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hydroelectricjaya · 16 days
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The longest distance between two points is a shortcut.
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hydroelectricjaya · 18 days
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One-Way Ticket
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Bonzle should have said “Jay Walker? That name is a violation.”
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hydroelectricjaya · 18 days
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ARREST ME BUT MAKE IT SEXY
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hydroelectricjaya · 18 days
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Jay’s character arc is really gonna be escape from the W-2 huh.
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hydroelectricjaya · 19 days
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Everyone else: *tormented by visions of their greatest fears*
Nya: he would not fucking say that
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hydroelectricjaya · 19 days
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sorry the way Nya got out of the test of Fears was so funny to me. She took one look at Amnesiac Jay and went "???? Forget about me???? Um he's literally obsessed with me clearly this isn't real" AND SHE WAS RIGHT
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hydroelectricjaya · 19 days
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Jay. Jay. You are tied to the chair.
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hydroelectricjaya · 19 days
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Everyone says Wu is the yellow glowy sprite thingy. But I say Wu said “F this” post merge and is now retired and running his tea house. Welcome to Wu’s Tea House:
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hydroelectricjaya · 19 days
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I have finished finally finished the first 10 episodes of Ninjago Dragons Rising season 2. Wow. I’ve never been into Ninjago for the lore, only for the jaya, but now the lore is calling to me.
My thoughts on DR Season 2:
Nya being the only one to snap out of the weird energy draining plant of despair because the thought of Jay forgetting her is inconceivable. 💀💀💀
And then we find out that it was the “Test of Fears”. Does this mean Nya secretly fears Jay forgetting her and falling out of love with her?
We are not ready for the upcoming jaya angst.
The concept of the source dragons is awesome. I like that they have unique titles such as life motion, strength, energy, and we have yet to find out the names of the other three.Some people are theorizing that the core dragon of strength is Raz’s master, but I think that’s too on the nose and doesn’t quite fit with all the information we’ve learned so far. 
The next gen of ninja are really starting to grow on me. I wasn’t that excited about them during season one, however, season two has allowed their personalities to shine, and I’m excited about all of their character arcs. 
Bonzel is a spell. Interesting. Season two is diving into both high-tech and theoretical physics/science, but also the occult. I love the “her?” joke about Jordana (Arrested Development reference ICU) but also, she is gifted in both tech and magic. Laugh all you want about everyone forgetting her name but she is very powerful. 
But back to Bonzel, who turned out to be the MVP of these first 10 episodes of season two, the fact that she was a spell that became sentient is giving me sci-fi A.I. vibes. Kai might have been sacrificed for a forbidden five member, but Bonzel is the one who closed the portal and is now with Kai, therefore the variables have changed. We don’t have to wait for another blood moon for the portal to be opened. Plus Jordana got possessed by either a fragment of the portal or one of the forbidden five.
Here’s my prediction for the next 10 episodes: the most entertaining outcome is the most likely. How does Bonzel and Kai escape the nether purgatory? Obviously they’re not gonna wait for another millennia or two for the next blood moon. Somehow the portal will be opened again so they can extract Kai and Bonzel. And who else has all powerful portal technology? The Administration. Bonzel is now an accessory to the capture of Zane. The funniest way to extract Bonzel from this purgatory is for the Administration to apprehend her. 🤷‍♀️
Speaking of the Administration, who is excited for more than 33 seconds of Jay on screen? We found out some juicy details. He knows his name is Jay Walker. He knows he can control lightning and we know now that he hates his job and is just there for the paycheck (I can relate). 
This makes Jay joining Raz’s team, if it is even him, more interesting. Maybe he leaves the Administration because Raz offers him a better job or maybe he gets an invite to the tournament of source dragons and is a neutral party. I’m excited to see the second half of season two because it’s not as predictable as we once thought it was. 
But if Jay does end up joining Raz’s team, I’m excited for the jaya angst. If you’re never fantasized about hatefucking a sexy member of the supervillain group that hates you, have you even lived?
Tell me your thoughts and theories on next the ten episodes of season 2.
Unrelated: On April 8th CERN is turning back on the large hadron collider, same day as the total solar eclipse.
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hydroelectricjaya · 19 days
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Biblically Accurate Agent Jay Walker weapon
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hydroelectricjaya · 1 month
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My logging in after being gone for a few weeks and tying to avoid spoilers:
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Jay fans, is this what winning feels like?
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hydroelectricjaya · 2 months
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explodes them with my mind ... also i literally need to finalize my nya design like Wtf.
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hydroelectricjaya · 2 months
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“Lightning is exhilarating ... but terrifying. You feel so powerful holding that much energy in your body, but you know if you make the wrong move, it's over.”
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Soo I know we never got a canon answer as to where Lloyd, Kai and Jay feel their powers. BUT I like to think that lightning elemental masters rely a lot on breathing to control their element, especially because of how it relates to moving quickly and agilely, and the amount of energy they should naturally have with such an element. And with the fact that the heart produces electrical impulses it would make sense if Jay feels his powers in his chest, like a storm brewing from his heart to his lungs, which goes hand in hand with the fact that it is such a lethal and difficult to control element that, without proper concentration, it can be dangerous for the elemental master itself.
Anyway, I love Lightning bending can you tell
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hydroelectricjaya · 2 months
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