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hotd fandom but also like fandom spaces in general have made me notice is it not normal to like villains for being villains anymore. this used to be the ‘the villain is always sexier and more interesting than the hero’ website now you need a paragraph explaining that obviously you dont condone or approve of irl child abuse before you say a villain is hot or funny. lukey velaryon sweetiepie dead baby should not be beating otto hightower in best character polls bc people vote based on moral purity. weve gone backwards

#unironically #I prefer Aemond- Alicent- Daemon over everyone else bc theyre interesting #luke is just #....not

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Oooh thank you!!!

I adore this song so much it makes me crazy these days

Tagging: @bluefrogbubbles @jokesonyoupup @sorushing @whatsanapocalae1

Tagged by @lifblogs to reveal what song is currently stuck in my head. That would be:

Tagging @knowerofuselessfacts @jayalaw @fictionalnormalcy @flurbejurbvondurp @honeyed-latte @violet-moonstone

(Don’t feel pressured to do it.)

#no pressure babes! #Spotify #tag game

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Modern au or Canon timeline but Hiccup's teenage children being so frustrated because they keep on discovering that their friends or maybe even boy/girlfriends are only with them because they want to fuck their dad.

Basically the song 'Stacy's Mom has got it going on'

Oh. My. God. Yes!

Zephyr is used to her friends giggling and being complimentary to her dad, they've been that way since she was like...eleven? For almost her entire life she's heard;

"Your dad is like...so cute?" And she supposes that its true enough? Even Zeph can tell Hiccup is handsome and funny and smart. She's his daughter, not DEAD.

Nuffink HATES it when his friends and girlfriends swoon about his "cool, hot dad", he handles it with less grace because he's the youngest and has to already deal with feeling inferior to Zephyr, having to compete with his DAD too is crippling????

Hiccup is totally aware of this and is both flattered and horrified, occasionally he will entertain the masses by being complimentary in return, or even accidentally being a bit too...hiccup-y and not realize he's been wandering around the groundfloor of their house shirtless and ranting to mom about dragons- totally unaware or uncaring that Zephyr has her boyfriend over and Nuffink is stuck there with his two friends bc all three are oogling Hiccup.

#hiccup haddock #httyd #hes so dumb and pretty lol #poor kids #ask honey

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Thank you Violet!!!!

I wanna be thrown over Hiccups shoulder in a fireman carry...

Thats my birthday wish.

Oh btw hAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME LETS GOOOOO

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Happy birthday to you! 🥳🎉🎂 I hope your dream of one day being carried over Hiccup's shoulder comes true! 🧑‍🚒💯

God me too!!! Lol thank you 😁 💋🎊

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Omg, happy birthday!!!! I know the going’s been rough for you lately, and I hope life eases up. Wishing you the best day ever!

Thank you omfg? Yeah its been...bad recently but Imma have a good day no matter what 🫡💋

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Happy birthday!

Omg!!! Thank you Clover 🥹🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️💐

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Who would win in a fight, Viggo Grimborn, David Xanatos or Vlad Masters?

....Im sorry to say but Vlad Masters would win lol

He would just turn into Plasmius and David and Viggo would both be HELPLESS. They can't fight ghosts with Gargoyles and Dragons.

Vlad 2k24

#ask honey

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Can you believe that it would have been one vote on the Viggo whumppoll to get a 50/50 result?

So unfair.

Agreed! I think hes a solid 50/50

#ask honey

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I wanna be thrown over Hiccups shoulder in a fireman carry...

Thats my birthday wish.

Oh btw hAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME LETS GOOOOO

#hiccup haddock #honey speaks

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Thriving on some evil thoughts of Geppetto/Carlo this evening and

#tw incest #lies of p

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P being curious if his defense parts (frames, amulets, cartridges) could work on you, too, because he wants to keep you protected

Just don't ask him where he plans on putting them. He's figuring it out as he goes. You might suddenly feel him pressing a hunk of metal onto your back as he puzzles this out. Don't be alarmed

#PINOCCHIO PUTING A FRAME RING ON YOUR FINGER #ahem #lies of p x reader

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Hiccup's back just straight up hitting one of the softest anti impact airbags ever

#150 pounds of scrawny dragon rider to the chest #poor ryker omg #httyd rtte

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#transgender #trans joy

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Thank you for the tag omg?

I hope I encapsulated my vibes lol Cringe™

The last song I listened to was 'Kalam Eneih' by Sherine, its one of my favourite songs and I listen to it REPEATEDLY thank you lmao

Tagging: @jokesonyoupup @evilwriter37 @whatsanapocalae1 @bluefrogbubbles

omg I got tagged! Thank you @eternalergo , my ever boop partner! I'm stealing your format.

Tagged to do this cute little pic crew and reveal the last song that I listened to.

@aithilin 🍁 @mahirublue 🍁 @asterixer 🍁 @grace-kami 🍁 @chikirya 🍁 @ocean--toast 🍁 @reaper-of-light-12 🍁@kanasthings 🍁 @judasiscarithot 🍁 @kaifougere666 🍁 @blazefire2012 🍁 @laur-the-cat-prince

You don't have to do it if you don't want to though! This is just me essentially "boop-ing" you <3

#tag game #sorry if I didn't tag! my brain is short circuiting #i can hardly remember @'s

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Rosa Isabelle Street LIES OF P (2023) ◈ 12 / ∞

#this level makes me SO SAD that I get nauseous playing it #lies of p #liesofpedit

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I wanna know ...

#pinocchio lies of p #lies of p #im just curious about the various consensus #my favourite is the short black but I just like how puffy it is!