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Hello! My name is Harvey (they/them) and I write LGBTQIA+ friendly audio role play scripts
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So... that didn't work out. Unfortunately, I probably won't have any new scripts until summer, probably around mid-May or early June. I've just been busy and will continue to be busy for a little while.
I swear I haven't given up on script writing I've just been busy and without inspiration (╥_╥)
Things will be up and running again soon!
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i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.
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I swear I haven't given up on script writing I've just been busy and without inspiration (╥_╥)
Things will be up and running again soon!
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Quick! It's still Ash Wednesday AND valentine's day here! And if you haven't heard my newest NSFW audio, it is filthy AND blasphemous!
I know you'll enjoy listening to it. There's a M4M version and a M4F in case you want to hear one or the other, they're both conveniently placed in one spot for you!
If you enjoy the audios, please consider following me here, Twitter, YouTube, etc.
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[A4A] Meeting a Long-Distance Partner on New Year's Eve [Romantic] [Mini Script] [12 Days of Scriptmas]
AN: Happy holidays! Scriptmas was a whole lot of fun! Sorry the last script is late; there was a family emergency, but everything is fine now. I hope you all enjoyed 12 Days of Scriptmas!
Google Doc
Usage:
- Okay for monetization
- Please credit me as Harvey
Hawk :)
- Tweaks, improv, and
pronoun changes are okay! Just please do not rewrite the script completely.
Synopsis: The speaker and listener are in a long-distance relationship and have not seen each other face-to-face in a while. The speaker is late due to a delayed flight, and they race to get to their love before the stroke of midnight.
Key:
[SFX and Action]
Break - Listener response
(...) Longer pause
(Voice instruction)
Word Count: 510
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[Phone ringing]
[City bustling in the background]
(Out of breath) Hi honey!
Yeah, I’m on my way. I’m so, so sorry I’m late. My flight got delayed, then my luggage took forever, and now there are all these people, so – so, yeah, I’m running behind.
I miss you. It’s been, what, almost a year since we’ve met face-to-face? God, it feels like forever. I can’t wait to see you.
Um, I’m passing the park on Rose Street right now.
Yeah, I’m walking. Speedwalking, but walking.
I know it’s almost midnight, but there’s no way I’m getting a taxi in all this traffic. It’ll be faster on foot.
I’ll be safe, babe, I promise.
I have a map, and I can always pull up my GPS just in case. Besides, I’ve been to your place before, it’s just been a while.
I’m sure I can find my way just fine. And I’ll be there in time to give you a New Year’s kiss, too!
Don’t worry about it, I’m fine! You just stay where you are, and I’ll come to you.
Are you sure you wanna wait on the porch? It’s super cold out! Wouldn’t you rather be inside where it’s warm?
Aw, that’s sweet, babe, but there’s no use in both of us getting sick.
Fine, fine. Just make sure you bundle up. In fact, you might want to fix some hot chocolate to keep warm.
Yes, I am craving hot chocolate. You don’t mind, do you?
Thanks babe, you’re the best!
…Wow, the city is so big and bright. I know I’ve been here before, but I’m always so amazed by it. I can’t wait to move out here with you.
I know, school first. It’s just hard to wait.
[Thump]
Oof!
(To passerby) Oh, excuse me sir! I’ll get out of your way.
(To listener) Yeah, I’m good. Just a lot of people. Everyone is out partying, y’know? I’ll try not to get swept up in the crowd.
(To crowd) Pardon me, ‘scuse me. Oh, um if I could just get through –
[Thump, followed by phone falling]
Oh no!
[Footsteps as speaker retrieves phone]
Babe, are you still there?!
(Sigh) Oh, good. Sorry about that. Someone knocked into me, and I dropped my phone. I’m okay, though!
Wait a second – is that the time?! I thought I had, like fifteen minutes before midnight!
(Groan) My watch froze! I’m so sorry, I didn’t even notice! Okay, I’m running there now!
[Footsteps pick up]
It’s fine! I’ll be there soon! Ugh, stupid crowds – oh, excuse me, ma’am. Just gonna slip by here –
[Crowd chanting]
Ten!
(Panting) No, I’m almost there!
Nine!
It’s not fine! I told you I’d be there by midnight, and I will!
Eight!
I’ll make it, just you watch!
Seven!
I’m turning the corner now!
Six!
(To crowd) Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to get through!
Five!
Let me through!
Four!
Phew! Just hold on, babe! Nearly there.
Three!
I can make it!
Two!
Turn around!
One!
[Kiss]
Happy New Year, babe. I love you.
END
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[A4A] A Strange Library [Librarian Speaker] [Mini Script] [Youtube Short Length] [12 Days of Scriptmas]
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- Tweaks, improv, and pronoun changes are okay! Just please do not rewrite the script completely.
Synopsis: The listener wanders into a strange library. The speaker, the librarian, explains that the library only has books that “drop in” from other dimensions.
Key:
[SFX and Action]
Break - Listener response
(...) Longer pause
(Voice instruction)
Word Count: 204
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LIBRARIAN
Oh! Welcome! Please, come in from the rain. I didn’t expect anyone today on account of the storm. Is there anything I can help you find?
I’m afraid we don’t have that one. This library is a bit different, you see. You won’t find mainstream titles on our shelves.
Why, because I exclusively shelve books from other dimensions!
It’s true. Sometimes objects just… fall through time and space. Sort of like when you drop something between the couch cushions. I’ve made it my job to collect every lost book I find and offer it up at my library. You don’t know how many patrons I’ve had come in looking for a book they thought they’d dreamt up, only to find it on my shelves.
Not at all! Look around and you’re bound to find something familiar. I guarantee it.
(…)
So? Did you find something that piqued your interest?
The Music Box Maker and the Light Keeper? Ah, excellent choice!
What do you mean you can’t believe it’s real? You’re holding it in your hands, aren’t you?
You say you read it as a child but could never find it? Well, consider it found!
Amazing, isn’t it? So, shall I cut you a card?
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[A4A] Warnings About a Spooky Backroad [Mini Script] [12 Days of Scriptmas]
AN: WARNING! Mentions of animal death and gore.
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- Tweaks, improv, and pronoun changes are okay! Just please do not rewrite the script completely.
Synopsis: The speaker, Professor Dunwoody, confronts the listener, a new teacher, about a mysterious road they drive to work. The listener is skeptical, but Professor Dunwoody is convinced there is something supernatural about Road 89.
Key:
[SFX and Action]
Break - Listener response
(...) Longer pause
(Voice instruction)
Word Count: 548
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PROFESSOR DUNWOODY
Hey, you must be the new teacher. I’m Professor Dunwoody; I’m in the classroom across from you.
Nice to meet you. Look, I’m just going to cut right to the chase. You go down backroad 89 to get here, right?
I saw you turn onto Lincoln Lane this morning. Listen, did you notice anything… weird on your way here? Anything that seemed out of place, or…
Ah, well… You see, I, uh, saw something pretty disturbing last night. I left work late after grading midterms and took 89 after work to avoid a crash on the main road. No one was hurt, thankfully, but traffic was backed up. And, um. There was – that is, there were – animals on the side of the road, uh – did you see anything this morning?
Stuffed animals? Like, plushies?
That’s – that’s not what I saw at all! I saw real animals – visceral, gory, dead animals! Innards strewn everywhere! You didn’t see any of that?
So, you saw torn plushies on the sides of the road this morning? That’s all?
(Sigh)
[Notebook flips open]
I’m writing down what you saw. I make sure to document all strange phenomena on Road 89.
Yes, phenomena. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but that road is weird. Like, freaky weird. Everyone out here avoids it when we can. I wanted to warn you about it before any of the students said anything.
Well, would you have believed them? You’d probably think they were pulling a prank on you.
I’m too old for pranks. Look, I used to be skeptical, too. When I first started teaching here, students would tell me stories about Road 89, but I didn’t believe them.
One student told me their radio went haywire while driving down there at night. It went static, then started to spout off random numbers. Another heard the voice of their dead grandmother from the woods. I chalked it up to them trying to get a rise out of me, until I had my own encounter.
My first night driving down Road 89, something jumped in front of my car. It walked upright like a human, but it had hooves and a tail. I remember that I swerved and barely missed it. When I drove away, it watched me with a look that seemed to say, ‘oh well, maybe next time.’
I know, it sounds crazy. What about the plushies, though? Isn’t that the least bit odd to you?
Oh, come on. It’s got to be the road messing with you.
Yes! It messes with everyone. Let me ask you this; did you see a fort in the wooded area on the side of the road?
Yes! Which side was it on?
The driver’s side on the way here. Okay, it was on the other side of the road last night.
It was! Ask anyone; that fort is notorious for never being in the same place.
What about lights? Have you seen mysterious lights in the mist?
I’m telling you; they weren’t taillights! Look, you don’t have to believe me, but just… be careful, alright?
My next class is starting soon. Think about what I said. And take the main road this evening. You seem like a good teacher, and I would hate for something to happen to you.
END
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[A4A] Holiday Party Breakdown Comfort [Jock Speaker] [Shy Listener] [Comfort] [Mini Script] [12 Days of Scriptmas]
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- Tweaks, improv, and pronoun changes are okay! Just please do not rewrite the script completely.
Synopsis: The listener, a shy college student, is nervous about going home for the holidays to their judgemental family. The speaker, the jock party host, finds them crying and tries to help them feel better.
Key:
[SFX and Action]
Break - Listener response
(...) Longer pause
(Voice instruction)
Word Count: 572
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[Music, people chattering; party noises]
JOCK
Whoo! Go, Badgers! Hey Seth, great playing tonight! Yeah, man, drink up!
Ladies, happy holidays! How are the refreshments hitting?
Awesome. Make sure you try the cheese dip. Seth made it, and it’s mwah! Chef’s kiss.
Hey –! Oh.
(Worried) Oh, oh man. You’re crying. This is a holiday party, no one should be crying. What’s up?
Hey, c’mon, you can tell me. Was it a boy? You want me to beat ‘em up for you?
Not a boy. Um, is it finals? If you totally bombed, I know some students who are great tutors. Amy helped me pull my biology grade up to a B. I could put in a good word for you.
It’s not that either, huh? Then what’s got you so upset? This is supposed to be a happy time.
You’re going back home for the holidays? And that’s a bad thing?
Aw, geez. That really bites, bud. But I understand. I mean, my mom is great, but my dad…
Yeah, I know what it’s like to not feel accepted.
Why don’t you just stay here, then? I mean, they can’t really make you go, can they?
So, you want to be there for your siblings? I get that. I have two brothers and I wouldn’t want to leave them alone on the holidays. But still, parents can be harsh.
Wow, that’s a big family! Are you sure you’ll be okay?
Aw man, bad question. Hey, it’s alright. C’mere, do you want a hug?
Shh, it’s okay. I’ve got you.
(To another partygoer) Yeah, man. They’re cool, just give us a few minutes.
(To listener) No way, you’re not bringing the party down. He was just concerned. Come on, how about we move somewhere with less people. Wanna go to my room?
I promise, I’m not getting fresh with you. We can leave the door open if that would make you more comfortable.
Alright, sounds good.
[Party noise dies down as they move rooms]
There, that’s better. Now we can just chill. Do you want a blanket?
Here you go, let me wrap you up… There.
Don’t be sorry. This is my party, so I’m responsible for my guests having a good time. That includes you, bud.
Why did I invite you? Because you always look so lonely, and you never go to any of the campus functions. I only ever see you when you’re in class or working in the library. I figured you could use some down time and good company. I didn’t misread the situation, did I? I would feel bad if you just wanted to be left alone but I, like, forced you to come to my party.
(Relieved) You did? Well, there’s still time to enjoy it, if you’re up for it.
You’re still worried about going home? Maybe I can help with that. Here, hand me your phone.
There. Now you have my number. You can text me over the break whenever you want, that way you’ll have some support while dealing with your parents. Sound good?
Awesome. Feeling a bit better now?
That’s what I like to hear. So, how about we head to the snack table? You look like you could use a soda, and I have got to get some of that cheese dip before it’s gone.
No problem, bud. Now come on, the night is still young. There’s still plenty of party left!
END
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[A4A] Gingerbread House with a Curious Alien [Alien Speaker] [Human Listener] [Mini Script] [12 Days of Scriptmas]
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Usage:
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- Please credit me as Harvey Hawk :)
- Tweaks, improv, and pronoun changes are okay! Just please do not rewrite the script completely.
Synopsis: The speaker is a curious but rather uptight alien, and the listener is one of many humans on the alien’s spaceship. They are celebrating Christmas, and the alien has questions.
Key:
[SFX and Action]
Break - Listener response
(...) Longer pause
(Voice instruction)
Word Count: 489
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ALIEN
I must apologize, human. It seems the ship has not been well-lit enough for you. Please excuse this lapse in judgment.
I mean, the other humans have been putting up lights so they can see. Clearly, I have overestimated the capabilities of your inferior vision. This shall be rectified immediately.
It’s not?
Then what, may I ask, are all the lights for?
I do not understand. What is a… Christmas?
(…)
I see. It is one of your complicated human holly days. Well, given that it is clearly a significant event, I will allow the decorations to stay up for the duration of this… Christmas.
What are you up to? You’ve been in the kitchen all morning. Was breakfast not sufficient for you? If you would like larger portions, you need only ask the cook.
Gingerbread house? There is not adequate room on my ship for a house.
I am afraid I do not follow. What is a house for if not to live in? Ah! I know, it must be a scale model.
Pardon? A decoration that is for eating?
But why? Why put in the effort if it is just going to be eaten? And after it is eaten, are you not down one decoration?
Hmm… You humans are preposterous. But intriguing. So, how do you make one?
So, this is gingerbread? But I have seen bread before, and it does not look like this. The bread I saw had much more… puff. Perhaps you did not follow the recipe correctly?
My apologies, I meant no offense. So, it is flat so you can build with it? That makes sense. Do you have a blueprint to follow?
Then how do you know if you are building it right?
That is easy for you to say. You have a gut to go with.
My instincts? Very well. Um…
Hm…
[Gingerbread is plopped onto the tray]
There! Our gingerbread house has a floor. What next?
Walls, of course… How do we get them to stay?
So, apply the icing on the sides here? Are you sure this will be sufficient glue? Perhaps we should try a sturdier adhesive.
I was not going to suggest that! Clearly that would make our creation inedible. I was going to say we should use melted sugar.
I must admit, while I am not used to building with confectionaries, this is rather enjoyable. It is nice to work on something so low pressure. Relaxing, even.
Absolutely. I built this ship from scraps, you know. Of course, I had a blueprint then.
(Proud) I would not say a genius, but clearly some people would. Thank you, human. Shall I add shingles to the roof?
Excellent.
(…)
Say, human?
Perhaps when we are finished with our house, you could whip up another batch of gingerbread? I would love to make a scale model of the ship.
Yes human, I am starting to like this Christmas.
END
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[AA4A] Rabbit Saves a Mouse Pt. 2 Galileo [Raccoons Speaker] [Rabbit Speaker] [Mouse Listener] [Mini Script] [12 Days of Scriptmas]
AN: So this is the end of the character set-up, but I’d love to use these characters again someday, don’t be surprised if you see them in future scripts ^-^
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- Tweaks, improv, and pronoun changes are okay! Just please do not rewrite the script completely.
Synopsis: Sam brings Little Mouse home to the abandoned observatory. Here the listener meets the raccoon Galileo and learns about their past.
Key:
[SFX and Action]
Break - Listener response
(...) Longer pause
(Voice instruction)
Word Count: 514
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SAM
Galileo, we’re home!
GALILEO
(Cautious) We? What do you mean –? Oh. Sam, who is this?
SAM
This is Little Mouse, our new roommate.
GALILEO
New roommate. Right. And we discussed this when?
SAM
Oh, we didn’t! I found them on the way home. In fact, I saved them from being eaten by a snake. You should’ve seen me, Gal! The snake was all ‘hiss!’ and I was all ‘bam! Wa-pow!’
GALILEO
(Unimpressed, unconvinced) Uh-huh. I’m sure you gave ‘em blood and vinegar.
SAM
Sure did! All that fighting made me hungry, too. I’m going to fetch some snacks for us. Why don’t you introduce yourself to Little Mouse while I’m gone?
[Sam hops away]
GALILEO
(Sigh) I guess there’s no way around it. Looks like you’ll be staying with us, Little Mouse. I’m Galileo. Do you have a name, or are you just called Little Mouse?
I see. Well, just wait. I’m sure one will come to you in time.
My name? It was a gift from the man who owned this observatory. He took me in when I was just a kit in the trash, hungry and without a mother. He cleaned me up, fed me, and let me stay here. He was a good man, and he knew everything about the stars. It used to be the local school kids would come every week to learn from him. I loved those field trip days. I remember how the kids would scramble to feed me treats and astronaut ice cream. None of them had seen a raccoon as a pet before. Then Jim would set up his projector and the kids would ooh and aahh over the stars. It was great.
Yes, stars. Those lights in the sky? Have you… not seen them before?
Huh. Well, I suppose that makes sense if you’ve spent your entire life in the pet shop. Here, let me show you.
This is a telescope. Put your eye up to it and look through.
Amazing isn’t it? See those three brightest lights? Those are Betelgeuse, Procyon, and Sirius, and they make up the Winter Triangle. Here, let me just adjust this a bit… There!
That’s Orion, the great hunter. Those are his hounds, Greater Dog and Lesser Dog. Look, the big one is chasing a rabbit.
(Chuckles) Don’t tell Sam about that one.
The stars are how the heavens tell us stories. That’s what Jim always told me.
(Sadly) He died a few months back. Ever since then, the observatory has been abandoned. Only Sam and I ever come around here anymore. And you now, I guess.
It’s alright, Little Mouse, it was just his time. There’s nothing to be done about that. I just have to accept that he’s up there writing his own stories into the stars now. At least, that’s what I like to believe.
[Distant thump]
SAM
Ow!
GALILEO
Uh-oh. Sammy must be having trouble with the snacks. Come on, let’s go see if we can help them. Then we can fix you up a room.
Of course. This is your home now, after all.
You’re welcome, Little Mouse. Welcome home.
END
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[A4A] Rabbit Saves a Mouse Pt.1 [Rabbit Speaker] [Mouse Listener] [Mini Script] [12 Days of Scriptmas]
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- Tweaks, improv, and pronoun changes are okay! Just please do not rewrite the script completely.
Synopsis: The speaker is a rabbit named Sam who fancies themselves a hero and has a strong sense of justice. The listener is a feeder mouse in a pet shop. Sam breaks the mouse out of their cage, and the two have quite a scare when a snake decides to follow them.
Key:
[SFX and Action]
Break - Listener response
(...) Longer pause
(Voice instruction)
Word Count: 509
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SAM
(Whispering) Psst, hey. Little mouse!
There you are. It’s okay now, I’m here to rescue you!
Yes! I saw through the shop window that you were in peril, so I came to save you. No need to thank me.
Oh, of course, I never introduced myself. Samurai Lop, at your service. But you can call me Sam.
I wriggled through the mail slot. Now come on, I need your help to open the cage.
Wait, what?! What do you mean you’re not leaving? Do you have a death wish or something?
A forever home…? I hate to break it to you, little mouse, but the humans here aren’t giving you away as a pet. They’re going to offer you up to the snakes!
Yeah, I don’t know if you noticed, but you’re literally in the reptile section. Now, hurry up. On three, I need you to pull hard on that metal piece. Ready?
One… Two… Three!
(Grunt)
[Cage door swings open]
There we go. Now, let’s get out of here. I don’t like the way that python is eyeing us.
Hm? Why am I called Samurai? My mother, rest her soul, named me. She was an intelligent Lop; she knew three human languages and was an avid reader. She named me after a great rabbit warrior from human myth, one with a deep sense of honor and a love of justice. When I was young – perhaps around your age – she would tell me stories of the rabbit warrior’s adventures. I’ve always wanted to be just like him, to live up to my name.
Speaking of names, what is yours?
You don’t have one? You must’ve been taken from your family very young.
I’m sorry to hear that. Maybe, if you’re alright with it, I could give you a name?
In that case, I think you should be called…
[Thump]
What was that?
[Thump]
It’s coming from over there!
[Crash!]
Did that snake just topple its tank?!
[Hiss!]
Run!
[Sam and the mouse skitter across the floor]
Through the mail slot, hurry!
I’ll lift you up and climb through after!
[The mouse crawls through the mail slot, followed by Sam, who tumbles to the ground]
Oof!
[The snake tries to follow through the mail slot, but gets stuck halfway]
[Hiss!]
It’s stuck! The slot is too narrow! Let’s get out of here.
(Sigh) That was too close for comfort. So, little mouse, what do you plan to do with your newfound freedom?
If you have nowhere to go, why not stay with my friend and I? We live in the observatory at the edge of town.
An observatory is a place where humans go to study stars. It’s a bit run down, but it’s cozy with plenty of space. I’m sure Galileo will appreciate the company, too.
Yes, Galileo is my friend. He can be rough around the edges, but he has a good heart. So, what do you say, little mouse? Would you like to live with us?
Excellent! This way, then. I’ll lead you to your new home.
TO BE CONTINUED
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[A4A] Flirty Adventurer and a Big Scary Monster [Monster speaker] [Mini Script] [Youtube Short Length] [12 Days of Scriptmas]
AN: This should be about the length of a Youtube short, hopefully. Sorry that it’s late; yesterday was my birthday so I completely forgot. I’ll post two scripts today to make up for it.
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Usage:
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- Tweaks, improv, and pronoun changes are okay! Just please do not rewrite the script completely.
Synopsis: The listener, an adventurer, crosses into the domain of an ancient, legendary monster, the speaker. While the monster believes the adventurer intends to slay them, the adventurer has other ideas~
Key:
[SFX and Action]
Break - Listener response
(...) Longer pause
(Voice instruction)
Word Count:168
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MONSTER
(Growl)
Puny human. You are a fool to enter my domain.
You know not the nature of the beast you have awoken. I have slain scores of adventurers, and I will –
Come no closer! Lest you be torn asunder by my mighty claws!
(Flabbergasted) Wait, what? You want me to tear what asunder?!
I – you – do not test me, human! I am the most feared beast in the land, and I will not be trifled with by a puny, insignificant creature such as yourself.
(Growl) You-! How dare you call me cute! When I’m done with you, your own mother won’t be able to identify your remains!
You are a sick little creature, aren’t you?
Love sick? You must have a death wish to speak to me in such a way.
A… wish for small death?
(Snarls)
You humans are ridiculous.
[Monster grabs the listener]
Now I’ve got you. Not so cocky now, are you? Not with my hand around your throat.
(Disgusted) Ugh!
[Monster drops the listener]
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[F4A] Courting a Reef Giant [Reef Giant Speaker] [Mini Script] [12 Days of Scriptmas]
AN: So this was an abandoned script idea, but I’m behind on Scriptmas due to unexpected circumstances. I should be back in the swing of things tomorrow. Maybe one day I’ll come back to this script and continue it; I do really like the concept.
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Usage:
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- Please credit me as Harvey Hawk :)
- Tweaks, improv, and pronoun changes are okay! Just please do not rewrite the script completely.
Synopsis: The speaker, Avira Aquamarine, is a reef giant and the eldest daughter of her late parents, Ona and Saulmen. She is heir to a great fortune and looking for a life partner. The listener, a human, wanders into her abode and instantly falls for her. And it just so happens that she’s holding a competition to see who is worthy to be her partner.
Key:
[SFX and Action]
Break - Listener response
(...) Longer pause
(Voice instruction)
Word Count: 383
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AVIRA
Welcome suitors. I am Avira Aquamarine, eldest daughter of Ona and Saulmen Aquamarine and heir to the Aquamarine fortune. You are here today because you have been given the opportunity of a lifetime – the opportunity to earn my hand in marriage. You will be put through a series of rigorous tests to assess your physical, mental, and emotional capabilities as a partner. During these challenges, you – hold on.
[Giant Footsteps]
You. Human. What are you doing among my suitors? How did you even get into my mansion?
You found a cave while diving, and it led here? So much for a hidden sanctuary. Regardless, this place is not for the likes of you. Be on your way, and I will forgive you for trespassing.
No? What do you mean no?
You… Wish to court me…?
[Laughs heartily]
Oh, for a small thing you are just too much, aren’t you? But enough jokes. Scuttle on, little one.
You can’t be serious. You think I can’t tell when someone is just after inheritance?
What do you mean “what inheritance?” Don’t you know anything about Reef Giants?
And why, pray tell, would you want to marry someone you know nothing about?
Love at first sight… Is that a sort of human phenomenon?
That sounds ridiculous. I don’t even know your name.
Well, I think I’ll just call you Sea Bunny.
Because you’re small and cute! So cute that I almost want to humor you. Almost.
Listen, Sea Bunny, don’t get me wrong. You’re charming. But you’re just a tiny thing – if you get underfoot, it’s all over for you. Besides, how do you plan to make yourself stand out among a group of mighty reef giants? And if you do manage to do that, how do you plan to provide for me?
And what job is that, Bunny?
A baker…?
(Interested) A baker. So, you make cakes and things then?
Yes, yes, bread too. But more importantly – you make sweets, right? Cupcakes, cookies, ooh! What about cream puffs?
Hmm… You know what? Consider it your lucky day. I’ll allow you the privilege of fighting for my hand.
Yes, really. But! Don’t think I’ll take it easy on you because you’re a human. The first challenge is the anchor toss. Hope you’re ready!
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[A4A] Decorating the Christmas Tree with a Dogperson Roommate [Dogperson speaker] [Mini script] [12 Days of Scriptmas]
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Usage:
- Okay for monetization
- Please credit me as Harvey Hawk :)
- Tweaks, improv, and pronoun changes are okay! Just please do not rewrite the script completely.
Synopsis: The speaker gets home from the night shift to find their roommate, a dogperson, has put up a Christmas tree. The two decorate with homemade ornaments and enjoy some tasty Christmas treats.
Key:
[SFX and Action]
Break - Listener response
(...) Longer pause
(Voice instruction)
Word Count: 536
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DOGPERSON
You’re home! I missed you! Come on, come see the tree!
Yep! I know you said things were tight this year, but don’t worry. This is a gift from work.
It sure is! There are some perks to working at a department store. We had a surplus of Christmas trees, so the boss let me take one home. I even made decorations while you were at work. Check it out! We’ve got a paper garland, snowflakes, beaded ornaments, and a string of popcorn.
Okay, half a string of popcorn. I ate the rest. But we can just kind of drape it over the front of the tree, and it’ll work!
Of course I stayed up all night working on this. I wanted to be done by the time you got home from work. Plus, I was just too excited to sleep. Sooo, you’ll decorate it with me, right?
Yay! Thanks roomie. Ooh! Stay here for a second. I’ll be right back
[Footsteps as roommate retrieves drinks]
Ta-dah! Hot drinks for a cold day. I can’t have hot chocolate, so I hope it’s okay that I made apple cider instead.
You like it? I’m glad! Now, let’s get started. I’ve been waiting all night for this!
(Yawn)
Hm? I’m okay. I think last night is starting to catch up with me. Christmas decorations are hard work.
(Yawn) Nooo, I wanna finish the tree first. I’ll take a nap afterwards.
Yes, yes, I promise! Now, let’s get decorating!
Well, I would’ve gotten candy canes to put on the tree, but you know how I get around mint. It’s just too sharp for my sensitive little nose. Ooh, but I have candy-cane shaped meaty chews! Maybe we can use those instead.
Got it. Popcorn is the only food on the tree. Fair enough. I’d probably just eat the chewies right off the branches anyway. They’re just so yummy!
[Stomach growls]
I’m making myself hungry just talking about it.
(Excited) Treat?! Me, I do! I want a treat!
(Gasp) Peanut butter Christmas cookies?! Peanut butter is, like, my favorite thing in the whole world – aside from you, of course. Where did you get these?
Remind me to thank your coworker.
[Bite, chewing]
(Mouth full) In fact, I should send him a card. These are delicious!
(Yawn)
No, no, I’m fine! I can still decorate! Let’s start with the garland. Here it is. Let’s see... Where is the end of it...?
Oh! There it is!
[Roommate spins in a circle, chasing the end of the garland]
Hold on, I’ve almost got it!... Gotcha! Okay, you hold this end here, and I’ll wrap it around the tree.
And...Perfect!
[Popcorn crunch]
(Mouth full) Now the popcorn string.
[Crunch. Crunch]
Ah. Y’know... Maybe we just skip the popcorn string this year. We still have plenty of ornaments! Look, this one is you, and this one is me. I used felt for the ears. Aren’t they cute?
I knew you’d like them!
(Yawn)
Let’s see... Put this one here. And this one...
(Yawn) Here.
Mm? But we’re almost (yawn) done.
Just one more ornament. And then I’ll definitely...
(Yawn) Go to bed...
(Snore)
[Light clicks off]
(Mumbling) Mm? Night night, roomie. Er, morning... Merry Christmas.
(Snore)
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[A4A] Villain Needs a New Henchperson [Villain speaker] [Mini script] [12 Days of Scriptmas]
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Usage:
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- Please credit me as Harvey Hawk :)
- Tweaks, improv, and pronoun changes are okay! Just please do not rewrite the script completely.
Synopsis: The Villain Puppet Master has been two-timed by their henchperson, Marionette. As the town gears up to celebrate the newly reformed Marionette and local hero, Starsurfer, the Puppet Master heads to their favorite coffee shop to avoid the festivities. While there, they find someone who might just make a good new henchperson… if they can be convinced.
Key:
[SFX and Action]
Break - Listener response
(...) Longer pause
(Voice instruction)
Word Count: 496
PUPPET MASTER
(Sarcastic) Ah, lovely. Clogged sidewalks, closed streets, and – ugh. So. Much. Litter.
(Sigh) I hate parades.
[Marching band music]
Especially parades for bratty, self-absorbed, stuck-up heroes and their two-timing sidekicks!
[Thump]
Oof! Hey, watch we’re you’re going!
(Mutters) Stupid crowds. Stupid Starsurfer. God, I need coffee. Mm, coffee. It won’t fix anything, but at least it will make me feel better. Just think about coffee…
[Shop bell rings]
Oh, hello again dear. I didn’t think you’d be working today. I thought for sure you’d take off for the parade.
You picked up an extra shift? Well, lucky me that I get to see you. I’ll have my usual.
You can tell? Yeah, I’ve had a rough week. I’m in dire need of a pick-me-up.
Well, it’s certainly not making anything better. I’m not much for flashy celebrations and large crowds. In fact, I think I’ll hide out here for a while until things die down.
[Cup is sat down]
Thank you.
Um, are you okay? You’re usually so bright and bubbly. You kind of look like you’re about to –
Oh. Oh, dear. Okay, um, come sit down. Let me get you a tissue.
Looks like I’m not the only one having a rough week. What happened? All the months I’ve been coming here, I’ve never seen you break down. Even during rush hour. What’s wrong?
Your partner… cheated on you? Oh dear, I’m so sorry. I know how that feels.
Really, I do. I recently found out that my… partner has been seeing someone else for some time now. My rival, no less.
No, it’s fine. I just wish I had seen the signs sooner. The sneaking off, the aloofness on our missio- uh, dates. It all makes sense now.
Wait, your ex-partner has been seeing who?!
That’s – but they –
Oh. Ohohoho. This. This is delicious.
What I mean is – look, I can’t explain it all here, but suffice to say, your ex-partner has been hiding a lot more from you. That person they’re seeing? That’s the Puppet Master’s ex sidekick, Marianette!
How do I know? Let’s just say we’re… well acquainted.
I know Marianette switched sides to be with Starsurfer. That’s what I’m saying.
Bingo, dear. Your ex-partner is Starsurfer. They’ve been keeping their identity from you this entire time. Cheating on you. Playing you for a fool. And now there they are, soaking up all that fame and glory. Isn’t it unfair? Isn’t it… unjust?
You know, I can help you get revenge on your no-good ex. All you have to do is come visit me after work. What do you say?
Of course it’s a good idea. Does Starsurfer really have the integrity to be called a hero? Can someone so dishonest truly be good for our town? Think about it.
Excellent. Here’s my card. Call me when you get to the front gate, and I’ll let you in.
[Shop bell rings]
Just wait, Starsurfer. You’ll get yours. You and your little sidekick, too!
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[A4A] Christmas Lights with Mothperson Partner [Mothperson speaker] [Mini script] [12 Days of Scriptmas]
AN: Hello and welcome to Day 1 of the 12 Days of Scriptmas! I’ll be posting mini scripts from now to Christmas Eve (I decided to start a day early). I’m also trying a new format without (.) because they look kind of messy. Hope you like it!
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Usage:
- Okay for monetization
- Please credit me as Harvey Hawk :)
- Tweaks, improv, and pronoun changes are okay! Just please do not rewrite the script completely.
Synopsis: The listener has a surprise for the speaker, a mothperson. The surprise is a train ride through Christmas light displays! For the mothperson, this is the perfect Christmas gift.
Key:
[SFX and Action]
Break - Listener response
(...) Longer pause
(Voice instruction)
Word Count: 517
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MOTHPERSON
(Muffled) Ah’m waw e-muff.
Sorry. My scarf was in the way. I said I’m warm enough.
I’ve got my hand warmers, fluffy coat, and wing covers. I think I’m sufficiently bundled.
Yes, I’m sure. You asked me all the way here, baby.
Hehe, it’s okay. I’ll let you know if I get cold, okay? I promise.
Wow, the park is so pretty in the winter! The sky is so clear you can see all the stars. Not like in the city…
So, now that we’re here, do I get to know what my surprise is?
Close my eyes? Ooh, okay. Lead on!
[Footsteps]
(Giggles) This is so exciting!
[Train whistle]
Wait, is that –
(Gasp) Oh my gosh! What a cute little train! Are we going on a ride?
Oh boy! Come on, come on, let’s go! I’ve got dibs on the window seat!
So, where are we going?
A Christmas light show?! Oh my gosh, really?!
My favorite part of Christmas is the lights! Oh baby, thank you so much! You’re the best partner ever.
[Train chugs]
Ooh, it’s starting. Here, hold my hand. I want to share this moment with you.
(Slow breath)
(Softly) Woah. So beautiful…
(Flattered) Hehe, oh stop it. You know I was talking about the lights. But y’know, as pretty as the lights are, you shine much brighter.
Hey, it’s Christmastime! I can be corny if I want; it comes with the season.
Babe, look at that display! It’s a waving polar bear! Hi, polar bear!
…Hey baby?
I think I might be getting just a little chilly. Can I share your blanket? I promise I won’t nibble on the edges this time.
Thank you!
Yeah, yeah, you told me I’d get cold. But now we get to snuggle up! And my fluff will help keep you warm, so it’s a win-win.
There, all cozy.
Look, rainbow lights! They look delicious!
Uh, yeah. Don’t you ever wonder what light tastes like?
Well, I do. I bet the red ones taste like spicy mint!
Woah, check out the pattern on that display! It’s like the lights are dancing. It’s almost… hmm… it’s almost hypnotic…
Huh? Oh, sorry. I spaced out.
Hey, you’re the one who took a moth to a light display show. You know how I get.
(Flustered) Adorable?! Well – I – I wouldn’t say –
[Kiss]
O-of course my antennae are twitching; you’re making me all flustered! Kissing me out of the blue like that. You know exactly what you’re doing.
It’s alright, I don’t mind the teasing too much if it’s from you. That just means I get to tease you back even more later.
Just wait. Once we get home, I’m going to make you all blushy and red!
Seriously, though. Thank you for taking me to see the lights. I’m having a spectacular time. Everything is so bright and colorful; it’s like I’m in a wonderland! And the best part is, you’re here with me.
Oh, there’s that blush. Looks like I didn’t have to wait until we got home.
Told you I’d tease you back.
[Kiss]
Happy holidays, baby.
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