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halalspamhabibti · 5 months

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How former Italian footballers would be on a "eat or answer" type of show

(!!Sorry if anyone is OOC!!!)

Del piero:

Poor Alex doesn't want to speak ill of anyone (not on tv at least), so he essentially spends the whole episode eating.

Baggio:

while Robbie may seem like an easy victim for the host, he actually answers quite bluntly.

Maldini:

Paolo answers with the atmost class and professionalism, even when he eventually had to eat, he's still classy about it.

Gattuso:

Rino likes to be blunt and honest, but at the same time, he doesn't want to seem "weak" by avoiding the foods, so he's in a bit of a dilemma.

Totti:

Frá has no problem talking about others but doesn't like it when he's asked sensitive questions about himself, so ends up eating two or three things and he's visibly salty about it.

Pirlo:

Andrea seems as if he has been forced to be on the show, he answers everything, even after getting visibly upset at the host for asking such questions, he answers purely out of disgust of the food.

Buffon:

Gigi barely even looks at the plate (except to mock it), literally answers everything with well-put and convincing answers, and if there's something he doesn't want to answer, he'll simply lie, he'll avoid eating because he fears it'll make him appear shrewd, even though he'll internally want to try at least one food, just for the thrill of it.

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halalspamhabibti · 5 months

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I was looking for pics of Gigi smooching people (as you do) and found a piece of peak journalism

#yes I blurred the refs name lol #football #soccer #italy nt #gigi buffon #gianluigi buffon #Buffon #I kept telling y'all that he's dangerous #italia #calcio #juventus #football imagine

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halalspamhabibti · 5 months

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One feature I really like about Maldini (and his sons even) that isn't really acknowledged is the sharpness of his teeth, to the point where they look like little fangs (kinda like muller)

I know it sounds stupid but pics like this really fuel my stupid vampire AU thingy (also Daniel's canines are even more prominent and sharp but I couldn't find a high resolution pic)

#football #football au #maldini #paolo maldini #soccer #daniel maldini #football imagine #calcio #italy nt #football fanfiction #ac milan

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halalspamhabibti · 6 months

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How former Italian footballers would be on a "eat or answer" type of show

(!!Sorry if anyone is OOC!!!)

Del piero:

Poor Alex doesn't want to speak ill of anyone (not on tv at least), so he essentially spends the whole episode eating.

Baggio:

while Robbie may seem like an easy victim for the host, he actually answers quite bluntly.

Maldini:

Paolo answers with the atmost class and professionalism, even when he eventually had to eat, he's still classy about it.

Gattuso:

Rino likes to be blunt and honest, but at the same time, he doesn't want to seem "weak" by avoiding the foods, so he's in a bit of a dilemma.

Totti:

Frá has no problem talking about others but doesn't like it when he's asked sensitive questions about himself, so ends up eating two or three things and he's visibly salty about it.

Pirlo:

Andrea seems as if he has been forced to be on the show, he answers everything, even after getting visibly upset at the host for asking such questions, he answers purely out of disgust of the food.

Buffon:

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halalspamhabibti · 6 months

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An odd nightly encounter (Maldini vampire AU) (Drabble)

Description: Daniel Maldini starts doubting his normality

Notes: -I had this silly concept idea of Paolo Maldini being a vampire, even though I'm not a vampire fan at all, so I thought I'd Drabble with it using his son. -sorry if any one is OOC, I'm not that familiar with the players in this. -English is not my first language!! -just a Drabble! -mayyybe I'll write a part 2

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In the middle of the cold and pitch-black night, Olivier was frantically yet quietly running after he had somehow managed to successfully steal something from the AC Milan headquarters,the tall and muscular Frenchman was running as fast as he could, which wasn't very fast, not only due to his notorious pace but also because he could barely see anything, before he could reach the car waiting for him, he froze right in his tracks in front of nothing but a pair of big, inhumanly bright, crystal teal eyes that didn't exactly convey a certain emotion, they even looked somewhat confused and surprised, but still stared piercingly through him, as soon as he retained his senses, he hurriedly turned on his flashlight and aimed the white beam straight at the eyes to see who or "what" they belonged to, and to his relief he immediately heard a familiarly cute groan of pain, not only did those eyes belong to a human, and that human was his young teammate, Daniel.

"Dani!" Cried Olivier in confused relief, he began to feel a bit frustrated at this odd interruption of his plans, "wh-what are you doing out all alone at this hour?" Olivier asked quickly without much thought, "me?" Daniel questioned while he finished rubbing his eyes after they were hit with the light, "I'm just taking a nightly stroll not too far from home, what are YOU doing frantically running in the middle of the night? And straight from Casa Milan?" Olivier panicked internally as he took into thought who Daniel's father is, not only did he fear being directly reported to the sporting director, but having THE Paolo Maldini disappointed in you is something nobody would want, without much thought into his excuses, he immediately tried to clear things up and shift the focus to something else, "w-well I'm just taking advantage of the empty streets to take a jog, y'know? Besides, at least I brought a flashlight with me, how come you're walking around in the black darkness? You wouldn't be able to see anything! Seems pretty suspicious to me..." Dani looked around, Olivier almost seized the opportunity to say goodbye when Dani suddenly became nervously excited to say something

"look, this is supposed to be a secret, but I can't help but tell someone, I can actually see in the dark, isn't that amazing?"

"Makes sense when you have glowing eyes that scare the hell out of people trying to jog, now that I remember, this isn't the first time I've seen them glow" Olivier replied with a bit of forced laughter, he was now fully relieved that his case was off, but then it fully hit him, "but it doesn't make sense..." he wondered, "there is no condition on earth that gives people the ability to see in pitch-black...how is that possible?" "Well my parents told me I was blessed with strong eyes like my father, and that they fed me lots of carrots as a baby" Daniel explained, in an honest and confident voice, there was no sense of deception in his tone whatsoever, this is truly what he knows

"Dani...that's not..that's not a logical explanation" Daniel stared for a bit after a moment of realization then he "now that I think about it, it really isn't, but that's all I've known.."

"Have you ever been taken to a doctor?"

"Of course, but none of it was ever about my eyes" Olivier thought for a moment, though he was sleepy and exhausted at this point, so his brain wasn't really on it's full motors, and then it looked like he

had come to a conclusion, more important a conclusion that'll make Dani forget about Olivier's odd "jogging"

"Dani, have you ever thought about how sharp your teeth are? they're like fangs.."

"Yes? What does that have to do with it?"

"Well I'm just saying, sharp teeth, along with night vision and glowing eyes, these are all traits of a vampire,no? Maybe your parents haven't told you yet?"

"...Olivier..you're nearly forty..you can't be believing in folktales.."

"Not if there's one standing in front of me"

"Oh for God's sake Olivier, if I'm a vampire then how the hell can i stand in the sun completely unharmed?"

"Well you could only be HALF vampire"

"So you mean-"

"yes! It would explain so much about your father!"

"Like what exactly?" Daniel had no idea why someone technically old enough to be his parent was still suggesting that he and his father were vampires, and at this time of night as well, he had become frustrated but was too tired to be visibly angry,

"Well, it would certainly explain his graceful aging...and his-"

"Olivier...please...I'm too tired for this,if my father is a vampire, then how come he can use a mirror just fine?"

"Well there has to be an explanati-" Olivier couldn't finish his sentence before he had to yawn, now he realized how late he was, and he remembered that his partner in crime was waiting for him in the car, "why don't we both go home and discuss this later, I really need to sleep" suggested Dani, "yes,yes,that's exactly what I was going to say" Olivier blurted hurriedly

"Ciao"

Each one of them parted ways, with Olivier making sure Daniel is out of sight before he started running back to the car.

#football #football fanfic #football fanfiction #paolo maldini #daniel maldini #ac milan #olivier giroud #vampire #vampire au #drabble #Milan #calcio #serie a #dont ask me how or what Olivier stole #Maldini #soccer #soccer fanfic #football imagine #football au

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