hanzourushiharalucifer

[hanzourushiharalucifer]

I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert.

[hanzourushiharalucifer]

Our king said I don't hug you enough, so I suppose I should make an effort to show you more care through words and physical affection.

I finished preparing your meal by the way, it's on the table.

uhh Ashiya? ... you alright? cuz normally you yell at me. am I dying? why are you being nice to me? Lord Satan decided to kill me off didn't he... you can tell me the truth!

#devil is a part timer #hanzo urushihara #lucifer #in character #alciel #hataraku maou sama! #shiro ashiya

[hanzourushiharalucifer]

Care to explain yourself Urushihara?

Why must I lecture you for the third time this month. If you finish the tea, you must refill it.

It's a simple rule!!!

is it just your hobby to find shit to lecture me about every two hours? gimme a break, Ashiya.

Besides, I didn't drink it. I spilled it.

#devil is a part timer #hanzo urushihara #lucifer #in character #alciel #hataraku maou sama! #shiro ashiya

[hanzourushiharalucifer]

Nah. You forbade me to do the fun thing, namely hacking. I've been playing games mostly.

-slurps noodles-

Sides, boredom isn't just about not being occupied.. I'm bored of being alone in here. The hell did Ashiya go anyway?

*plops a cup of instant noodles in front of you* Here i got us some really good noodles after work, enjoy!

Noodles? hell yeah!.

-sits up and starts to dig in-

how was work, anyway? its boring here.

#devil is a part timer #hanzo urushihara #lucifer #in character #maou sadao #maou sama

[hanzourushiharalucifer]

*plops a cup of instant noodles in front of you* Here i got us some really good noodles after work, enjoy!

Noodles? hell yeah!.

-sits up and starts to dig in-

how was work, anyway? its boring here.

#devil is a part timer #hanzo urushihara #lucifer #in character #maou sadao #maou sama #askbox

[hanzourushiharalucifer]

..... That counts as making noise. *gets up and moves towards the phone.* take your pick oh Feared One. Hospital, or Lord Satan, who will probably take you to the hospital while lecturing you.

Princess of the floorboards? I'll have you know I was doing his majesty's laundry along with yours.

Now help hang them up to dry and you might get some extra fries with your MgBig burger if you watch that tone if yours

His Majesty is kindly bringing us home some food from work so we may save up for better interwebs netting on that computing device of yours.

hang them up to dry. sure I can, but first you gotta admit you were actually puking your guts out because you had food poisoning. :p

#devil is a part timer #hanzo urushihara #lucifer #alciel #hataraku maou sama! #shiro ashiya #in character

[hanzourushiharalucifer]

I'll leave you alone as long as you promise not to moan like a dying animal while you're 'laying down for a few minutes.'

However if you do start making noise, I'll call the hospital or Maou. You're not getting a choice. Do you really want to die and anger Lord Satan?

Princess of the floorboards? I'll have you know I was doing his majesty's laundry along with yours.

Now help hang them up to dry and you might get some extra fries with your MgBig burger if you watch that tone if yours

His Majesty is kindly bringing us home some food from work so we may save up for better interwebs netting on that computing device of yours.

hang them up to dry. sure I can, but first you gotta admit you were actually puking your guts out because you had food poisoning. :p

#devil is a part timer #hanzo urushihara #lucifer #in character #alciel

[hanzourushiharalucifer]

"... go be useful is such a broad phrase. well, since you're taking over setting the table, I'll go back to hacking city hall - i mean finding a good way to amplify our magic."

wanders back to the computer and starts typing. "and by the way, it was food poisoning. not my fault you're too cheap to get actual medical care." -hand wave-

Princess of the floorboards? I'll have you know I was doing his majesty's laundry along with yours.

Now help hang them up to dry and you might get some extra fries with your MgBig burger if you watch that tone if yours

His Majesty is kindly bringing us home some food from work so we may save up for better interwebs netting on that computing device of yours.

hang them up to dry. sure I can, but first you gotta admit you were actually puking your guts out because you had food poisoning. :p

#devil is a part timer #hanzo urushihara #Lucifer hataraku maou-sama #shiro ashiya #alciel #hataraku maou sama! #in character #rp blog

[hanzourushiharalucifer]

If you know anyone who seems really chill to the point of being virtually indestructible, like nothing could ever bother them in any way, could get hit by a train and just shake it off and be totally fine, laughing it off as soon as they've dusted themselves off and stopped bleeding, but who occasionally just randomly falls apart to complete fucking smithereens with seemingly no cause nor warning, only to get back up again a few minutes/hours/days later like "ok yeah I'm fine again that was weird lmao", and you've ever wondered what the fuck is up with that:

They are actually not ok and most likely are not ok at any point. The whole "hardiest person you know who just collapses randomly sometimes" thing isn't a deliberately constructed façade, as a matter of fact it might be something that they actually personally believe themselves to be. But in reality this is somebody who's either unintentionally learned or has been deliberately trained to hide negative emotions and mask symptoms at all costs, as the #1 priority that goes over any other survival needs.

So even though it may look like they go from 1 to 100 completely at random and unpredictably, and then swing right back again to being totally fine, you have no way of knowing how long they've been at 95% before the last line of defense broke down and the system collapsed. And once they flip back up, odds are that they just managed to scrape their shit back together again just enough to get their backup masking systems running. The "check engine" light never turned on because the wire was clipped years ago.

If this is you, this is your callout to seek some sort of help. I'm telling on everyone in this room including myself.

[hanzourushiharalucifer]

Princess of the floorboards? I'll have you know I was doing his majesty's laundry along with yours.

Now help hang them up to dry and you might get some extra fries with your MgBig burger if you watch that tone if yours

His Majesty is kindly bringing us home some food from work so we may save up for better interwebs netting on that computing device of yours.

hang them up to dry. sure I can, but first you gotta admit you were actually puking your guts out because you had food poisoning. :p

#devil is a part timer #hanzo urushihara #lucifer #in character #ask box

[hanzourushiharalucifer]

Hey Lucifer! Can I ask you stuff about Ente Isla? If you're cool with that! :)

sure you can ask. If its something i can answer, i might. :p

#hanzo urushihara #lucifer #devil is a part timer #in character #askbox

[hanzourushiharalucifer]

Hey, anyone seen the princess of the floorboards lately?

#devil is a part timer #lucifer #hanzo urushihara #in character

[hanzourushiharalucifer]

[hanzourushiharalucifer]

WHAAAAT

Luuci~~

Yeah?

#lucifer #devil is a part timer #hanzo urushihara #maou sadao #maou sama #you're just going to catch me why bother

[hanzourushiharalucifer]

Sleeping, gaming.... maybe a little hacking...

Luuci~~

Yeah?

#lucifer #devil is a part timer #hanzo urushihara #maou sadao #maou sama

[hanzourushiharalucifer]

......sure... yes. I'm gonna go with yes....

Luuci~~

Yeah?

#lucifer #devil is a part timer #hanzo urushihara #maou sadao #maou sama

[hanzourushiharalucifer]

Luuci~~

Yeah?

#lucifer #devil is a part timer #hanzo urushihara #anon ask