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Height Headcanons

I’ve been really wanting to get down on here what heights I tend to imagine everyone at, so here we go!

Putting under a read more because this is going to be long and include some explanations with it.

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#rebkog because i posted this super late ✌️

[homestuck-imagines]

Height Headcanons

I’ve been really wanting to get down on here what heights I tend to imagine everyone at, so here we go!

Putting under a read more because this is going to be long and include some explanations with it.

Beta Kids Egbert (I tend to flip between calling them John/June so unless specified,we’ll just call them by their last name): 5′6′’ Rose: 5′3′’ Dave: 5′8′’ Jade: 6′4′’

Alpha Kids Jane: 5′ Roxy: 5′6′’ Dirk: 5′2′’ (We live by Manlet Dirk here.) Jake: 6′2′’

+ Harley-Claires Joey: 5′3′’ (She’ll get a growth spurt soon, then she’ll be Jade’s height.) Jude: 4′5′’ (Jude is 9 years old, just a little baby.)

Trolls, by blood caste 

Putting in a note before going in, troll heights are a fun loop where Fuschia and Rusts are around similar, petite heights. From there mid and low blood castes tend to vary in height more. 

Rust Aradia: 4′8′’ Damara: 4′11‘ The Handmaid: 4′11′‘ Xefros: 6′3′‘ Marsti: 5′4′‘ Diemen: 4′10 Fozzer: 5′5′‘

Bronze Tavros: 5′8′‘ Rufioh: 6′7‘ The Summoner: 6′7′‘ Dammek:  5′4′‘ Skylla: 6′3′‘ Chixie: 5′2′‘ Vikare: 6′

Gold Sollux: 6′3′’ Mituna: 6′8′’ The Psiioniic: 6′8′’ Kuprum: 6′5′’ Folykl: 4′7′’ Cirava: 5′10′’ Zebede: 5′1′’ Azdaja: 6′3′’

Lime Karkat: 5′ Kankri: 5′ The Signless: 5′

Olive Nepeta: 5′ Meulin: 5′2′‘ The Disciple: 5′2′‘ Charun: 5′5′‘ Boldir: 5′4′‘ Konyyl: 6′11′’ (She would be considered a mutant, as she’s growing similar to how an Indigo would.) Polypa: 5′9′‘

Jade Kanaya: 5′11′’ Porrim: 6′10′’ The Dolorosa: 6′10′’ Bronya: 6′4′’ Daraya: 5′6′’ Lanque: 5′8′’ Lynera: 5′3′’ Wanshi: 3′8′’

Teal Terezi: 5′4′’ Latula: 5′9′’ Neophyte Redglare: 5′9′’ Tyzias: 5′6′’ Stelsa: 5′7′’ Tegiri: 5′7′’ Tagora: 5′5′’ Tirona: 4′

Cerulean Vriska: 5′3′’ Aranea: 5′2′’ Mindfang: 5′2′’ Mallek: 6′2′’ Elwurd: 6′ Ardata: 5′1′’ Remele: 5′6′’

Around here in the blood caste is where heights, especially in adult trolls, tend to get a bit more extreme. This is because the next three blood castes all have more extreme potential for size and long times spent growing.

While all other castes are similar to humans and will stop growing once they’ve reached ”puberty”, Indigobloods, Purplebloods, and Violetbloods. will continue to grow larger until a handful of sweeps into their adulthood. This is much more noticeable in Indigos and Purples wheras Violets tend to have more similar sizes to the other castes. This is because the giant sizes the previous two castes can grow would result in much slower swimming, which for many seadwellers those few precious seconds could mean avoiding a rouge shark lusus for any other dangers. The Amporas are unusually tall for Violetbloods, which partly played a factor in Dualscar becoming a pirate.

Indigo Equius: 6′2′’ Horuss: 7′5′’ Darkleer: 8′3 Amisia: 4′2′’ Nihkee: 5′10′’ (It’s mentioned in her friendsim route Nihkee is unusually short for an Indigoblood.) Zebruh: 6′7′’ Galekh: 7′9′’

Purple Gamzee: 7′5′‘ Kurloz: 9′8′‘ The Grand Highblood: 12′ Chahut: 10′9′‘ Marvus: 8′11′‘ Barzum and Baizli: 5′ Karako: 4′2′‘

Violet Eridan: 5′6′’ Cronus: 6′9′’ Dualscar: 7′3′’

Fuschia Feferi: 4′10′’ Meenah: 5′ Empress: 5′ Trizza: 5′2′’

#Homestuck #Hiveswap #Hiveswap Friendsim #headcanons #I am not tagging everyone that would Hurt #i have Opinions #also some of these might seem random and like i tend to go around the same numbers a lot but #first of all the neights that get crazy have REASONS #two- i myself am around 5'1'' so anyone above 5'5'' is tall so that messes me up lmao

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If you are willing. Redrom Xefros nsfw headcanons?

The very definition of a switch. Xefros himself really doesn’t have a preference if he’s on top or bottom, so it really depends on what his matesprit wants of him.

Speaking of what his matesprit wants… Xefros is a natural people pleaser, so of course this is amplified with his matesprit! You want him to do some oral? Absolutely, he’s on it. Oh, just get on his back and do whatever you say? Okay, that works too!

He’s trying to get better at speaking up if there is something he wants, but he’s very easily flustered. The best way to coax it out of him is to just talk about various dirty things to him and see what he reacts most to.

*slaps Xefros back gently* this bad boy can go for so many rounds! He’s got some great stamina.

Usually very gentle, but he can sometimes get carried away in the moment and end up accidentally leaving a bruise or two, or going a little two hard. He’s always very apologetic afterwards and makes sure to get you into a recuperacoon to heal up nicely.

#Xefros Tritoh #hiveswap imagine #hiveswap #nsfw #matesprit #wow it's been a while let's just start backin the swing with some headcanon posts

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guess who just finished Hiveswap Act 2

and it has slammed me headfirst back into wanting to write for some of these assholes so uhhhhhhh i’ll try going through old stuff but also please feel free to send new requests in as well!!

#homestuck imagines #hiveswap imagine #homestuck #hiveswap

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Hey Y’all

While things are still slowly working back up here, go check out @oryginalhomestuckscenarios!! They’re up and taking requests!

#promo #i just saw that youd tagged me and of course id be happy to promo! #so if y’all want honestuck stuff! go check them out! #this mod is in con crunch and wont be posting for a while(or even working on anything that isnt cosplay for the next week)

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OOOOOOOOOOOOH HELL YEAH BABEY!!!!!

#thank you all!!! #i'll be posting soemthing on here soon! I'm excited to be writing again!!

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redrom tagora headcanons? both sfw and nsfw if it's not too much to ask you're doing god's work

(Thank you! I’m glad people are enjoying these!)

SFW

After he felt absolutely sure you wouldn’t tease him about it, Tagora admitted to you about how much he loves rainbow drinkers and shared some of his favorite books about them with you.

He likes to talk with you about his cases to get an extra opinion.

He’s secretly very cuddly. Be prepared to get trapped in his hive for hours until he decides to let you up

Speaking of cuddling up with him, often times his lusus will join in on the cuddles. If his lusus starts chirping and making noise in their sleep, Tagora will make those same noises.

If you’ll let him, Tagora loves put makeup on you and just play around with giving your different looks.

NSFW

If he’s in the mood and you’re not paying as much attention to him that he’d want, he will just climb on your lap and make you pay attention to him.

Tagora will absolutely melt if you bite his neck while having sex with him. This is partly because of how much he loves rainbow drinkers, partly because that’s just a sweet spot for him.

Playing with his hair while having sex is hit or miss. He does like you stroking his hair, but depending on the day will either love his hair being pulled or instantly start throwing a fit.

If you are bigger than him, absolutely feel free to pin him beneath you.

#Tagora Gorjek #Hiveswap #Hiveswap Imagine #Homestuck #NSFW #Homesmut #Headcanons #Matesprit

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oof can i get a nsfw headcanon for someone whos is a matespritship with elwurd uwu

Get ready for Elwurd to constantly be touchy. She loves running her hands over you and just feeling you.

She still loves to nip and leave marks on you, but none too bad. It’s just so other trolls know you’re taken.

If she’s bored, she loves to just start working you up in any way she can. The more flustered you become, the happier she is.

She’s not always good at reciprocating sexual favors, but when she does she makes sure to really make it worth the wait.

Loves seeing her matesprit in lingerie or just dressed up cute for her in any way.

#?????? Elwurd #Hiveswap #Hiveswap Imagine #Homestuck #NSFW #matesprit #homesmut #headcanons

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Can I please get some NSFW Polypa headcanons; my dude?

Don’t let her tough personality fool you, she is such a pillow princess.

She’s very picky about which, but she does actually enjoy some Eastern Alternian porn.

She is so loud. So loud and will absolutely not let herself be quieted in any way.

If she’s facing her partner, Polypa will claw them up pretty bad. Her matesprit will definitely be sore after, and her kismesis will be happy they survived.

She may or may not have sold her nudes for some fast cash on a few occasions between merc jobs.

#Polypa Goezee #Hiveswap #Hiveswap Imagine #Homestuck #NSFW #Homesmut #headcanons

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Got any Xefros cuddling HCs?

Boy do I

Xefros has been big on cuddling since he was a grub and his lusus used to nap all day while holding him.

He’s broad and muscular-chubby so he is wonderful to cuddle with.

No need for blankets if you are cold, just cuddle Xefros. He is like a walking heater.

Favorite ways to cuddle are him on his back with someone snuggled up to his side or someone laying on him.

If he’s feeling down he likes to just snuggle up to the back of anyone he’s close to and stay there for a while.

#Xefros Tritoh #Hiveswap #Homestuck #Hiveswap Imagine #headcanons

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Please tell me about a caliginous snog with Mallek, my crops are withering,,,

(Hopefully this will replenish your crops!)

You were bored. Absolutely, dreadfully bored. This happened sometimes when you went over to Mallek’s hive, he’d get wrapped up in whatever hacker stuff he liked to do, or someone would call him to get him to do something for them. He was a good guy, and even as his kismesis you respected him for it.

But also as his kismesis, you were pissed that you’d come all the way over just to be ignored.

You leaned back more on the couch, watching the blue blood type away furiously.

“Can you seriously not do that some other time?”

“I’ve got a deadline, babe. Believe it or not, I can’t waste all my time on you.”

Pouting, you grabbed a stray empty soda can from the ground and tossed it at the blue blood. Your aim was better than you’d expected, hitting Mallek square on the side of the head and making his turn to look at you with an irritated look on his face.

“You’re really going to do this? Actin’ like a wriggler because I’m not paying attention to you?”

Before you could answer, Mallek sighed and pushed himself up out of his chair. The space between you two was crossed quickly and he leaning over you, that crooked smirk of his you loved so much on his face.

“Hell, you’re so cute, how can I say no?”

The blue blood grabbed the front of your shirt and pulled you up into a bruising kiss. You groaned happily at the attention, letting out a pleased keen as Mallek bit your lower lip.

Blood dripped down your chin, smearing against Mallek as he kissed you. Pulling away briefly, his tongue darting out lick along his lips as a grin spread across his face.

“That’s a cute look for you,almost looks like you got some snakebites.” He chuckled, reaching up with one hand to grip your chin and rubbed his thumb along the bites. “Maybe one of these days you’ll finally let me give you a makeover.”

“Not in a million sweeps,” You murmured, shivering as his other hand crept up to grip your waist. You didn’t believe your own words. Mallek had joked on a few occasions prior about matching kismesis piercings or tattoos if you two stayed together for longer, and the idea was starting to become more and more appealing.

If the smirk on his face was anything to go off of, Mallek knew exactly what you were thinking. You could feel his low chuckle as your body was pulled flush against his, lips meeting once again. Mallek slipped his tongue into your mouth and you eagerly moved your tongue along his, tasting your own blood and teasing his piercing.

Just as your were really starting to get into the mood, you were shoved back onto the couch, watching in a daze as Mallek wiped his face off and returned to his husktop. Catching your gaze, he smirked.

“What, that should be enough to hold you over until I’m done, right?”

#Hiveswap #Hiveswap Imagine #Mallek Adalov #Kismesis #Reader Insert #please let me know if you would have prefered headcanons but i wanted to get a reader instert in the mix so!!!

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Bold of you to assume I *wouldn't* eat Foklyl's ass like it's buttered with grubsauce.

i mean.

u right- you do what you want.

#i ugly laughed at this for a good few minutes i'm ngl #nsfw

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NSFW for Foklyl?

She makes fun of Kuprum for his kinks, but she’s honestly just as bad.

She’ll have sex with anyone, if only just to suck up all their energy.

Has had sex or masturbated in public on a number of occasions.

She’ll let people fuck her while she’s asleep. Just don’t wake her up while you do.

Because she never showers, Folykl is the worst person to give oral to. Just… Don’t do it.

#Hiveswap #Homestuck #Folykl Darane #Hiveswap Imagine #Homesmut #NSFW #headcanons

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Hello!! Can you write some headcanons for Zebruh who's got a low-blood matesprit that doesn't put up with his shit?

Oh boy.

If you’re dating him you’re already a patient person, but you’re going to need extra when it comes to trying to teach him how to behave like a decent person.

He’s frustrated that you’re calling him out on how he treats low-bloods, but at the same time he’s super into how you’re not afraid to stand up to him.

If he goes so many days without being shitty he expects you to shower him in affection for ‘really learning to change his ways’.

Even though you’re matesprits, he’ll still occasionally try to do some caliginous flirting with you. A swift kick to the bulge will always remind him why that’s a bad idea.

Despite everything he genuinely is very cuddly. This, however, is paired with him not caring if you’re comfortable and always arranging you in a strange way when you do cuddle.

#Hiveswap #Homestuck #Zebruh Codakk #Hiveswap Imagine #Matesprit #headcanons

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Um.. can I get some nsfw headcannons for someone who's kismesis with Elwurd? (It can get pretty dark, I don't care)

Elwurd is the type of troll to purposely aggravate her kismesis because she wants you to get rough with her.

Decking her right in the face = The fastest way to turn her on.

She loves anything that leaves marks. Bites, scratches, hits, she’s into it all, both giving and receiving.

She’ll get you to start eating her out/sucking her bulge and just play on her palmhusk, making a point of ignoring you.

Queen of Caliginous Dirty Talk. Loves listing all the things about you she despises the most in the moment and just what a general annoyance you are to her.

#Hiveswap #Homestuck #?????? Elwurd #Hiveswap Imagine #Homesmut #Kismesis #Headcanons #NSFW

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Can we get Some Chixie, Please?

Sure, if you tell me what you want with her!

#I'm guessing you mean NSFW headcanons for her too but #I don't want to just assume that's what you meant #But yeah good example for any future asks! Please add details! #The more you give the happier we'll both be!

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NSFW headcanons for Gorgor?

A very bossy Power Bottom.

Enjoys wearing lingerie. Tagora knows he looks great, and he’s going to flaunt it to rile up his partner. (But any lingerie has to come off before getting more intimate so it doesn’t get dirty.)

He of course charges his partner for whatever they may do together. For his matesprit he usually wipes their debt away at the very end. His kismesis, however, always has to pay.

Tagora loves receiving oral or any other favors but hates giving. It’s too messy for him. (Unless you’re willing to pay extra.)

He can get pretty noisy, lots of moans and whines.

#hiveswap #homestuck #Tagora Gorjek #Hiveswap imagine #NSFW #Homesmut #Headcanons