style if he’s feeling a little frisky.

G= Goofy (is he more serious or goofy in bed)

Super duper serious, to him this act is sacred and not to be taken lightly

H= Hair

He trims on occasion, but only when it gets too out of hand

I= Intimacy

It’s quite intimate, this is a serious moment for home and it is no laughing matter. And it is not to be taken lightly.

J= Jack off

He does it ALOT, it’s not a secret, but you never when it happens, so like the exact opposite of Germany

K= Kink

Loves shibari, it gives him an opportunity to be creative and to restrain you. And let’s not forget cosplay, and mutual masterbation.

L= Location

The bedroom and the shower on occasion, as we all know he values privacy very, and that will not be compromised anytime soon.

M= Motivation

Tbh doesn’t need much to get him going, is low key always horny, but once again, you would never know

N= No

No exhibition, at all, he values privacy alot, didn't we just talk about this. Dude, pay attention, your gonna fail the class

O= Oral

He prefers giving and he’s pretty solid 7/10 consistent every single time, it’s nice

Receiving, he’s pretty laid back, he just likes to let you do the damn thing, and if you need some guidance he’ll give it to you

P= Pace

Quite slow in pace, he likes to relax your mind, take his time on you, (baby, grind on you)

Q= Quickies

He's not really a fan, he'd honestly rather just wait till he has time to really enjoy you.

R= Risk

Not much of a risk taker, he likes privacy, and it will not, under ANY circumstances, be compromised.

S= Stamina

One REALLY long session, he last a while, but never multiple rounds.

T= Toys

Not much real just rope in fun colors, he feels like he’s got everything covered without the extra help of devices

U= Unfair

He doesn’t play fair in the slightest, shockingly, he’s quite the tease “. Can and will edge you for HOURS, lord have mercy.

V= Volume

Almost dead silent, might let out a catched breath every once in a while, but that’s really it, it's actually kinda scary.

X= X-Ray

Japan is a “grower not a shower”

Y= Yearning

He’s fine he can go about a month of just rubbin em’ out before, he feels the need to actually do it. But only if he has a partner.

Z= ZZZ (How quickly does he fall asleep after?)

Very quickly actually, he’s out like mother fuckin light. He ask if you’re alright, and then he’s knocked out.

Wow, I actually posted, n e ways hope y’all enjoy.

#aph #hetalia #anime #aph Japan #hetalia headcanons #hetalia smut #aph Japan smut #aph Japan headcanons

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Do you do yandere requests? If not, its okay. I apologize!!

I’ve never really thought about, I’m not opposed to the idea, but I can’t say it’ll be good if I do. For now I’ll say it depends on the request. Headcanons for main characters exclusively for yandere requests. Sorry if this wasn’t helpful to you. 🥰

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Germany and America have weird sexual tension.

American overcompensates his heterosexuality to hide the fact the he’s BISEXUAL, tbh he’s only lying to himself, everyone else knows. Sometimes he can’t help but take a (more than a) peek at those firm cheeks. And Germany can’t help but notice those gorgeously flexed arm muscles as they effortlessly carry the jeep rangler into his shop

#hetalia #aph #hetalia headcanons #aph germany #germany #america #aph America