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absjakdk this was such a noble persuit,,,, i was a dumbass and read the first 5000 pages in a few days, then didnt read at all for like two weeks, then read the other 3000 in a couple days ABKDNSKSKD my sleep schedule was fucked

that’s really how it be sometimes 😔 yeah for me it was like, i played hiveswap at the end of march, which made me read through fucking over 3000 pages in what seemed like a DAY. then i dropped it for 3 months then read through everything else, also in like a few days. i was DESPERATELY sleep deprived for that entire week, oof. anyways hell yeah, us binge reading hs and fucking up sleeping 🤝

#finished reading it and was just like #what the actual Fuck did i just read #so i simply just #reread it (: #(hence this blog was born) #pxmpkin-patch

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Farewell dear pal...

Il follow your fanventure and your blog

*blows kiss* <3

#(:

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my friends... today’s the day. today, homestuck ENDS.

oh yeah. that’ll show lord english. really tell him who’s the boss around here. mmhm good job.

finally... she can be Soft again. (:

THE REUNION AGHH

they’re so HAPPY LOOK AT THEM,

*hangs my arm over your shoulder and leans in real close, but like in a bro way

SOMEONE PLEASE GET HIM HIS PANTS ALREADY

oh god,,

oh my god,,,, that’s the best Dad Hug i’ve ever fucking seen,,,,

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT PEOPLE HOLDING HANDS

INTENSE PM

look it’s a long video and making a separate post last time took way too long, so just know the entire time, i’m just sitting there, grinning like an idiot

oh but this... this punched me right in the fucking heart. every time.

1. the fucking,, windchimes playing, looking out at the sky, seeing the title above the clouds, and walking through john’s new home... punched yet again

2. i heard that the site updated a bunch of stuff recently, fixing old errors and other stuff, but since then it’s not let me play any flashes?? like, at all. usually it gives me the youtube video/gif and has an option above to switch to the flash version, but now that option is just gone entirely?? also going back to other interactive pages, meenah’s walkaround area is fine, but not jane’s planet?? hello???

yes. i’m including the credits video. it’s very cute and makes me happy (:

and so... that’s it. that’s homestuck. a tale about a boy and his friends and a game they played together. about 8,000 pages.

it’s... it’s been fun. i’ve gotta say, i’ve just generally had a lot of fun since i got into homestuck earlier this year. lol, the first hs content i consumed was playing hiveswap, of all things. played through it, loved the characters, the setting, the whole vibe of it all, and decided, yknow what, why don’t i give that old cringey webcomic a try? and i think, maybe, that was a good idea. since then i’ve made some new friends, had a blast talking through stuff like classpects and parts of the game, and even now, i just started a MSPFA!! i actually started posting a story about some ocs of mine!!! who would’ve thought that’s what i’d be doing at the start of the year?

anyways, what i’m trying to say is, it’s been really nice having something to think about, taking up all the space in my brain all day, during a time like this. i’ve enjoyed being able to think of these characters, their world, their stories, instead of my own, for a little while. and uh, from what i’ve heard from some long-time fans, something about this series just has its way of really sticking in your head for a while, lmao.

#homestuck #hs reread 2020 #day 82 #and now... #well i guess this blog has served it's purpose huh #i sure did reread through it. i did the thing the blog was made for. #so uhh. #farewell #(:

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it’s... day 81. eighty-one. hmm.

aw ):

OH FUCKING. HEY! didn’t expect to see you uh, all the way out here??

first of all: how the fuck did you just, fly all the way out here, second of all: do you like, need some help??

*glares at epilogues/hs^2

🥺🥺 <3

first a SMOOCH

then a STAB

*fucking EXPLODES with hearts and heart eye emojis,,

haha happy reunion times!!! friendship!!! hugs all around!!!

W H A T

DORKS DORKS DORKS DORKS DORKS

he is Here

and he’s PISSED

hold on look at karkat’s face, fuck he’s CUTE,-

...holy shit.

puppy is ANGERY

hoLY SHIT, fucking LOOK AT THIS. who would’ve expected art like this coming a comic that started out, well, how it did.

my adorable boy i fuckin,, love u,,,

OH AND THE SQUAD IS STANCED UP

oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my GOD- okay seeing as this a whole 18 minute video, i’m just gonna be like, liveblogging my reactions? alright here we go:

*edit: lol there was no fucking way i’d fit everything onto the end of this post. so, there’s a lil bonus for ya (:

roxy you badass, i love you,,,,,,,,,,

dad must have been crazy confused about everything, but he still just fucking, punched through a wall and started beating people’s asses. king.

OH NO YOU KNOW I’M WEAK FOR PEOPLE HOLDING HANDS-

...and, somehow, even jack himself gets a semi-happy ending. good for him, i guess?

#homestuck #hs reread 2020 #day 81 #cant believe i made this post for fucking 2 hours straight #now i'm burnt out and im ready for sleep (: #and so tomorrow... everything ends. #i just imagined doing one of these for like. the epilogues/hs^2 #but immediately shot that down #it'd be 100% me just angry and screaming about certain characters #next time... #next time: 8100-8129

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SPECIAL EPISODE: COLLIDE EDITION

[original post was way too fucking long so, special lil two parter for ya (:]

ARE WE FUCKING READY?? NO OF COURSE NOT

hey have i ever mentioned that the music is really beautiful??? because it’s really fucking beautiful oh fuck i’m emotional already- 

WHY THIS ANGLE I’M--

get out of here you nasty man

god this music is WILD; i think the track’s called, oppa toby style?? good music, AMAZING name

they’re so fucking CUTE i’m DYING,,

ah yes i’m sure that’ll take him out, 1v1 no problem- and yep he’s awake again.

roxy’s attacks being basically just cubes and pumpkins FLOORS ME

G H O S T  C O O K I E S

he is FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i kinda have less to say about all this than i thought, im kinda just sitting here with this stupid grin on my face (:

OH HEY IM GUSHING ABOUT THE MUSIC AGAIN, I RECOGNIZE THAT LITTLE TUNE AND AM NOW FEELING EMOTIONS. THANKS.

THE FIREFLIES RETURN-

BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY-

oh god even in sprite form he’s a BEAST

they S I T

oh right how could i forget about the UNDERTALE CAMEO, toby fox you legend

oh no oh god oh fuck, heir of grief is starting to play, i’m about to get Emotional

HE SCREAMMMMMMMM

THE GUITARRRR, the buMBADABUM bUMBADABUM bUMBADABUM, you know that one

good to know he’s still in the fridge, being literally tossed around everywhere

VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

so i’m still loving this art, reminder to self: look up the guest artists for all of this

dogs dont PUNCH dogs, dogs PET dogs. pm please,

i know this is a bad situation, but if we all just stay calm and keep our heads--

--WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY

i LOVE dave’s poses here. he Hold,,

SUCK IT, JACK NOIR. get F U C K E D

SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

like at least TWO jack noirs are DEAD, FISH BITCH got STABBED, and MOSTLY EVERYONE IS ALIVE (dirk, lookin at u). i see this as a total WIN

*ahem. and now, back to your regularly scheduled postings (:

#not tagging this one bc its just an add-on to the other

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day 80 👀

hehe shiny

O: !

i love this panel, it’s been my phone home screen for months now

DORKS

t h e m

hmm,,,

one of these hobbies is not like the others-

you guys are lucky i’m half dead asleep or i’d be screaming rn

the MEOWRAILS

oh god no not this again-

thanks, i hate it.

o r b rose

(:

god FUCKING damnit this really good chat log is messed up by pics just not LOADING. AGH

john “no im totally not in a kismesis with terezi, humans dont feel that way. absolutely not.” egbert

<3

):

):):):

no, fuck, wait, stop this, i’m sleep deprived and this might actually make me cry, hold on,,

oh nevermind we’re back to my boy, i can be happy again

“oh fuck”

[S] John: Mental breakdown.

god i just fucking, love when they’re drawn in this style. round, squishy, but clean, nice faces. makes me go (:

look at their STANCES. ready to FRY A BITCH

AND NO ONE’S THOUGHT TO GET HIM OUT OF PRISON YET???

hehe he smol (:<

SPEECH SPEECH SP-

<3<3<3 🥺🥺

#homestuck #hs reread 2020 #day 80 #and THATS why the rooftop scene is my favorite #literally that one fucking line #dave. dAVE. i LOVE YOU. #so what. 2 more days? #originally i wanted to do 8000 to the end but #there's no way i'd fit that in one post #i never did make up for that lost day huh. oopsies #next time: 8001-8100

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i’ll be real with you guys, i seriously did not expect we’d make it all the way to day 79. this is, crazy.

ah right, so we’re diving right back into the angst.

oh god with this color, this is gonna be hell to read through

...gosh, i never expected that nanna would ever have like, character depth before. she’s just like, silly harlequin grandma ghost.

WAIT HOW THE FUCK-

no wait tavvy is cute, do that again-

,,interesting,,,

many thoughts but head still empty

jasprose did you just make tavros swallow a fucking pillow button-

WHY THE FUCK DO JUST HAVE HER HEAD

W H O

suddenly, GCAT

OH NO NOW HE’S JUST ALLERGIC TO HIMSELF,, how does that even WORK,

i never knew what the fuck those things in the sky were, but whatever they are, they’re, really cool

yeah haha, i cant wait to see what the juju actually does to defeat him haha ha :eyes:

LOOKS LIKE TAVVY FINALLY MADE SOME FRIENDS

words, and smiles, and friendship (:

get fucking DUNKED ON vriska

meenah just wants to punch a bitch, and i respect her for that

...ok but, dude, why are you just, bowing like that,,

this is, such a good panel,

so mean to him ):

SO MEAN TO HIM

so that explains that time john high-fived his kernelsprite and didnt get prototyped, huh

how the FUCK-

DAVEPETA has ARRIVED, MEOWTHERFUCKERS!!!

oh whatever gave it away

concern™️

gosh why are the cracks just, so pretty

(:(:(:

nerds, both of them.

uh, jake, my boy, what are you even doing back there,

oh god it’s been a hot minute since we last saw this art style. also jake is WILDIN out over there

you,,

#homestuck #hs reread 2020 #day 79 #didnt reach the image limit this time fuck yeah #why is everyone so mean to the pages all the time ):< #let the boys have their fun ):<< #god we're going to page 8000 next time... wild #next time: 7901-8000

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day 78. fucking. 78. woah.

*wiggles fingers in a magic-y way to SUMMON O R B

SHE PINCH HER LITTLE CHEEKS

just compare the detail and lighting of the statue to the air balloons in the back. the dichotomy of the homestuck art style

SHOW THEM HUGGING, YOU COWARD.

oh my god we’re here we’re here we’re HERE

all you need in life is: SWORDS, 

jbasgljkdgbafgvj

oh god, he’s gonna get into it,,

5 pages later:

... ouch

...

*glares at ult!dirk

,

the virgin bro strider vs the chad post-scratch dave

🥺🥺🥺

this has been my desktop background for a few months now, sometimes i just kinda, sit and look at it.

that’s the most offended i’ve ever seen dave. like, his entire CHARACTER is basically “being the cool guy” and someone comes along and says, that he’s not???

AAHVGJKSHVAGLBKJDHBSVLJSOVHJAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM PRESENTLY. FEELING EMOTIONS. WHAT DO I DO WITH THESE NOW.

...i’ve calmed down a bit, so now we can get back to the, actual comic. orb time!!

o r b . . .

stop being so mean to (vriska) ):<

oh no, meenah,,

):):):

#homestuck #hs reread 2020 #day 78 #trying to put tags but tumblr isnt letting me ):< #next time: 7801-7900

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day 77? i’m reading homestuck at 7am when i haven’t slept yet? is this just how my life is now?

the reason why you gotta take a bitch swimming on the first date-

they’re literally the evil kermit pic

oof, dont you just hate being vaporized by the mother of all monsters? #relatable

...ouch,

oh but suddenly, a friend arrives !!!

and with a very special present !!!!!!!

i LOVE them holding HANDS

kanaya, no, it’s not the time right now for vampire shenanigans

me: *furiously writes down notes on their analysis of their own aspects to use on my ocs later*

it’s rare to see karkat so open like this, but. man. i love him.

oh yeah i’ll protect you sure *immediately knocks him the fuck out*

but then she gives him headpats so everything’s forgiven (:

rose is S U F F E R I N G

so wait jasprosesprite is actually... the first Ultimate self?? fascinating

sorry WHAT

and suddenly, they have legs?? yeah, sure, why not

aw jasprose loves her (:(:

i’ve mentioned it on another account, and maybe this one before, but when either of them are drawn as just a plain white silhouette with the big ol glasses, it always makes me lose my shit. i love them so MUCH/

jake is just, unimpressed

and there she goes, into the void... 100% going to go bring back nepeta.

ok so i know i’ve mentioned something being my “favorite part in the whole comic” like a million times by now but, these two talking, here on this rooftop, is legitimately my favorite. i’ve reread their convos so many times by now, it just. agh i loVE THEM

even if, they uhh, arent really “saying” much yet

you nerd just talk to him already, it’s so AWKWARD HERE,,,

look at roxy showing off her best friend (:

now these two get it

wow you just, instantly jinxed yourself. good job, (vriska).

oh what i wouldnt give for another wacky johnsprite 

by god she does say a Lot of Things

(:

he’s, uh... he’s going through some stuff. yknow how it is

#homestuck #hs reread 2020 #day 77 #god damn it i wrote so much shit in the tags #then tumblr deleted them when i saved the draft?? #tldr: blah blah almost over blah blah dave dirk i love them blah blah next time (: #lets hope it can at least save fucking that #next time: 7701-7800

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day 76... man. 76. thats like, a lot. huh.

[shit fuck i hit the image limit again. why do i do this, there isnt even that much for me to like, talk about.]

so basically this is all just Prime Dave Content™️

UHHHH WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. ROSESPRITE>??????

yeah MOOD

real smooth, karkat. you absolutely destroyed her. totally

:D

wow ok you just, yeah. i mean he’s right

holy shit man you have a problem

its fucking what, 6am, and this shit is actually making me laugh out loud, STOP

they sit (:

god i finally got through all that, now its time for like, actual things to start happening again

amazing, insulting dave AND yourself at the same time. impressive

remember when jack was the major antagonist? now there’s like, at least 3 of them, and pretty much none of them are even worth talking about. they’ll just kinda, be there

KJBGSKAJBGAKLJBJBAKBLJKHL

you,,,,,

YOU’RE FUCKING, TOO SWEET, WHAT THE FUCK,,,,

his name is fucking FOUR letters long, how are you having THIS much trouble with it

the wallet and the 8-ball... together they can hold an entire fucking PLANET. what the FUCK

soon it’s time for things to Happen

what the actual Fuck is up with that gun

OH SUDDEN STRIDER REUNION. there’s just, a lot of, issues between these two that i cant wait to get to

oops there they go

OH FUCK YES A LIGHT SLIDE

*pop*

):

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MEOW MEOW MOTHERFUCKERS

they were right, she looks so... lonely. ):

#homestuck #hs reread 2020 #day 76 #its kinda late to realize that haha maybe i should have put all my posts under a read more #woulda been nice to think of that on day like. 7. instead of 76 #haha oops (: #im like oh man there's just so much for me to talk about i gotta make this post literally as long as physically possible #meanwhile the comments i add are just like *pops* #which btw i mispelled as *poos* like 10 fucking times #random and off topic i know but. its funny to me alright #and so!! it is nearing 7am!!! i shal sleep now!!!!! #[ah FUCK my keyboard just died too alright i'm OUT] #next time: 7601-7700

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it’s day 75 and holy shit it just dawned on me how close to end we are,,,

under a read more bc this post got so long tumblr literally wouldnt let me edit it anymore and i dont wanna murder someone’s dashboard

oh god why did this send chills down my spine, it’s just fucking VRISKA showing up again

me to my friends: did you know homestuck has a lot of music along with it? there’s some really beautiful stuff, real tear-jerking pieces, love it- and, uh, it can be, i guess, creative sometimes, -

VINE??????

“what’s homestuck? is it like a book or comic or a game-” “haha it sure is something (:”

jake got mad that caliborn was beating up dirk and LITERALLY FUCKING HOPE-SPLODES

UH HUH

oh no the souls get SUCKED

i am livid that lil cal is legitimately the most important character in the entire fucking series. lil cal is responsible for literally every single bad and evil thing to happen in this comic. FUCKING. LIL CAL. THE PUPPET. THIS MUSIC IS NOT HELPING ME CALM DOWN

OH nevermind, we got the vriskagram. this makes me go (: [fun fact: this is bookmarked in my hs folder as <3<3]

THE GANG’S ALL HERE, almost-

tavros, you cant just,, break the panel layout like that,,, cmon man

(;

GUYS,,,,

ah there’s the karkat we all know and love

AND SO THEY FINALLY ARRIVE-

(oh god of fuck he’s here he’s really here, uhh shit what do i say uhhhhh) “sup (:”

ma’am, why are your lips,, like that,,,

:D

hug (:(:(:(:(:(:

terezi, you,,,,,

:D :D :D :D :D

jake, my boy, i fuckign love u,,,,,

BEST BROS REUNION

B U N P

i also have this bookmarked as “chats (:”, and i’ve just kinda gone through this a few times when i want a lil smile (:

the first thing you say to the guy after all this time is “i had a crush on you but now i dont, totally, absolutely the truth. we’re chill and we’re bros. cool.”

......,,,,

s u f f e r i n g

of course that’s what gets your fucking attention

PLEASE stop having fun writing and character interactions, this post is already so long i LITERALLY CANT EVEN EDIT IT ANYMORE-

[seriously i think i hit the image limit,  to add something to this post i gotta go back and delete something else. ):]

(:

kanaya pls i’ll hire you

you cant just drop that in the middle of conversation and just IGNORE IT-

jake, my boy,

okay tumblr literally isnt letting me edit the post anymore, so even thought i had MORE TO SAY, that’s it, oops

#homestuck #hs reread 2020 #day 75 #listen. listen. #i'm weak for just plain n simple character interactions. #just friends sittin and chatting #so this?? all this??? this is my SHIT #i talked to someone who skipped over this entire part because ugh too much words #i was disgusted #i'd do anything to just have more shit like this #and i uhh. guess i got a lil too excited lmao #it's still just 100 pages how could i get this much from it- #lets hope this actually posts how i want it to (:(: #(hey remember when i said if a post gets too long i'd split it up? lol me neither) #next time: 7501-7600

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day 74, it’s password time my friends

...oh no, this isn’t a scene i wanna see again. ):

sadly, somehow, yes

REAL SUBTLE, EGBERT. SHE’LL NEVER KNOW.

*spiderman pointing meme*

oh you know what to do (:

O:< !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

john has been FLATTENED

oh my god they’re FROLICKING

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

making a trollsona of a recently dead friend... fuck it why not, there’ve been worse funerals

...oh boy

P U N C H

her being punched takes 14 ages. that’s satisfying

the number one question plaguing the minds of all homestuck fans: why is john such a DORK

ANGRY C O N F U S I O N

why does he sound so smug about it lmao

punch then pat (:

yeah mood

he finally fulfilled his promise with the ring (:

(:(:(:(:(:

#homestuck #hs reread 2020 #day 74 #them holding hands makes me (:(:(: #today was just #loads of fun (: #wrongs being righted #mistakes being fixed #nice things happening #i know i literally dont stop using it but #(: #next time: 7401-7500

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day 73. im on a fuckin roll babey

THEY H U G

:D:D

how do you... how do you think in a typing quirk. like actually??

R3UN1ON !!!!!

H U G the crab

H U G the dave

g r e e t the rose. (:

look at them, watching endless ghost realities being destroyed forever. at least it was a nice date (with aradia just chilling in the back??)

(:(:(:(:(:

“and also she died.” bruh.

terezi’s orders to save the timeline includes... stealing a stuffed animal... from her past self?,, yeah alright why not

,,, ow,,,,,

JANE’S HORNS-, perfect trollsona design. 10/10.

also have i ever mentioned how nice jane’s short hair looks? i think its an underappreciated look

...and so that timeline had to live with the death of another dear best friend, so that their alt version could make that perfect universe. ):

WAIT I WAS ALL SAD AND THEN, ROXY DID YOU PUT YOUR DEAD MOM IN A FUCKING GLASS BOTTLE,,??

no fuck wait now im sad again ):

):...... (:

BLEGH

i for one would gladly welcome a sudden stuffed animal appearance right about now

[heh heh, john the ultimate prankster (:<]

#homestuck #hs reread 2020 #day 73 #its password hoppin time babey #god i literally have the worst fucking memory like #ok the password is FR4M3D alright got it next page- already fucking forgot it. #had to go back like 3 times each because fucking ADHD brain cant handle that apparently #also #got a fucking punch to the chest reading just the #you don't need him. #terezi ):):): #next time: 7301-7400

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day fuckin uhh... 72. right? probably.

sup.

what a pretty planet

bro have you guys seen the fucking full homestuck family tree? literally most cursed thing i’ve seen

yo man FUCK his animes

...oh, right. this is where, ...

yeah lemme just grab uhh this anime sword that killed an alt-version of my lifelong best friend. lol yoink

and there he goes, off to fuck up fix the timeline once and for all (:

WRONG TIME WRONG TIME WRONG TIME-

nom-

i love how that’s his mental image of dave. ironic selfies live forever

john no you cant just go mess up the timeline by interrupting yourself messing up the timeline-

literally what the fuck even is the progression of time within this comic.

THE FUCKING PASSWORDS ARE FINALLY PAYING OFF

:o

yeah SAME

the two thieves out on a carnival date,,

john (john)

terezi i know you’re like, bleeding out and dying or whatever, but at least listen to him rant about his nerd theory stuff

nice! john has obtained a... bloody scarf. hooray!(?)

wait, what’re you-

,,,

dude she just DIED

MORE FRIENDS HAVE ARRIVED!! :D:D

#hoemstuck #hs reread 2020 #day 72 #my first time going through the passwords was a fucking Experience #as im sure it was intended to be #i'm excited to go through it again (: #the passwords have been around since like fucking. page 2038 #i spent literally 2/3rds of the comic wondering what the FUCK the ?????? were #and then... #this #next time: 7201-7300

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well its not technically day 71 but... day 71. bite me.

john. look at her. can’t you tell she’s 100% perfectly fine n dandy?

HEADBUTT THE EGBERT

FIX THIS SHIT, NOW

oh the trollsonas... did jade just give herself bigger, longer versions of her own ears

also i’m digging this short hair jade

perhaps it’s more than just “looks”

oh of course terezi had to loot the DEAD CORPSE of a dear friend to take her sparkly red shoes. makes sense

oh if only you could have seen game over

):

terezi: people are DEAD stop being STRAIGHT

:tereziThink:

oh john you nerd

mind powers ACTIVATE

-and, uh. deactivate, i guess

:egbertSad:

oh this style is so cute n soft, i love it

):):):

oh no no no jade dont you fucking dare start that

WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR INTERMISSIONS AROUND HERE JADE, even if the consort friends are very cute and good ):<

the planet...

oh, calliope,,,

O: !!! and THATS where every little drop of oil throughout the ENTIRE comic is from, thats why i was surprised and brought it up a few times, because it all happened right here, on page 7090.

this shit... hits different. also its just,  [S] John: Play haunting piano organ refrain.

and so, they walk, through the now cleansed planet.

#homestuck #hs reread 2020 #day 71 #(technically not but shut up) #the origin of the oil is finally revealed #this time i actually did notice it when reading through the first time #didnt notice the fucking detached arms in full fucking view but #i did notice the lil smears of oil that looked juuuust out of place #i was so confused the first time i got an image link for a page and saw _retcon in the name #but then #i got here #and i fucking Got It #like holy shit they just went through the entire fucking comic and added lil fucking... oil blots?? on like a million pages??? #wild #(can i hire someone to slap me to remind me to not make these posts at 4am every day) #(also i'll get around to doing that extra post to catch up... Eventually) #next time: 7101-7200

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DAY 70. NO I DID NOT MISS A DAY YOU’RE HALLUCINATING THAT, anyways, back to the bullshit

and what a way to start off with, returning with GAME OVER.

so recap of literally just this vid alone: karkat got cane-shanked by gamzee and is dropped into the FUCKING LAVA, jake got psychic-katana stabbed trying to protect evil!jane who also just got stabbed and killed anyways, kanaya CHAINSAWED GAMZEE RIGHT THE FUCK IN HALF, kanaya gets disintegrated via alien fish bitch hitler’s eye lazers, dave is double-dog-stabbed trying to protect jade’s already dead corpse, oh yeah did i mention that aranea and the condesce are throwing literal PLANETS AT EACH OTHER, then terezi is self-cane shanked from aranea’s bullshit manipulation bullshit, and rose definitely gets a trident through the chest but is voided out with roxy’s cool new powers. and that’s all in, what, 4 1/2 minutes?

and then she fulfills her promise of stealing that damned gold ring

this whole thing is so fucking raw, i like cant handle it

(:

and now he has to catch up on everything that happened while he was beating the shit out of caliborn... oh john...

haha, yknow, kinda a lot

wow guess who’s throwing a grumpy lil tantrum right now

...i’d call it something a bit different, but yknow, whatever floats your boat

john just flying through the wreck and carnage of everything, just, always hurts me. god.

...

finally, there’s a familiar face out there

.

you cant just sucker-punch me in the chest then fade away into the glitch like that, dirk. come back. please,

well, at least there’s someone else around here, right?

at least one other living person out here

,

no,

...john, no, please,

yeah you can fucking say that again

roxy...

dont give up hope yet, because we still got at least one not-evil troll still standing (well, crashing)

#homestuck #hs reread 2020 #day 70 #...ow #im really not exaggerating this whole part just... hurts #literally got tears in my eyes as roxy called out to rose one last time #i fucking #i gotta take a second #edit: i know i said i was gonna double post to catch up but i just cant tonight. tomorrow i promise #next time: 7001-7100

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😔😔😔

#guess there'll be two posts tonight but #69 whole days of not messing up... of course it'd end on that number #😔 #ijustneedahugpls