#my wife elle<333

[sugamou]

the fact that not everyone worships the ground she walks on is insane to me>:(

#honey’s elle greenaway #honey speaks #elle greenaway #number 1 elle greenaway fan✊🏽 #elle greenaway still deserved better #cm #criminal minds #my wife elle<333

[elliesmainhoe]

Ellie Williams HeadCanon: You're feminine (modern au)

Ellie Williams x fem!reader

My Masterlist

Part 2 here

Request?: Yes

You are just so so beautiful to her

She's all about plaid button ups, white wife beaters and old jeans for herself.

But you? She loves when you wear pretty flowy dresses, she loves to see how the skirt moves as you walk and how it softly grazes your thighs.

The form fitted top half of the dresses hugging your boobs so tight and showing off just the right amount of cleavage. She's drooling.

Girl will praise you all the time. Constantly tells you about how perfect you are, and loves to brag to everyone about you <<333

Her pet names for you include "pretty girl, baby doll, sugar, sweetheart, princess"

She absolutely loves when you get new clothes and put on a fashion show. Twirling around and showing her all the pretty dresses you got.

(Bonus points for new lingerie she can see peak out from underneath them).

Literally is so smitten, she often is so overprotective of you and will beat up anyone you ask her to.

Just imagine

"Hey Ells..."

"Yeah pretty girl"

"Can you uh, do something about the guy at the bar over there, he keeps looking at me and it's grossing me out"

"Course I'll be right back princess"

Omg she loves watching you cook. When your making breakfast, still only in your frilly short pj set, twirling around and humming to the radio, she sending you heart eyes.

Def stands behind you and cradles you, kissing your cheek and playing with the ends of your hair 🥺.

Ellie 100% smokes weed a ton, she loves manspreading and having you perched on her lap, as you take it in turns taking drags from your joint.

Imagine she's sitting there smoking a joint while your showing her new Victoria secret underwear, her eyes all hazy 😍

Baby is such a gentlewoman. You could take 6 hours to get ready for a night out and she would never complain. Just sits on your queen sized bed, watching you blend cream and powders on your skin, adding red to your soft lips. She's mesmerized by you.

Whenever your in heels and you complain about your feet, she immediately picks you up and carries you, she can not have her girl hurt by anything.

You always tell Ellie that 'Jackets and coats cramp your style' and without a doubt by the end of the night your wrapped in her jacket.

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I actually really like these headcannons, I think they're so cute. Ellie is such a sweetie 😍🥺

PROOF READ

#ellie williams #ellie williams x reader #pedro pascal #the last of us #ellie williams fic #ellie williams x fem!reader #ellie williams x female reader #ellie x reader #ellie williams headcanons #ellie headcanons #tlou hbo #the last of us fic #lesbian fic #lesbian #wlw #elliesmainhoe

[camillecrellin]

Hi!! I’m not sure if you’re taking requests so if u arnt feel free to ignore this!! <33

Can i request Tao x Fem!Reader (established relationship) on a movie night just then two after the rest of the group couldn’t come?

if you’re comfortable maybe making it poly! with Elle and Tao x reader? but that’s only if you’re comfortable <333

Movie Night — Tao Xu

A/N: I'm incredibly sorry how long this took, I lost the love I had for Heartstopper but I am going to get these requests done. That's also why this is short sorry.

Word Count: 302

Warnings: kissing, not an established relationship sorry

Tao always wanted a movie night just you and him, but he never found the right excuse. Not until one day both, Charlie and Isaac both cancelled.

Tao immediately messaged Elle asking if she could cancel last minute. Elle agreed texting the group chat a few minutes before you agreed to meet up knowing you’d already be at Tao’s.

"I guess it's just us." You laughed, holding up your phone. "Elle's not coming."

"Jesus, that's annoying." Tao sighed, trying to hide his true feelings in his words.

"Eh, it's fine." You shrugged. "We can actually watch what we want to."

"I guess..."

Grabbing Tao's laptop, you laughed. "I know you're not disapointed."

You eyes glanced through the endless content of Netflix, landing on Trainspotting. "Ewan McGregor: yes please."

Tao shook his head at your reaction. "You did not just imply that Ewan McGregor hot?"

"So what if I did?" You challenged, tilting your head towards Tao.

"He has a wife and kids!" Tao shouted.

"And?"

"He's old enough to be your dad." He added.

"Fair point." You shrugged. "But this is 1996 and he is 25 not 52."

"You know if I squint my eyes, you look almost as hot as him." You joked, looking Tao up and down with your eyes squinting.

Tao gulped, looking down to his lap as he tried to comprehend what you just said.

You, seeing Tao play with his hands, blushed in embrassement. "I'm sorry."

"No, it's fine." Tao looked towards you.

Swalloing the nerves down, you asked. "Can I kiss you?"

Tao nodded, a hand cautiously cupping your face. Before you knew it you both were kissing each other. The sense of longing and dread had finally washed from you both.

Movie Night was bound to get a little bit more interesting thanks to Elle.

#tao xu x reader #heartstopper x reader #tao xu #heartstopper

[unreasonabletree]

list 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers ✨♡

(hi tree <333)

omg hii ell <333

you have sent this to me before too but i forgor to answer i cant believe this😭😭

5 things that make me happy:

1. my dog

2. my cat

3. my minecraft wife

4. flopping down on my bed after a long day of Doing Stuff

5. art (both looking at and making art)

this has been q&a with tree hope you enjoyed!

#ell my beloved #ily ♡ #askatree

[riverstardis]

series 33 episode 4:

it's sam's funeral :(

duffy's phone ringing😭

dylan interrupting iain and saying that it's his fault they're all there😬

i still love connie and ethan's weird friendship!!

lmaooo connie says she's put some money behind the bar for after the funeral and ethan's like "that's very generous?" and she goes "well, don't act so surprised" and he looks amused

ruby's working instead of being at the funeral? actually nevermind i suppose she wasn't exactly close to sam was she

aw gem trying to convince iain that dylan was just taking his pain out on him

iain then offers to take gem back to work but she can immediately tell that he just wants to go looking for dylan😭

damn elle looks good

alicia <33333

this guy's reaction to his wife having a miscarriage is to shout "how could you do this to me AGAIN" and run out...... bro what??????

looks like gem wasn't successful in convincing iain not to go to the hospital

ruby <333

lmao this dad telling his son that bullies are just cowards so he should always fight back and david's like "i always ran" and the dad's like "did it get you anywhere?" and david's like "er yeah. a lot further away" sjsjdjsfj

iain confronting dylan and pushes him (both verbally and physically) until he has a go at him "you're an animal. sam deserved so much better than you, and you shouldn't have even been-" and iain punches him and his head hits the bench😭😭 i swear every single time anyone punches someone in this damn show there's always some object that just happens to be placed strategically in the path of their head😭

oooooh yeahhh scibbles time!!!! their banter >>>>>

ethan goes "well, i actually thought that was pretty good teamwork" and alicia goes "ohh you're on my team now are you?" "your team?" "stick with me ethan, you will learn a lot" ethan laughs and goes "right" sjsjdfjf i love themmmm

ethan says "i was wondering, actually, if... are you gonna go to sam's drink later?" and alicia goes "why, do you want a plus one or?" she's still speaking in like a flirty/bantery way but he's like "it wasn't meant to be like that" "i'm only joking" "sorry, i shouldn't have said anything" and she kisses him and then takes his hand and says "thank you" THEM <3333333 ethan looks pleasantly surprised sjsdjsjf

omg the background nurses are at the pub too! i've never noticed them go to the pub before

iain's tribunal went well

so why was sam's funeral only such a tiny part of the episode? we didn't even get to see the paramedics holding their radios up like at jeff's💔 hey at least she actually got an onscreen funeral though, unlike lev, fenisha, and robyn (and noel but i understand there wasn't really anything they could do about that cause of covid)! this was the start of the problems with handling character deaths on the show that i keep going on about! everyone was so mad about this at the time and it has only got worse since, we've just stopped being so surprised about it! i remember someone saying that at least lev and fenisha not getting funerals meant that they couldn't fuck it up like they did with sam and duffy😭

#classic casualty #S33E04 #sam's funeral ep </3

[sapphicmsmarvel]

2022 reading log

total of 189 books this year!

💜queer

🤍reread

💧school 

January 

curvy girls can’t date best friends by kelsie stelting 

home game by odette stone 

the penalty box by odette stone 

the prison healer by lynette noni 

the gilded cage by lynette noni 

horror hotel by victoria fulton 

February: 

room service by maren stoffels 

contract bound by elle mae 💜

hot vampire next door 1 by nikki st crowe

hot vampire next door 2 by nikki st crowe

tempt me with forever by maria luis 

the crown of gilded bones by JLA 🤍

this is how you lose a time war by amal el-mohtar & max gladstone 

March: 

terms and conditions by lauren asher 

house of sky and breath by sarah j maas 

curvy girls can’t date bullies by kelsie stelting 

faking with benefits by lily gold 

unlock your storybook heart by amanda lovelace 

the ravenous dead by darcy coates

my hero academia vol 1 by kohei horikoshi 

my hero academia vol 2 by kohei horikoshi 

April: 

a shadow in the ember by JLA 

a flicker in the dark by stacy willingham 

the book of cold cases by simone st james 

the sundown motel by simone st james 

the shadows by alex north 

the push by ashley audrain

rock paper scissors by alice feeney 

not a happy family by shari lapena 

no exit by taylor adams

my hero academia vol 3 by kohei horikoshi 

heartstopper vol 1 by alice oseman💜🤍

heartstopper vol 2 by alice oseman 💜🤍

heartstopper vol 3 by alice oseman 💜��

May: 

the husband sitter by jessa kane 

heartstopper vol 4 by alice oseman 💜🤍

my hero academia vol 4 by kohei horikoshi 

the roommate by rosie danan 

birthday girl by penelope douglas 

three swedish mountain men by lily gold 

triple-duty bodyguards by lily gold 

hot vampire next door 3 by nikki st crowe 

my hero academia by kohei horikoshi 

the never king by nikki st crowe 

the dark one by nikki st crowe

beach read by emily henry 

nanny for the neighbors by lily gold 

book lovers by emily henry 

June: 

heartstopper: the mini comics by alice oseman 💜🤍

heartstopper: become human by alice oseman 💜🤍

layover by emily henry 

station 332 by darcy coates 

station 333 by darcy coates 

station 334 by darcy coates 

parasite by darcy coates

the blood traitor by lynette noni 

neon gods by katee robert 

king of battle and blood by scarlett st clair 

theirs for the night by katee robert 

forever theirs by katee robert 

theirs ever after by katee robert 

from below by darcy coates 

a not so meet cute by meghan quinn 

July: 

throttled by lauren asher 

from lukov with love by mariana zapata 

city of dusk by tara sim 

the wife upstairs by rachel hawkins 

the wall of winnipeg and me by mariana zapata 

shared by her trainers by tori chase 

all i want for christmas is them by adora crooks 

the night swim by megan goldin 

August: 

hide by kiersten white 

my hero academia 6 by kohei horikoshi 

my hero academia 7 by kohei horikoshi 

blade of secrets by tricia levenseller 

master of iron by tricia levenseller 

the darkening by sunya mara  

this vicious grace by emily thiede 

twin crowns by catherine doyle and katherine webber 

violet made of thorns by gina chen 

September 

my hero academia vol 8 by kohei horikoshi 

my hero academia vol 9 by kohei horikoshi 

my hero academia vol 10 by kohei horikoshi 

my hero academia vol 11 by kohei horikoshi 

my hero academia vol 12 by kohei horikoshi 

my hero academia vol 13 by kohei horikoshi 

my hero academia vol 14 by kohei horikoshi 

my hero academia vol 15 by kohei horikoshi

my hero academia vol 16 by kohei horikoshi

my hero academia vol 17  by kohei horikoshi

my hero academia vol 18 by kohei horikoshi

my hero academia vol 19  by kohei horikoshi

my hero academia vol 20  by kohei horikoshi

my hero academia vol 21 by kohei horikoshi

my hero academia vol 22 by kohei horikoshi

my hero academia vol 23 by kohei horikoshi

my hero academia vol 24 by kohei horikoshi

my hero academia vol 25 by kohei horikoshi

my hero academia vol 26 by kohei horikoshi

my hero academia vol 27 by kohei horikoshi

my hero academia vol 28 by kohei horikoshi

my hero academia vol 29 by kohei horikoshi

my hero academia vol 30 by kohei horikoshi

my hero academia vol 31 by kohei horikoshi

my hero academia vol 32 by kohei horikoshi

my hero academia vol 33 by kohei horikoshi

my hero academia vol 34 by kohei horikoshi

my hero academia vol 35  by kohei horikoshi

love on the brain by ali hazelwood 

little thieves by margaret owen 

their vicious darling by nikki st crowe

lore by alexandra bracken

new kid by jerry craft 💧

the ballad of never after by stephanie garber

October: 

gallows hill by darcy coates

bellamy by darcy coates 🤍

kingdom of the feared by kerri maniscalco 

seven floors by dino buzzall 💧

belladonna by adalyn grace 

lore olympus vol 2 by rachel smythe 

a dowry of blood by st gibson 💜

riding the headless horseman by molly likovich 

uzumaki by junji ito 

scream for us by molly doyle 

clown in a cornfield 2: friendo lives by adam cesare 

bloodshed by molly doyle 

November: 

my first book of feminism (for boys) by julie merberg and brummer everett 💧

hattie harmony: worry detective by elizabeth olsen, robbie arnett and marisssa valdez 💧

how to catch a dragon by adam wallace and andy elkerton 💧

love makes a family by sophie beer 💧

just like me by vanessa brantley newton 💧

c is for consent by eleanor morrison and faye orlove 💧

lizzie demands a seat!: elizabeth jennings fights for streetcar rights by beth anderson and e.b. lewis 💧

reading beauty by deborah underwood and meg hunt 

the not so friendly friend by christina furnival and katie dwyer 💧

if you were a kid aboard the titanic by josh gregory and sebastia serra 💧

don’t call me princess by bari wald and tsebahat fiseha 💧

what’s my superpower by delanda coleman, terrence coleman and bowen jiang 💧

rosa parks: a kids book about standing up for what’s right by mary nhin and yuliia zolotova 💧

jane goodall: a kids book about conserving the natural world we all share by mary nhin and yuliia zolotova 💧

amazing affirmations by kiara wilson 💧

pink is not a color by lindsay ward 💧

the traveling book by charissa bates and nadja bullis 💧

bertie the very blind bat by joanne moore and michelle gemmel 💧

i choose to reduce, resus and recycle by elizabeth estrada 💧

i choose to speak up by elizabeth estrada 💧

jujutsu kaisen vol 1 by gege akutami 

the lottery by shriley jackson 💧

jujutsu kaisen vol 2 by gege akutami 

jujutsu kaisen vol 3 by gege akutami 

jujutsu kaisen vol 4 by gege akutami

jujutsu kaisen vol 5 by gege akutami

jujutsu kaisen vol 6 by gege akutami

jujutsu kaisen vol 7  by gege akutami

jujutsu kaisen vol 8  by gege akutami

jujutsu kaisen vol 9  by gege akutami

jujutsu kaisen vol 10  by gege akutami

jujutsu kaisen vol 11  by gege akutami

jujutsu kaisen vol 12  by gege akutami

my hero academia vol 36 by koehi horikoshi 

jujutsu kaisen vol 13 by gege akutami

jujutsu kaisen vol 14 by gege akutami

lore olympus vol 3 by rachel smythe  

jujutsu kaisen vol 15 by gege akutami

jujutsu kaisen vol 16  by gege akutami

jujutsu kaisen vol 17 by gege akutami

defend the dawn by bridgid kemmerer 

menage place by tatum dixon

menage place 2 by tatum dixon 

menage place 3 by tatum dixon 

menage place 4 by tatum dixon 

menage place 5 by tatum dixon 

menage place 6 by tatum dixon 

jujutsu kaisen vol 18 by gege akutami

jujutsu kaisen vol 19  by gege akutami

jujutsu kaisen vol 20  by gege akutami

princess of souls by alexandra christo 

december 

the prison healer by lynette noni🤍

the gilded cage by lynette noni 🤍

the blood traitor by lynette noni 🤍

the sun will rise and so will you by jennae cecelia 

defy the night by brigid kemmerer 🤍

the merciful crow by margaret owen 🤍

the faithless hawk by margaret owen 🤍

the night circus by erin morgenstern 

the deal by elle kennedy 🤍

the mistake by elle kennedy 🤍

the score by elle kennedy 🤍

the goal by elle kennedy 🤍

#reading #young adult books #adult thriller #book blog

[ellewords]

cw food

guess who baked cookies at 10pm 😌 and update that no one asked for : also worked out today, my houseplants are thriving (i think) , and my dog is being cuter than usual (photos under the cut) :<<

sorry for not posting anything today, didn’t do much writing. just needed to take a day off and breathe bec it’s been quite a stressful week (it’s only going to get more stressful in the next few days). i’ll have something up tomorrow :))

the cookies taste better than they look i swear i just grabbed a screenshot from my ig story lmao

#someone wife me up;(( #yes i do the cooking #but i dont do the cleaning 🤧 #anyways i will finish eating and then i will sleep #if you wanna raid my asks 👀 #tell me abt your day say hi ask qs sends hcs #char anons ? 👀 #pls do ;(( #okay bye goodnight lovelies <333 #💌 — elle’s words! #tw food

[hazelhearts]

ok mutuals. no bombarding ask boxes today. today i become a big kid. let's go (totally stole this idea from my lovely wife @salvatoresupremacy but it's fineeee)

@salvatoresupremacy - my dearest wife. i love you so much. you're so cool. it's crazy to believe we're mutuals sometimes. love you so so much <3

@anastasiahotchner - the lovely anastasia. you are so cool and funny and smart and just overall amazing. i'm so happy we became mutuals and friends. you're one of my favorite people. love you mommm <3

@baureid - hey wifey. how your day? i just wanted you to know that i love you and you are very special to me. idk what i would do without you and your daily updates on your crazy school life. your a very important person in my life and ilysm. i can't wait to move into a huge penthouse in nyc and drink wine and see every site and do everything there is to do with you <3

@hotchley - sumayyah, my love. i just started reading your novel and it's amazing! i love you so much and i'm so happy i met you. you are one of the most awkward yet sweet people ever. i'm always here for you gorgeous <3

@lesboobs-blackbird - hey lovely! we don't talk that often but the day you filled out my google form and wrote all those sweet things i smiled bigger than i had in a while. you are so sweet and funny and cool and i'm so happy i met you!

@racingairplanes - mr. q, adam, famous bestie. i am so happy we started interacting on here! i consider you a friend and you're literally famous. you're so cool and funny. it would be a lot better if you had a better sleep schedule but baby steps. love you <3

@ssacalumsg0lden - grace! my twin flame. my first friend on here. my og. we stopped talking as much as we used to and i honestly feel like i haven't talked to you in ages. i just wanted you to know that i love you so much and i am always here for you. i miss talking to you as much as we used to and i love you <3

@tenelvez - isa you are literally so cool wtf. you are one of my coolest and funniest mutuals. you're super sweet and i love your blog more than i can put into words. i'm so happy i met you on here and can't wait to interact more <3

@wifeyprentiss - my lovely neha, hey there! how is your day? did you sleep? eat? drink water? i'm just here to let you know that i love you and i'm so proud of you. wifey you are so cool and funny and random and i love it. i love your blog and our shared love for emily prentiss and moreid. i can't wait to grow with you and become closer <3

@caitlinnann - we only recently started talking but you are super sweet! you interact with my posts pretty often and i love it and you. i also love our shared love for emily prentiss. you're so sweet and i love you so much!

@deadravenclaw - hey raven! i wanted to let you know that i love you and our shared love for em as well. all of our interactions have been positive ones and you are super super sweet! i love you and your blog <3

@bus-kids - hey levi! i just wanted to let you know that i love you and your blog and i'm so happy we're mutuals! love you so so much <3

@hotchgan - allie!! i love you and your blog and all of your content. your posts are amazing as are you. i'm so happy we're mutuals and you are one of the sweetest people on this app. love you <3

@spencerspuppy - sofi! hey! ever since the first day we interacted, you have been one of the sweetest people ever. i'm so happy we became mutuals and started to interact on here! i can't wait to grow with you and continue to talk to you more!

@moreidsdaughter - becca! hey! you are super cool and funny and such a badass! it's crazy to me that we began to interact on here but i could not be more grateful. i love you and your blog <3

@elliottspond - hey kam! we haven't really talked much but i love your blog and can't wait to get to know you better <333

@buggaboyy - hey spence! we haven't interacted as much as i have with some other mutuals but i'm so happy we met! you're super sweet and your account is amazing!! love you <3

@adoringpoet - hey athena! we haven't interacted much but every time we have it has been great and you are super sweet! i love you and your blog and can't wait to get to know you better!!!

@j3m1ly - elle!! you are super sweet and when i saw you answered my google form i smiled so wide it's not even funny! you are super sweet and i love you so so much. i can't wait to interact with you more!

@sapphicalexblake - inès!! hi!! we haven't been able to interact much but when we have you have been super sweet and it always brought a smile to my face! i'm happy that we're mutuals and can't wait to interact more!!

@delilahalvez - we haven't been mutuals long but you are so so sweet! you interact with a lot of my posts and every time we have talked i've walked away smiling. always stay the amazing person that you are and know it's ok to take time for yourself! love you so so soooo much deli <3 (also i'll make a tag for you at the bottom and if you want a different emoji please tell me ;))

@ellyhotchner - elly!! we don't talk that much but we did talk for a bit and when you filled out my google form you left a super sweet message!! you interact with my posts pretty often and i love your blog! thank you for being super sweet and loving and just amazing. never stop being your amazing self <3

this is super long but thanks for reading if you did! if you're not in here please don't be upset! this is just a sweet message for you all!

#mutuals #rexi #anastasia 🩰 #wifey 🌹 #sumayyah 🍯 #ray 🐸 #adamshmadam #grace ❤️‍🔥 #isa 🦭 #neha 🗿 #cait 🧩 #raven 🦉 #levi 🌱 #allie 🦔 #sofi 🍇 #georgie 🍄 #kam 🌻 #spence 🛸 #athena 🧸 #elle 🪐 #inès 🐄 #my loves #<3 #long af post #i can't thank you guys enough #these words aren't even enough to convey how much i love you all #deli 🌺 #elly 🥳 #my love 💐

[katsulovee]

:¨·.·¨:

`·. Mutuals Appreciation post! ★°*ﾟ

bun being soft on main hours lol but i wanted to make an appreciation post for all my lovely mutuals because you all always been here for me and i just wanna show you my love and appreciation sobs

long post ahead and in no specific order; these are the people i’ve been talking to lately and would like to appreciate (but i do appreciate all my moots too)

@cutiekawa - first-ever wife <33, i love you so much and im so so glad to have you in my life babe. You were really the first mutual I actually talked to every single day and so so happy I got to meet you. I love talking to you every day and I can't wait for future adventures bub!

@peaxhcringe - listen here, I love you so much. I know we sometimes do be having hard times but you're always there for me and you're my best friend. There's literally so much I can say about you but thank you for taking a chance on me and I'm just forever grateful that I even dmed you on tumblr in the first place. I can't wait for more adventures with you.

@catzula - bye i hate you /j, NO ILY cause you're also in my wife harem and i know we have gotten closer and even though you're supposed to be sleeping you stay up and talk to me (which you should also be sleeping grrr). Our relationship is just amazing because we hate but love each other and you're always there for me AND YOU ALSO HAVE GREAT TASTE MWAH.

@snoozless - ELLE, you are just so so so amazing, ilysm and you're always there to listen to my vents and rants and you always want to help me. You show me so much love and support and I'm just so so glad i met you and I always love listening to your little rants and when you go on about things that make you happy, you're literally the definition of perfection and serotonin ilyyyy.

@eraser-baby - MY OTHER WIFEY, sara I LOVE YOU. I know we just started talking on this account even though I followed you on my old one BUT YOU'RE SO PRECIOUS. You're always there for me when I be having bad days and you always bring my askbox so much serotonin with your lovely memes. I AM SO GLAD WE ARE GETTING ALONG SO WELL cause i was lowkey afraid of you but to realize you're so lovely and sweet and wonderful.

@noya-sleftankle - MY WIFEYYYYYYY. You're my second wifey of course and I love you so much. Thank you for taking a chance on me when we first met and you are loved soooo much. I love our little check in we do with each other and the random convos in between. YOURE WRITING IS AMAZING AND ILYYYY.

@sugawaaras-deactivated20210426 - yeah babe i know you're deactivated but i can't leave you out. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU and you're always there for me through the good times and bad and i just mwah i love you and I'm so glad we are such good friends <333

@kohi-zeri - hey you're so sexc hahaha, no kohi you're literally so nice and so calm and i just love talking to you on the server. You are like always there to also listen to my little vents and there to calm the chaos that happens with in the server. You are just so nice to know and you are also so lovely to hang around with and kohi stop being so perfect ily

@tetsulatte - ellie the baddie uwu. HEY ELLIE, I know we didn't talk for a long period of time but I love your presence you have. You radiate such warm energy and you bring so much joy and happiness with you. I know thing's may have been rough but I'm so proud of you for pushing through and I'm manifesting that testytube comes back and finds you <3

@milktyama - RINNIE!!! naurr rinnie ilysm and somehow you always know what I'm thinking which is like omg. You're like a little sister to me and I just love love being your friend. You bring so much positivity and I am just grateful that I meet you babe.

@sugas-sweetheart - ppsps sofia ilysm, thank you for listening to my random dms and ideas. We've been moots for so long and i feel like we have such a strong bond and i love talking to you and interacting with your posts and things hehe, ilysm baby <33

@deaf-bakugou-katsuki - my catboy, fine I'm gonna say it again, i love you catboy. I KNOW LIKE WHEN WE FIRST STARTED TALKING IT WAS SO AWKWARD but now you're like one of my other besties and my catboy of course. I love talking to you and spamming your askbox with nonsense everyday. stay forever wonderful (and i know you simp for me dummy just admit it)

@tooruluv - MYA!!! god i still remember the first time i followed you and i cant believe you, an amazing writer and person overall, consider me as a friend. I ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOU and you're so amazing and you're just such a wonderful person to talk to and you're really supportive.

@tsumue - RUNA HI, i know we don't really talk a lot a lot but whenever we do you're so sweet and kind. You care about my well being so much and it makes me love you even more, you are just so amazing and i hope we get to talk more soon!!

@u-make-my-heart-tsumtsum - REE YOU ARE SO SWEET TO ME, i remember like the first time we met was off an network and even though we both aren't in it anymore i enjoy seeing you on my dash and i love love love talking to you. You're always so sweet and gentle with me, thank you so much baby

that's all for right now loves, i was going to do all my moots but then we would be here for forever, I love all of you so much and you all have a special place in my heart <33

#bun goes soft on main hours #appreciation posts !!

[orindasfinest]

TDFL PR W#3

To admit to a thing that everyone already knows like Bill Clinton will someday when the antifa firing squad has him wetting his senile pants at gunpoint stammering about how Epstein was onto something with the tightness of 15-year-old box: yes, I missed last week. I shockingly have a girlfriend AND aspirations of being something other than a water babysitter for the rest of my life and the two combined to stop me from shitposting about fantasy football. I have now concluded with my significant other and with my job applications, filling both with rich cum, and will thereby turn my attention to the band of misfits I decided to assemble in hopes of winning a fantasy league for once in my fucking life, which in this instance would basically be like beating ‘Through the Fire and the Flames’ on Guitar Hero in easy difficulty. At least the Eagles officially suck so nobody can feel good about real-life accomplishments except for me and my lovable group of New Englanders who use HGH as lube when waxing their shaven carrots to lithographs of Jock Sutherland’s single-wing play designs. That is a real reference and I am so gratified that I got to waste seconds of your life making you try and process such a string of words – much like you will continue to do if you keep reading! Let’s begin.

10. Leaguema Balls (Mike)

Record: 0-3 | PF: 305.1 | PA: 425.3 | Streak: L3 | Last Week (I actually wrote out a rankings but then just never added the roasts, so they were worthless, but trust me) 10

Plays Next: Sean’s Hard Mangos (Sean)

Questionable Decision of the Week: Continuing to draw breath

It’s comforting to know that I can leave my sweet foundling rankings alone for a week and still have the unmoving anchor way at the bottom to keep it grounded and sturdy. You would have thought that assembling a competent fantasy football roster was Rogaine given Michael’s lack of familiarity with the concept. If you want, Dirt, you can think up an AIM away message to leave in this slot to save me the work for the next 13 weeks and so this entry has some consistency besides sucking more than spilling soup down your shirt in a meeting. (I know that wasn’t you but this guy deserves some of your grilling space.) Marquise Brown is going to blow out a lung trying to run under Lamar’s 102-yard touch passes on Sunday and turn back into Steve Breaston with a dumber nickname.

9. Sean’s Hard Mangos (Sean)

Record: 0-3 | PF: 374.4 | PA: 401.2 | Streak: L3 | Last Week: 8

Plays Next: Oh dear christ not my repeaters again

Questionable Decision of the Week: Dick amputation by tendon fatigue

Just as I take solace in Mike’s cellar-dwelling ways, I can relax about the other two Philly league members having decent squads just by looking at Sean’s merry band of sap-sucking stupidheads. You’d find more consistent direction from Sean behind the wheel of a car than you would from a team led by Derrick Henry and James Conner. And here I thought you were done with uninterested, underperforming ball-grabbers when you broke up with Hannah. Word of advice, dawg! You’re gonna get your first win this week because the algorithm isn’t yet advanced enough to throw up in both of your faces instead of assigning a victor between you and Michael, so act like you’ve been there before, or at least act like you know how to run a palatable social media account after three fucking years of trying and failing.

8. James White is Right (Tori)

Record: 0-3 | PF: 372.7 | PA: 439.7 | Streak: L3 | Last Week: 9

Plays Next: Cartoon Colt Copulation (Hahahahaha)

Questionable Decision of the Week: Acting like her dirt star is the brightest light in the sky when in reality it’s Proxima Centauri from Event Horizon

Much like capitalism, the league has created a placated and clueless middle class, consolidated wealth in the top 1%, and left the lower half of the populace to shiver and die like Austin Ekeler on the sidelines now that Melvin Gordon is back. Of course, knowing Tori’s family, they’d just bray about how the economy is thunderously good before unironically sharing deep-fried boomer memes while she gently chides them through comments, pretending there’s not a little racist in her team name. And in her soul. James White is back, though, having just watched his wife give birth, knowing that whole time that the tearing and screeching he was witnessing would pale in comparison to Tori trying to fit a toothpick up her half-thimble rear entrance.

7. Mark Ruffalo’s Ruffalo Bills (Aidan)

Record: 2-1 | PF: 410.5 | PA: 408.8 | Streak: L1 | Last Week: 3

Plays Next: The Queen’s Booty Lickers (Liv)

Questionable Decision of the Week: Using his asshole around women and not expecting repercussions

Benefiting from a more questionable handout than the insurance settlement that gives him money for having headaches sometimes, Aidan rode high on the back of a free Mahomes the first two weeks of the season. That all came crashing down when Lauren put him in a dumpster in this past matchup, which was probably an upgrade from his place in Chicago. Aidan has a picture of the Blues Brothers’ trainside apartment on his vision board in the hopes that someday he can move somewhere that high-class. Expect further regression as Josh Jacobs and Leonard Fournette continue to suffer from some sort of Power 5 running back glaucoma which makes them barrel directly into their linemen’s asses on every handoff instead of bouncing to the acres of green space just outside the tackles. This is much like how Aidan rushes for beans on toast instead of attempting to taste flavor.

6. Airstrip One Ezekiels Engels (Derv)

Record: 2-1 | PF: 404.7 | PA: 387.8 | Streak: W2 | Last Week: 7

Plays Next: TEAM DUMPSTER BEARS (Lauren)

Questionable Decision of the Week: Fookin ‘ell ‘ard ta pick one innit luv xx

After a less auspicious start than the Easter Rebellion, Derv has rebounded from a sheer fleecing to fashion herself into something of a competent franchise owner. Knowing the strength of her impostor syndrome, though, she’s liable to swap Zeke for a scalding slap in the face *battered whisper* because that’s the type of team that she deserves. I would say this ranking of 6 will be the highest you will ever get but I think if you’re a good enough girl this year, around Thanksgiving your dad will finally put you on his shoulders so you can see the inflatable turkeys parading down the garbage metropolis a mere three hours from you upstate hovel. Otherwise it’ll be another long outing of sinking further down the standings and standing so low at 4’8 you look like you’re dissolving into a sinkhole.

5. The Queen’s Booty Lickers (Liv)

Record: 2-1 | PF: 399.7 | PA: 394.3 | Streak: L1 | Last Week: 1

Plays Next: Mark Ruffalo’s Still Not a Funny Name (Aidan)

Questionable Decision of the Week: Taking dick so long it got mistaken for the amount of time she spends on the toilet

How the mighty have fallen! One minute, you look like an infallible cock destroyer, and then BANG! You get run over. But I won’t bring up your car accident too much. I’m seeing more hopeless tears from your Johnson & Johnson RB corps than from babies piteously afflicted by their cornea-searing shampoo. It’s fitting that such an intermittent contributor would have a roster full of people that basically decide whether or not they want to do a football on a play-by-play basis. “How about an out route, Amari?” “How about you sit in a room for 10 minutes with Liv’s roommate, coach?” This team could light the league on fire but it’ll settle for searing its own britches at completely unpredictable hours. Again, just like Liv.

4. The Birds Have Arrived (John)

Record: 2-1 | PF: 402.1 | PA: 391.4 | Streak: W1 | Last Week: 4

Plays Next: Poo Poo Point Diarrheas (Griffin)

Questionable Decision of the Week: Sending Snickers to hell. She was a good cat john.

The man with the worst opinions in the league dropped Antonio Brown for some reason even though he was clearly a kindred spirit in that regard. There’s no difference between what AB did and what John said about candy, except for the fact that I’d be more comfortable with jizz on my back than I would listening to more of his sweets-based takes. (Come to think of it, I’d just be more comfortable with jizz on my back.) As alluded to before, Melvin Gordon is returning to action, which means John can stop pretending that Miles Sanders will be any kind of valuable contributor, about 4 years and one hair-tearingly bad contract extension before the Eagles do the same. While you’re on the road with the VengaBus, Oakman, see if you can pick up a kicker who realizes that people with apostrophes in their names belong on the defensive line and who can actually put the ball through the fucking uprights.

3. Cartoon Colt Copulation (Gabe)

Record: 2-1 | PF: 422.5 | PA: 333 | Streak: W2 | Last Week: 2

Plays Next: James White is Right (Delicious)

Questionable Decision of the Week: Looking past all the signs that Lauren sabotages air travel just to spend extra time with me and trying to aim my blasts to curve around her IUD anyway

I would just like to immediately point out that my points for is second highest in the league and therefore I righteously deserve my place near the top of the rankings AND could even go for higher. I would also like to admit that I have by far the lowest points against. So even when I excel, I do it in arenas that are specifically set up for me to succeed, which feels appropriate for me as a white man. I’m swinging my dick on an unlevel playing field like Steve-O on a teeter-totter with a scorpion. Saquon’s injury is all I need to have the pinchers come rocketing towards my little glistening head and put the clamps on my high-falutin’ status. BUT FOR NOW FUCK YOU JACOBY BRISSETT IS GOD which is only right and fair in the name of equality

2. TEAM DUMPSTER BEARS (Lauren)

Record: 2-1 | PF: 426 | PA: 363 | Streak: W1 | Last Week: 6

Plays Next: Airstrip One Historical Reference Yawn (Derv)

Questionable Decision of the Week: Do I really have to spell it out? After she spent a whole weekend plus in my bed? Come on, guys. Going back to Buzz City and pretending low rent is a fair tradeoff for having about as much culture as spoiled yogurt

Team Clemson had a TAMU product to thank for their banana sandwich performance in matchday number three as Mike Evans put up FORTY FIVE FUCKING BIG ONES in, of course, a losing effort for his real-life Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Scoring points but losing everything of consequence is nothing new to Lauren after her latest tussles with Catan. But the soaring to improbable heights is taking on gorgeous new wrinkles as different folks step up week after week to put up the performances of their lives, only to be invariably out of gas week nine, leaving her roster a withered, gaping husk with bitter glances back towards what once was as she tries to wring some sort of enjoyment from the remnants. Welcome to childbirth, honey!

1. Poo Poo Point Diarrheas (Griffin)

Record: 3-0 | PF: 396.5 | PA: 342.7 | Streak: W3 | Last Week: 5

Plays Next: The Birds Have Arrived (John)

Questionable Decision of the Week: Getting tested for STDs. Next you’re gonna tell Sean not to drunk drive. Narc

Griffin has the 4th-lowest point total out of all of us, yet he is the sole occupant of first place as of press time. The last time I saw a fatty get this much undeserved shine, my ex-girlfriend made me watch an entire episode of This Is Us. You’re rocking Mitchy Trubes at quarterback, whose play style must be similar to your lovemaking technique: going long a lot, but never looking like you have any idea what you’re doing. I am so happy about your brief stay at the top of the mountain and I hope you can brag about it at show choir or whatever. Just remember that the #1 spot in these rankings is not like having abandonment issues. You don’t need to get used to it.

[xottzot]

2018-03(MAR)-Wedenesday-22nd---This hellhole area this late afternoon--AND--more about a related NEWS story like this hellhole area.

2018-03(MAR)-Wedenesday-22nd---This hellhole area this late afternoon--AND--more about a related NEWS story like this hellhole area.

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WA NEWS:---------- Teens hurl concrete slabs at residents and cars in Girrawheen attack

(Note: ---- this news website has a video of one of the victims in hospital - AND HAS PHOTOS OF THE CRIME SCENE OF SOME OF THE DAMAGES

https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/perth/teens-hurl-concrete-slabs-at-residents-and-cars-in-girrawheen-attack-ng-b88752969z

February 21, 2018 5:45PM

A GROUP of teenagers hurled bricks and lumps of concrete at cars parked outside a property in Girrawheen early yesterday after they were caught peering inside the vehicles.

Police say visitors at the house on Girrawheen Avenue noticed the group of about six teenagers looking through the windows of the cars about 1.30am.

When they investigated, the teenagers armed themselves with star pickets, bricks and pieces of a broken concrete paver and attacked the visitors and damaged five of the parked cars.

Three men aged between 20 and 60 were taken to Royal Perth Hospital with cuts and bruises on their heads and bodies after being struck by projectiles.

Speaking in hospital yesterday, Gashaw Beyene, 49, said his wife and two children who were inside the house had been left terrified by the attack.

Mr Beyene said he had run outside when he heard the commotion but was pelted with lumps of concrete.

“I don’t know where this has come from,” he said.

“I don’t know these people. I said to them, ‘Just get out’, and grabbed a stick.

“I was trying to save my family first, I didn’t care about me.”

Mr Beyene’s two friends, who were also injured, were released from hospital yesterday.

Neighbours said the rampage was frightening.

Barry Scrivens was woken as the teenagers were “smashing up” cars and launching bricks over the fence of the house.

“It was absolutely ferocious and chaotic,” he said.

“I have never seen anything like it.

“It’s the scariest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.”

Police are hunting for the group of teenagers responsible.

Crime Stoppers 1800 333 000 or www.crimestopperswa.com.au

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Meanwhile at THIS Koongamia hellhole area, a group of 6-7 criminal abo kids was on the streets from fatguts criminal abo household and being feral. Pulling up pieces of concrete for their front verge driveway area and hurling and smashing them onto the road of Kalara Way street over & over again....even feral abo toddlers.

Another abo youth had a white metal pole and was hurling it up into the air over and over again at the streets power lines, all over the area. As well as using it as a spear and hurling it at trees, and up into trees, and at fences which can also let the 'spear' through them.

All this was going on at dusk and the abo's were all over the roads and running rampant even a toddler criminal abo in diapers was roaming all over the roads, on foot, on a foot scooter, then a tricycle, as well as just running all about ON the road. Just as other abo criminal kids were too.

An older abo came out at one point from fatguts abo criminal household and they drifted off the road for a short time, only to return onto the roads within minutes. This time ranging about even further and towards the Koongamia shops region.

The ONLY thing that managed to eventually get them off the street was an adult abo woman coming back from the Koongamia shops area with a large wrapped wad of fish & chips that she took into fatguts abo criminal household along with bottles of ?....which resulted in them only temporarily off the streets.

This sort of shitty crap has been going on for MANY years now. And this was just a tiny 'minor' taste of what normally goes on about this hellhole area.

This sort of shit use to be 'confined' to Friday nights, and over weekends, but for a long time now it has spread out now and it can go on at any time of any day of any week in any weather at any time of the year.......

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I love you dear Fliss and want to be with you. Poor Sam & Max have been distraught but being good guard dogs. - Once again I have had barely any sleep. Never allowed to.

Even as I type this there's dogs barking outside ON the streets outside the abo's criminal households in the abo ghetto.

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Even as late as 10:10pm, there's STILL 8 abo youths ON in the MIDDLE of the street including 2 abo toddlers in diapers, throwing shit up into the air over and over again by the light of the feeble streetlights outside fatguts abo criminal household and jostling each other around madly.

I've said it countless items before over YEARS about this hellhole, this is what they consider is 'normal', out on the roads and roaming about.

No good contacting West Australian Police. Their hands are always tied and they always believe the shit (and orders) the criminal abo's speak without question. And so as not to cause any ruckus for themselves, the Police then go away leaving the abo's to go back to what they were doing and being utterly feral. This has been going on for so MANY MANY years now.

NOW at 10:29 there's an unlicensed small noisy motorbike tearing about the Koongamia School oval area and will shortly also be over all the streets and all about all other streets and areas. AGAIN this has been going on for YEARS......

And real estate values is LOW in this hellhole suburb...the lowest. - Guess why?

I love you dear Fliss and want to be with you away from this hellhole, a hellhole that resulted in your medical conditions being so terribly afflicting you too.

I love you dear Fliss and want to be with you.

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And guess what ALSO has occured from an attack by an abo upon an abo in Girrawheen resulting in MURDER.....

The place (and environment of crimnal abo's) in the below crime scene is just so much like this hellhole area too.......

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WA NEWS:------------- Perth teen avoids jail for stabbing abusive stepdad 25 times at Girrawheen home during violent disturbance

https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/wa/perth-teen-avoids-jail-for-stabbing-abusive-stepdad-25-times-at-girrawheen-home-during-violent-disturbance-ng-b88752714z

Elle Farcic -- PerthNow -- February 21, 2018 3:25PM

A TEENAGER who stabbed his abusive stepfather 25 times after watching him choke his little sister and disabled brother has avoided jail over the man’s death.

The teen, then aged 17, stabbed his stepdad with a Bear Grylls knife as the man “throttled” his seven-year-old sister in their Girrawheen home in September 2016.

The 36-year-old man later died in hospital.

The teen was initially charged with murder but prosecutors later accepted his plea to the lesser charge of manslaughter on the basis of excessive self-defence.

Supreme Court Justice Joseph McGrath today sentenced the teen to three years behind bars but suspended the term for two years.

He said it was excessive to stab the victim 25 times but found the crime occurred in “extraordinary circumstances”.

Justice McGrath said the boy had been subjected to persistent violence at the hands of his stepfather for many years, and acknowledged the sentence may be seen as an “exceptional outcome” for a manslaughter conviction.

“There is every reason to have full confidence you will continue your life as a sound and productive member of the community,” Justice McGrath told the teen.

The stepfather, who drank up to nine full-strength beers on the night of his death, choked his disabled stepson before wrapping his arms around his daughter’s throat.

The girl’s mother hit the man over the head and tried to get him to let go as her daughter’s face turned red.

During the stabbing, the stepfather grabbed his stepson around the throat.

The teen stabbed the victim until he dropped to his knees and collapsed, then he said “oh my God, what have I done? I am so sorry”.

The court was told the stepfather drank to excess and often targeted his partner and disabled son.

A psychologist who assessed the teen found his crime appeared to have been an “extreme retaliation” to years of psychological and physical harm.

The psychologist said it appeared to be an isolated incident.

Prosecutor Bernard Standish earlier said the teen’s response was completely disproportionate to what he had witnessed.

But defence lawyer Karen Farley said the teen just wanted to stop the attack on his sister and was genuinely sorry for what he had done.

Outside court, Ms Farley said the teen was “a very relieved young man”.

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Anybody want to move to Western Australia where places are called things like, " Dwaarlindjinaap " and which nobody can pronounce, read, write, spell, of which are Aboriginal named as some fawnng 'respect' aspect?

It's bad enough too in THIS hellhole suburb......

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WA NEWS:------------ Family claim paramedics took 90 minutes to arrive

https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/regional/family-claim-paramedics-took-90-minutes-to-arrive-ng-b88752964z

THE drowning of a Mandurah nurse has sparked calls for emergency locator signs in national parks.

Kim Johnston's family claim it took 90 minutes for emergency crews to reach them inside Lane Poole Reserve in Dwellingup.

Paramedics dispute that claim and the coroner will hold an inquest into the death.

St John Ambulance says it was alerted at 2:06pm and a crew went to Nanga Bush camp, which was the wrong location.

They reached Ms Johnston at 2.40pm.

Seven News tonight reported it understands the paramedics who attended noted there was miscommunication.

The family believes that happened as a result of the swimming hole's name - Dwaarlindjinaap.

"No one could read the name or say the name," Ms O'Shea said.

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I love you dear Fliss and want to be with YOU.

[takeatrip-rp]

TODAY’S REVEAL IS:

MEET THE STAFF!

SAMMIE

my name is sammie and i'm 25 years old and have been active in the rp world for over a dozen years now! i'm the head admin on the site and look forward to great plots and helping lovely members! i'm getting married this year and will likely be writing my maiden name on everything for the next six months. i love food, netflix, bath and body works, and cats. my favorite plots include opposite friends, slow burn romance, and anything with laughter and feels! <3

addison williams 25 year old wedding planner who stars on a wedding planning reality show based in los angeles called "the knot". sidenote - she doesn't believe in love. she is realistic, initiating, mature, independent but impatient, controlling, pessimistic, harsh. played by amber heard.

HEATHER

my name is heather and i'm one of the admins here on take a trip! some things you should know about me is that i get very excited, and i use a lot of exclamation points, yay!!! i also enjoy watching disney channel (bex mack from andi mack is the love of my life), role-playing, watching netflix, reading, and playing video games. oh, and selena gomez is my wife. <3 i look forward to rping with you all <333

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TIGER

my name is tiger and i'm in charge of advertising here! i've been obsessed with friends for as long as i can remember and my dream is to work for international law enforcement so i love cop shows like brooklyn 99 and criminal minds. i love to unnecessarily torture my characters because i'm a sucker for drama and angst so throw these plots at me and i'll love you forever. i'm from across the pond in england so my hours might seem weird but i'm always up for plotting or just having a chat at whatever hour of the day. i can't wait to meet you all!!!! <3

julian meyers 33 year old artist and musician originally from vermont. as a single father he’s come to sunset bay for a fresh start for him and his son. he’s charismatic but eccentric and enigmatic. played by ryan gosling.

MAX

the names max, or maxxy, I'm twenty five years old and currently am living in the eastern time zone (more specifically new england). i like to play with graphics and fiddle with codes. im a fan girl that is utterly obsessed with books, tv shows, nature, food and i definitely drink too much. im a pretty laid back kind of person, that has the tendency to get loud when i get excited. i love to talk, so always feel free to hit me up on discord or PM me, i swear i don't bite.

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CHARLIE

sup! i'm charlie. i sometimes code things and make graphics but tbh i have no idea what i'm doing 99% of the time. also i'm strangely obsessed with stupid white boy rappers, don't know what that's about. i'm from the netherlands so my timezone is GMT+1! tbh i'm useless but i love characters and plotting so hmu and add me on disord!!!

brady lowe 26 year old norwegian currently residing in sunset bay as a tourist. he’s spent most of his life on the road with his crazy over the top circus family but decided to stick around here during the few free months he has right now. a social guy who loves life and having a laugh, likes to surround himself with friends and new people but can be arrogant and cocky at times. played by bill skarsgård. 

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