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honeyed-latte · 3 months
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Valka takes a lot of flack for abandoning Hiccup and Stoick, but not nearly enough people hate on Stoick (imho).
Stoick was also an awful father?
He isolated Hiccup, set unrealistic expectations, publically humiliated his son for years, he absolutely refused to be understanding or reasonable until he was faced with defeat and failure.
Hiccup had to adapt to become more aggressive (as seen in RTTE) or have his father absolutely bulldoze over his ideas and his personhood.
Stoick became a better father when Hiccup was nearly an adult already, but he utterly failed Hiccup when he was a child and thats 100% worth mentioning and addressing.
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little-honeypie · 2 months
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But Husk and Angel. Either way.
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hoonieshoney · 16 days
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Man, I know I have a few WIPs to get through but I might have to add another (or two)
I watched Tim Burtons Sleepy Hollow for the thousandth time this morning and I got so many hard thoughts about Jake and Sunghoon….
SleepyHollowAu! ?????
MDNI | 18+
Smutty thoughts below the cut...
Jake as Ichabod Crane..
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✰ Jake being dragged to your small village to investigate the murders by the horseman
✰ You, the town doctor, assist him
✰ He’s charming, awkward, and so fucking cute
✰ Early mornings spent together in the fields looking for clues. But God, he’s so distracted by the way you look sitting in the flower fields
✰ Late nights spent in the dark woods in hopes of catching the Horseman, but Jake in moonlight is so ethereal it was only a matter of time before you softly pecked his lips (poor thing is too shy to make the first move)
✰ After a near death experience from the Horseman he can’t hold himself back from you anymore and he’s fucking you against the barn
✰ He’s shy and clumsy and accidentally bumps your head into the wall a few times. Poor baby also cums way too fast and apologizes profusely.
✰ You’re just so warm and your little pussy was squeezing him so tight :(
✰ Is a gentleman though, would drop to his knees and lap at your cunt sucking his cum straight out of you. Would have you coming undone on his tongue in no time
✰ Boy has a lot of stamina too, will go three more rounds, pumping you full of his cum. So…much…of…it…
✰ Definitely breeds you on purpose. Come on now, there’s a Headless fucking Horseman running around. You can’t stay here, sweet boy has to baby trap you so you have to go back to his town with him
Or…hear me out…
Sunghoon as the Headless Horseman
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✰ After being accused of witchcraft your village tries to kill you
✰ Left for dead and nowhere to go you find comfort in the abandoned hut that was built by the last woman accused of witchcraft
✰ You’re safe there because obviously no one wants to be anywhere near that creepy place
✰ There in a hidden chest under a loose floorboard you find a spell book with a bookmarked page and a skull??? A real skull??
✰ A page on how to resurrect the Horseman from Hell to do your bidding. As long as you had his skull you were in control of him
✰ You weren’t a witch, so what’s the harm in reading from this page with this skull, right??
✰ Yeah, he breaks down your door and this tall headless man is on his knees waiting for your commands
✰ Fuck it, why not
✰ So one by one you get revenge on the people that tried to kill you. He takes care of everyone that hurt you
✰ So, the polite thing to do after all his hard work is give him his head back. The skull snaps perfectly into place on his shoulders and BAM
✰ Everything is growing back…and he is the most beautiful man you’ve ever laid eyes on
✰ Cracking his neck from side to side he smiles at you, his pointy fangs fully on display
✰“Now that you’ve had your fun, it’s my turn.”
✰ He’s huge. Like no way that thing will fit. But he makes sure it does. He will prep you with his tongue and fingers to the point of overstimulation. Shaking, crying, convulsing overstimulation. And he hasn’t even put his cock in you yet ~
✰“See. I fit perfectly.” He’s bottomed out and the pain is searing hot but it feels amazing.
✰ Will place his hand on the outline of his cock bulging from your stomach and tease you. “I’m all the way in here, doesn’t it hurt?”
✰ He will put you in all sorts of uncomfy positions that have his cock hitting deeper inside you. His favorite is obviously the mating press
✰ Wants to lick your tears as he bruises your cervix :(
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dolleminas · 6 months
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I think the last few days really taught me (but what I secretly already knew) is that middle-class women have very little solidarity, let alone empathy for working-class women. It's not only women, it's men too, but it's just glaringly obvious when we supposedly should fight for women, up until it's middle-class women fighting for poor women. There's solidarity, up until a certain point.
Let me paint you a picture. It's summer, I've just started getting back into the workforce after years of crippling illness. I'm meeting with my job coach. A lovely woman, and we get talking about why I want to go back to work.
"Part of it is that I'm bored at home, but I'd be lying if finance isn't a motivator too."
She scoffs good-naturedly. She says, money is not important! The important thing is that you have fulfilment in your work!
I look around myself. We're sitting in her garden. The garden of her two-story house. It's bigger than my entire home. I say I would like to be able to eat, to pay rent. She brushes me off. She doesn't get it. I don't think she's ever had to go hungry.
Let me paint you another picture. I grew up in a neighbourhood full of people like me. The homes were built from the rubble of WWII. When I laid in bed, I would brush my hands over the walls and feel the grit and the dust stain my fingertips. Sometimes it would even stain the bed. My bedroom is hardly bigger than a broom closet, but it's all I know. Most of my neighbours are immigrant families and poc. That's where the government puts them. Crime is rampant. But it could be worse. My mother buys hand-me-downs from the neighbours for me. Other kids bully me for my clothes. During the christmas holidays, the school has to board up the windows because of vandalism. We sit with our coats on in class because heating costs too much.
Still, I know people who have it worse. My mother has a part-time job as a receptionist and my grandparents help. When I wear holes into my underwear my grandmother silently buys us some more. I have never known underwear without holes in them. When we go on vacation, I feel rich. I know many kids who don't. My mother only has to take care of me.
This all makes it that much more of a slap in the face to see women claim to be supporters of women, so-called feminists but have absolutely no empathy for poor women. And most of the time they don't even know it. They have an idealised world-view. A, 'just do x' or 'just do y' and my personal favourite 'well I'd never do that!' or even 'you have options.'
No. No, don't. Be quiet, be silent, listen. If you have solidarity with women, then listen about the lives you have not lived, the struggles you have not struggled with. Do not come from a place of 'I would never' because you cannot, with any resemblance of accuracy, say that until you have lived it. Poor women aren't stupid or lazy, stop thinking of us as such! Stop blaming us for the life we were born into, the life we often are unable to escape.
Sit down, listen... and don't expect poor women to have solidarity with you if you do not have it with us. You, the privileged one. The idealistic one. The one who never knew how it was like to go hungry as a little girl and have to watch your mother lie to you about why.
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sugamou · 1 year
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the fact that not everyone worships the ground she walks on is insane to me>:(
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honeyteacakes · 6 months
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honey-writes · 1 year
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Comparing the writing I’ve made in the last few weeks to the things I made a year ago is so crazy cause the difference is so palpable. It’s so fascinating watching my style evolve in real time and it feels so rewarding to look back at old works and think: “I could do that better now.” The stark contrast from the writings I make now in comparison to the writings I made last year is such a great reminder of how far I’ve come, how much I’ve learned, how I’ve evolved into a writer I like so much better now (:
If you compare the things you’ve written recently to the things you’ve written a few months or even a few years ago, you’ll probably see a difference. And that’s cool as hell! We’re changing and learning and growing alongside our art! How wonderful! Be proud of yourself!
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honeysodas · 1 month
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…hi!
(/ooc why do you always draw my favorite characters so cunty… like dayum…. *cough* anyways! you heard nothing, I’m breaking in, and I’m 5 millimeters away from your location.)
I just like to draw characters as silly as I can :]
Also thank uu!!
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babiedglyph · 9 days
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Getting so high I start scrolling thru Pinterest and wanting to make another pooltoy objectum post and I immediately get horny. Pooltoys might be another new thing for me
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honeyed-latte · 2 months
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Im yearning for him again
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little-honeypie · 2 months
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Does Husk have to get the hellbies shot? 🤨
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hoonieshoney · 6 days
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Summaries for these are in my WIP ❤️
Also hi, hello, there’s so many of you here since I posted the Heeseung fic 🥹
Welcome! I’m happy to have you here and I appreciate all the love you’ve been giving me and my stories ❤️
I know I have it plastered all over this blog but just for good measure, please be mindful this is a dark content based blog. I know some stuff I have like my drabbles and hard thoughts are pretty tame but as this blog progresses even more it’s going to be around 80% dark content focused. Just want to make all you new ducklings aware! If that’s not your cup of tea, I totally understand. I hope you still wanna stay and enjoy the tame stuff that will be around (just not as much)
Enjoy your day! Don’t forget to eat and stay hydrated! I appreciate every single one of you!❤️
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dolleminas · 6 months
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Man I'm so tired of seeing this discourse every few months what actually makes someone a lesbian 🤨 I don't know if it's just radblr girlies or what, but it's so tiring lmao.
Not to throw around the word gatekeeping or terminally online, but it's really giving people-who-never-talk-to-other-people. It's giving I stay in my echo chamber forever and anyone who disagrees is wrong xx.
Like my girl and I talked about this, but idk what is, maybe because of the whole q-eer people saying anyone can identify as a lesbian and that's why we're more vigilant which, okay that I get. But what happened to not everyone has the same experiences as you do??? Wild. It's also something I've only ever seen directed at lesbians (aka women). Curious that.
Anyways what makes a woman a lesbian is if she's homosexual <3 past behaviours, current anxieties, media consumption or whatever the hell don't matter.
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honeyteacakes · 7 months
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Hey!! Does anyone know where to find the art of Desire as a flapper? I feel like I'm remembering a piece of them wearing a flapper dress by one of the Sandman comic artists? Am I hallucinating that?
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honey-writes · 1 year
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honeysodas · 3 months
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hey.. just wondering if it would b ok to use your art as a pfp? (w/ credit.))
SURE X]]]]
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