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[ilovemygaydad]

someone send me vamp!patton intruality prompts i’m >:(

#m speaks #i'm in a mood okay i just want vampire patton

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Prompts for:

A is the local mildly intimidating loner that nobody particularly likes but whose family has lived in the area for centuries and character B is a ray of sunshine and seemingly the embodiment of innocence and goodness that everyone immediately adores even though they just moved in… which is why A grows increasingly desperate to prove that B has been trying to assassinate them.

Dialogue Prompts

1) “You may have everyone in this town fooled but you don’t have me fooled.” “Of course I don’t, you’re smarter than the rest.”

2) “They’re fucking crazy, they’re trying to kill me! Tell them.” “I would never try and hurt you. I’m a pacifist, it’s against everything I believe in.” 

3) “You got what you wanted, right? I’m in this hospital. No one believes me, they all think I’m crazy. I’m not crazy.” “I know you aren’t. You’re just confused. I only wanna be your friend.” “Cut the shit, I fucking heard you on the phone with them. You’re trying to kill me.” “Okay, so maybe I’m trying to kill you.”

4) “I’m telling everyone about you.” “Go ahead, they wont believe you.”

5) “Everyone’s gonna find out you’re out to get me. I’m gonna fucking prove it!” 

6) “You could tell them everything if you wanted. But I mean, I’ve been nothing but nice to everyone here since I moved. You’ve lived here all your life and everyone hates you. So I wonder if they’ll believe anything you say without proof.” “You’re a fucking psycho.” “And I am really good at hiding it.”

7) “Who fucking sent you? Why are you trying to kill me?” “Sorry, client confidentiality. All I can say is that you pissed off someone very fucking powerful.”

8) “So, this is it, huh? This is the part where you kill me?” “…” “Just make it quick, okay? None of that torture suffering bullshit.”

9) “You did a very good job at digging, nearly blew my cover. It’s a shame, maybe we could have been partners in another life.”

10) “You can try to tell them, all you want but I’ve got them wrapped around my finger.”

11) “You can do everything to try and convince them of what I really am but you wont. They wont believe you and in the end I win. Because I’m better than you, stronger than you, and I’m smarter than you.” 

12) “You wont get away with any of this, I’ll tell everyone!” “Good luck, with how crazy you’ve been acting it’ll be impressive if you get even one person to believe you.”

13) “You’re fucking crazy!” “And you’re not crazy enough. Maybe when you get on my level you’ll stand a chance against me.”

14) “You know, if you took your own life I could leave. I don’t even like your little town. And you don’t either so why stay alive anyway? No one here even likes you.” “Oh yeah, why are you so obsessed with me then?” “Because I like you.” “Guess someone likes me then.” “Yeah but I’m a psycho remember? I don’t count.”

15) “This your plan? Gonna shoot me?” “I was thinking something with knives. But that might be too dirty. I’d hate to ruin your floors.”

16) “Why can’t you just die?” 

17) “Are you scared of dying?” “I suppose everyone is. Is that why you wont die? You’re scared?” “Terrified.” “What if I held your hand? We could die together. It’d be less scary together.”

18) “Who hired you to kill me?” “I think we both know who hired me. The real question is am I really going to kill you?”

19) “It’s a shame you have to die. I think we could have been friends.”

20) “You can drop the act, no one else is around.” “I do that act just for you, you know. I like messing with you. It’s fun.” “Everyone thinks I’m a psycho.” “But you know the truth! It’s like a secret that only you’re a part of, isn’t that fun? I hear best friends have secrets like this all the time.” “We’re not friends.” “Sure we are, I try to kill you, you try to get me thrown in prison. Classic friendship.” “I don’t think you’ve ever had a real friend in your life.”

Regular Prompts

1) Person A is a town local no one likes who witnessed a murder but doesn’t say anything because they’re not certain what they saw since it was Halloween. Person B comes to town and is nice and manages to win everyone over, even Person A. But B asks a lot of questions and if A’s being honest with themselves they look like the murderer from Halloween. They slowly realize B is the person and that they’re in town to kill them.

2) Person A is a local no one likes and Person B is their friendly and charming new neighbor who wants to kill them. While they act friendly around everyone else they’re completely different around A. Person A tries to tell people but just ends up looking jealous for attention. There’s a party coming up and Person A doesn’t usually go but they’re determined to prove B is horrible so they go to start a fight. (Bonus if the fight either makes people believe A or B refuses to fight so A looks like an asshole.)

3) Person A’s always lived in town and is known as the person no one likes. When Person B moves into town everyone adores them, but A can sense something’s just off about them. Turns out they’re a murderer but A can’t prove it. Person B hangs around A more explaining they don’t like to be spied on. Person A is determined to get them locked away forever. Person B tells them they plan on doing the same. (Bonus if B gets framed for B’s crimes.)

4) Person A tries to convince everyone the friendly Person B that moved to town is a psycho and that they’re out to get them. They’re perceived as crazy and are put in the hospital. Person B always visits them and is kind and gentle with them. A begins to doubt themselves and soon they begin to believe B’s not who they thought and that their gut feeling told them they were. They apologize to B and tell them they plan on telling the nurses they’re innocent. But the second they say that B reveals their true self and they’re exactly like A said they were. Person a goes crazy and tries to tell people but they just sedate them. (Bonus if B decides not to kill A and tells them they like watching them suffer like this anyway.)

5) Person A is convinced B is trying to kill them because bad things keep happening to them. When everyone tries to convince them otherwise they try to find proof but B continues to be nice to them. When A gives up and tells everyone they were mistaken they apologize to B over dinner. (Bonus if when they’re alone at B’s house afterwards B reveals their true self or B tells them all the bad things that happened were all accidents and that they were just trying to get A’s attention because they liked them.)

6) Person A doesn’t like B even though they’re super sweet to everyone in town they just met. They’re polite and nice but A is the only one who senses something’s just not right about them. When A sneaks around B’s house one night they see B killing someone inside. They call the police and tell them everything but when they go to B’s house the place is spotless and B tells them they were just baking cookies. The police leave and Person B looks to Person A and gives them this unsettling smile before going back inside. They’re then convinced B is out to get them.

7) Person A thinks B is a murderer out to get them while pretending to be nice to everyone else. But it turns out B is a murderer looking for a partner. This terrifies A at first but once they see how B is only killing bad people they decide it can’t be that bad.

8) Person A isn’t fooled by B’s lies like everyone and assumes they’re some sort of assassin with how they’re drawn to A most of the time. They try to convince others B is out to get them but the others don’t take them seriously. When A finally confronts B about the who assassin thing they only laugh and explain that they’re actually a demon and were drawn to A because A’s the only one who could sense their energy. (Bonus if that’s how A finds out they’re half demon or something.)

9) Person A is a recluse put in charge by their family to guard their magic and person B is the one trying to break them out of their shell and are constantly being nice to them. Person A thinks they’re great at first but they soon discover that B knows about them. Like, a lot, about them and they think back to the words their parents said about how someone would come for them to try to take their magic away. They think B is the one and try to convince everyone B is evil, which B denies and asks A what’s wrong. (Bonus if B only knows about A because they wanted to know more about their history in the town and C is actually the one after them.)

10) Person A rarely leaves their house but when they do everyone in town stares because they’re old money or something. But everyone doesn’t like A anyway. When B comes to town and their happy and smiley and nice to everyone A is convinced it’s all an act because no one could ever be that nice. B is especially nice to A, baking them cookies, sending them food. Person A thinks B is trying to poison them and they’re constantly being rude to B. Everyone shames A but B never says anything and just tries harder the next day. Eventually Person A finds them at their door and gets angry claiming they know B wants to kill them. But B just apologizes and confesses they just wanted A to like them because they’re not used to people not liking them. (Bonus if A feels bad and invites them in and they actually turn out to be good friends.)

If these aren’t what you’re looking for just let me know and I can redo them anon!

#writing prompts list #yes i'm posting a thing no i'm not back on tumblr sorry

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hello my spooky followers, i have an announcement for you!

i’ve opened an etsy shop! you can now buy bracelets from me starting at four dollars! each one is handmade by me, and come in a few different styles. we have a blm/acab bundle, both of those individual, a pride individual, and a pride kandi cuff! you can also help me buy buying things off my amazon wishlist or donate to my ko-fi.

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#m speaks

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hello to the twelve people who actually look at my blog because… rip amirite

i’m making an etsy shop! i haven’t set it up yet because i don’t have my starter supplies yet, but i’m looking for help expanding my items list and materials. if you want to help, consider donating a few dollars to my ko-fi or going to the amazon wishlist i have set up and pitching in an item or two. otherwise, reblogging this post would be super helpful!

p.s. everyone who donates to ko-fi will get a free bracelet, just make sure to leave a comment with your donation with your tumblr so i can message you for details!

[ilovemygaydad]

hello to the twelve people who actually look at my blog because... rip amirite

i’m making an etsy shop! i haven’t set it up yet because i don’t have my starter supplies yet, but i’m looking for help expanding my items list and materials. if you want to help, consider donating a few dollars to my ko-fi or going to the amazon wishlist i have set up and pitching in an item or two. otherwise, reblogging this post would be super helpful!

p.s. everyone who donates to ko-fi will get a free bracelet, just make sure to leave a comment with your donation with your tumblr so i can message you for details!

#m speaks

[ilovemygaydad]

as soon as i saw this meme i knew what i had to do

#omg

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ilovemygaydad’s commission info

i write, but i also make icons if you want them!

pricing:

for writing: basically, it’s $0.01 USD per word for the first 5k, the next additional 5k is $0.0075 USD, the 15k after that is $0.005 USD, and additional words above 25k are $0.0025 USD. tips are not required!

if you’re confused, i wrote it all out in my commission spreadsheet, which will be linked at the end

for icons: $5 USD per set of three icons. preferably ts characters, but if you provide links to other source material that i can get screenshots from, i can do those :)

what i will write:

- any genre - any ts pairing (except remrom) - abusive/manipulative relationships (as long as they’re negatively portrayed instead of pro-abuse) - any ts sides character (and sleep/remy and emile picani) - probably other specific things, but you can ask when making commissions

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- nsfw - major character deaths - probably other specific things, but you can ask when making commissions

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Sharing the link to my “Which Side is the Hottest? survey” so we can get more fanders to answer! I feel like 300 is only a small percentage of the fandom and so we need to get more responses for an accurate reading. If you want to be tagged on the results list please reblog.

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height hcs

#babeys #ts remus #ts deceit

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everybody just latched onto “terf = enemy” and then never again put any thought into why that is, and what transmisogyny is, so they just make a big deal out of being an anti-terf instead of understanding the problem in the first place

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Okay, granted, it’s been a while since I’ve seen “all trans readers like one kind of fic, and no trans readers ever like another kind of fic, so it is Transphobia when you write the Wrong Kind.”

…but it hasn’t been that long since I’ve seen someone quietly wonder if they’re a Bad Trans Person for having preferences.

So it’s never a bad time to say: different people have different needs, and it’s okay to be fulfilled by different kinds of stories!

(heck, the same person might have different needs at different points in their own life, and that’s okay too)

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treasured mutual: *reblogs something from me*

me: *weeping* Thank You… :’) for the sweet Validation™,, this is the best day of my life

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Just some gentle Moceit for your consideration

#considered #ts deceit #moceit

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back on my big brother virgil agenda ✨

#ts remus #ts deceit #ope #love that

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Sugarcoated

Summary: Patton is short, but he doesn’t really mind it. And honestly? He minds it even less when he finds out the cute new employee can pick him up easy-peasy.

Warnings: Mentions of making out

Pairing: Intruality

General Taglist: @acanvasofabillionsuns​, @emo-disaster​, @greenninjagal-blog​, @jungle321jungle​, @sleepy-sides​, @gattonero17​, @izzynuggets​, @another-sandersidesblog​, @strawberryjellystuff​, @remusownsmyuwus​, @logic-with-a-pinch-of-deceit​, @demidork84​, @gr3ml1n-loser​, @main-chive​, @kiribakuandcats​, @firey-alex​, @orca-iguana​

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Notes: Tiny Patton and Remus picking him up. Tiny Patton and Remus picking him up.

Patton… was short. This wasn’t new to him, of course, but sometimes it could really be a pain in the tush. Being five foot one and working in a candy shop meant that sometimes he couldn’t reach the high shelves where all the individually wrapped hard candies were so young’uns couldn’t hurt themselves.

Which was what he was struggling to deal with right now, standing on his tip toes to refill one of the containers (he hadn’t been able to make Ivan and Steve stop flirting long enough to grab the step stool) and hoping he didn’t drop anything and waste stock.

He didn’t mind being short, but gosh being taller would be real nice right now.

Keep reading

#cute!!!!!!!! #ts remus #intruality