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REDEMPTION ROUNDS

#propaganda #I wasn't really sure what to do about replies but this seems kind of obvious in retrospect haha #im not sure if the other notes on this count as clear propaganda so I'm going to leave them for now...? i think?

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Millie propaganda:

1) she would treat u RIGHT

2) Thighs

I think the choice is clear.

REDEMPTION ROUNDS

#propaganda #i can participate too if i want!

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REDEMPTION ROUNDS

#hb+hh fuckability polls #lin helluva boss #millie's ma #helluva boss #hazbin hotel #lilith morningstar

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REDEMPTION ROUNDS

#hb mrs mayberry #mrs. mayberry #helluva boss #stolas helluva boss #stolas goetia #husker #husker hazbin hotel #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel #hb+hh fuckability polls

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REDEMPTION ROUNDS

#hb+hh fuckability polls #millie helluva boss #helluva boss #blitzo helluva boss #blitzo buckzo #loopty goopty

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REDEMPTION ROUNDS

#hazbin overlords #hb+hh fuckability polls #helluva boss #keenie the cherub #cherubs helluva boss #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #hazbin alastor #alastor #rosie hazbin hotel #rosie the cannibal #overlord rosie

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REDEMPTION ROUNDS!

#helluva boss #hb+hh fuckability polls #loona helluva boss #loona buckzo #glitz and glam

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ROUND 2 HAS CONCLUDED!

Our winners arrrrre:

Lucifer Angel Dust Mammon Zestial Pentious Vox Bee Vaggie Verosika Paimon Mimzy Valentino Cherri Carmilla Sera Sallie May

And in the redemption bracket: Asmodeus Velvette Adam

Redemption rounds will begin tomorrow at the usual time of 4pm UK standard time! See you then, folks!

#hb+hh fuckability polls

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By the will of the people... take 2.

#hazbin hotel #hb+hh fuckability polls #lilith morningstar #vox hazbin hotel #vox #hazbin vox #lilith hazbin hotel #hazbin lilith

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*squints*

#discrepancy? in MY sexy poll??? #i mean. this is a democracy so i'll comply but. why.

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Okay. This is probably a pointless endeavor and the die has already been cast. Nonetheless, I feel I must provide propaganda on behalf of my boy, Striker. If he must die, so be it, but I'm not letting him go without a fight!

Pros:

- Dude had two voice actors and they were both sexy as hell. One was Norman Reedus! Norman Reedus!

- Look at how good he is using ropes! You want to try shibari? Some other type of bondage? He's your guy!

- There's just enough room for interpretation that he can appeal to a variety of tastes. You like doms? Then he could top you 12 ways before breakfast. Look at how he circles Blitz or climbs on top of Stolas. You like subs? We see him getting flustered over sexual stuff sometimes, which could imply he's actually more inexperienced than he lets on. Maybe he'd appreciate letting someone else lead? I dunno! Maybe he's a switch! Guess what! All that and more are possible valid interpretations! Go crazy! He would still be hot in any of the roles!

- This is the monsterfucker website! While I would not count him as a monster, those rattlesnake noises he makes when he's mad? Hello? That's so cool? I want to do that.

- Evil cowboys hot

- STOLAS EVEN DESCRIBES HIM AS SEXY AND THE IMPS KNOW WHO HE'S TALKING ABOUT JUST FROM THAT DESCRIPTION

- Man of mystery! Who is he? What is he? Is he even a full imp? What's set him down this dark path of being such a hater? So much room for speculation! So much potential as an antagonist!

- Other stuff I could list but I need to sleep!

AND NOW

ANTI-PROPAGANDA FOR ADAM:

I feel like he would finish just by flexing in the mirror a bunch and saying his name over and over for twenty seconds. Then he would claim that this was the best lay of his life and leave you behind on the bed with the hotel bill.

There are other reasons (i do not believe the hype over his dick. he is chaz 2.0 in this department to me) but I've decided to narrow this down for time. Striker's still going to lose because the ratio is too big to recover from... But at least now I can sleep in peace...

#propaganda #i need to stress that I DON'T HATE ADAM #in fact i kinda like him #he's funny as fuck and also I have overanalyzed him a lot so he's cycled around to being kind of interesting to me #but #STRIKER #S T R I K E R #the whole reason I put him against verosika was because the two of them were too much for my bisexuality to deal with on my first watch #I guess I'm just surprised at how unpopular he is #maybe because he's just a side character whereas adam was a major antagonist? #maybe it's hazbin being more popular? I don't know #still. if adam wins that's fine. love you guys #we're all here to have fun!

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#propaganda

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#propaganda #ehh close enough

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#propaganda

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LOONA AND BEE TOO!?!?!?

#HELP

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*face in hands* vox v lilith. i set it to only last one day by mistake and didn't even notice. i'm a fucking idiot.

what d

what do

#HELP