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when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess

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#either dt17 or the dkc cartoon #also prev holy shit

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Honestly, though, at this point, if I get hate for saying how much rpf isn't valid, I genuinely do not care. Like you're gonna send me a death threat because I said Tom Hanks isn't going to date you? Alright, whatever. You're mad that I said Pedro Pascal isn't going to be moved into falling in love with you over your x reader you wrote with him? Okay, cope about it. You hate me because I said Tom Holland would more than likely be uncomfortable if you told him about how you fantasized about shipping your oc and him? Damn, I really don't care.

All in all, rpf x readers or shippers aren't valid, and it's genuinely weird to do that to real people whether they are alive or dead. Having an attraction to the person is one thing. Writing full-on fan fiction and fantasy scenarios of having full-blown make outs with them is another. Crushing on the characters they play is one thing, but writing stories of an oc to ship with an real life person to fulfill your fantasy and having an unhealthy parasocial relationship with them is another.

Like seriously. It's not okay at all.

#old roommate wanted me to proofread her fanfic #it was misha collins x self-insert #i said ''girl you know he's married with kids right'' and she said ''this is an au where that doesn't happen! :)'' #and i was like... girl you need help

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#evidently chocolate guy us making croissants now /j

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Hiyo! I'm currently unemployed and need to be able to make money to stay on top of certain bills until I can get a job. :0

Here are some examples of what you may get with each pricing under under the cut (UPDATED to include background/colored line style examples & pricing):

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Blended mish-mash of colors: $0.25

Background w/ pattern: $0.25 (multi-color at no extra cost)

Semi-complex background: $0.50-$2 depending on the elements involved

Complex background: $3-$5 depending on the number of elements involved

(NOTE: final background example looks incomplete because it's the only complex background of this degree I have saved under a file with layers so I could easily save it to use as an example; characters take up the more blank parts of the canvas here)

Colored-line style (completely optional): Free-$0.50 depending on how much of the character(s) is (are) showing

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OK so with my own jackassery out of the way, @yourstrulylightstar283 , here's a few that have been swimming in my head for a while now:

(Also I'm pulling from the definition of angst that I'm finding online, since I wanted to make sure I was fully interpreting this as correctly as possible. These are more based on fears and anxiety than anything like... depressing like I see angst being used to describe in fanfiction.)

DK, as a kid, dreaded the idea of one day being the island's king and never really wanted to take the mantle. It may not be angsty like you're expecting, at least not for the right reasons, but Jay (DK Jr.) knew this and was too soft-hearted to bring himself to force the lessons DK would need on to the boy. As a result, Jay would often find reasons to leave DK with Cranky when these lessons needed to be done. Cranky being Cranky, he wasn't exactly the nicest to DK when trying to get them across to his grandson. Jay always tried to make it up to him in the end, but DK held the method against his father until the end.

Pulling on the mistake I made initially, this detail does actually cause a bit of an issue when he has kids of his own. Anni is his de facto successor until Damian enters the picture, and DK, knowing what it was like to be forced to ascend to a position you didn't want when there's others available for it, opts to wait until his children are old enough to understand what they'd be getting into in order to claim one or the other as the heir.

(There's also a bit of angst for him when it comes to actually naming Damian, too. DK initially wants to pass on the name because of Jay, but because Cranky passes literally the morning after Damian clips into existence, he dreads revealing it in case people get the wrong idea. Candy just kind of goes "So tell them it's for your father and not the old man????" and DK's like "Yeah, that'll work.")

Going back to more present-era, I'm almost certain DK experienced a good amount of angst during the events of DKC2 and DK64. The former, because being kidnapped and tortured while your island and life are being threatened probably leads to a constant state of stress and anxiety. I'm sure depending on the conditions of his and Diddy's kidnappings and subsequent powering of KAOS, he likely relieved a lot of that during the before-events of DKC3, but I've never beaten it so I wouldn't know. DK64, however, probably would be on a similar par to DKC2, seeing as the island is literally being targeted by a giant laser beam.

I'm not quite sure what details to bring over yet everything considered, but the passing of his sister (in this case, a character owned by a friend with their own set of headcanons and ideas for everything) and his subsequent obtaining of his nephew resulted in a lot of angst as well. In this instance, he managed to bear through it for Diddy and few know the full extent of things.

What would be your angst headcanon(s) for Donkey Kong III?

Please tell me you're talking about when he's older than like 8.

EDIT: I'm so sorry, kid, I can't fucking read evidently. I thought that said IV not III. Gimme a couple of mins to pull some togehter.

#alex speaks #asks #yourstrulylightstar283 #headcanon #headcanons #that's all i got for right now lmao

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It's okay. I was talking about Donkey Kong the Third. I am sorry too.

No no, you're fine!!! That was a genuine mistake on my part, I promise. It's been happening with increasing frequency for some reason. I'm really sorry. >x<

I'm typing up an actual response as a reblog to the original now. It's getting pretty wordy, but I like talking about stuff I never know how to put forward, so it's kind of refreshing.

#alex speaks #asks #yourstrulylightstar283

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While I do currently have a job, unlike when I first made this post, they've been cutting my hours significantly at work so I'm pushing comms once more.

Hiyo! I'm currently unemployed and need to be able to make money to stay on top of certain bills until I can get a job. :0

Here are some examples of what you may get with each pricing under under the cut (UPDATED to include background/colored line style examples & pricing):

Sketch: $2

Lineart: $3

Color: $5

Shaded: $7

Background examples and pricing:

Simple blot of color or entire canvas colored (one or two colors): free

Blended mish-mash of colors: $0.25

Background w/ pattern: $0.25 (multi-color at no extra cost)

Semi-complex background: $0.50-$2 depending on the elements involved

Complex background: $3-$5 depending on the number of elements involved

(NOTE: final background example looks incomplete because it's the only complex background of this degree I have saved under a file with layers so I could easily save it to use as an example; characters take up the more blank parts of the canvas here)

Colored-line style (completely optional): Free-$0.50 depending on how much of the character(s) is (are) showing

Examples:

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What would be your angst headcanon(s) for Donkey Kong III?

Please tell me you're talking about when he's older than like 8.

EDIT: I'm so sorry, kid, I can't fucking read evidently. I thought that said IV not III. Gimme a couple of mins to pull some togehter.

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What do you mean Chilchuck from Delicious in Dungeon is a grown man with children, he looks like he still considers damn a swear word.

#alex speaks #dash osmosis at its finest

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Girl's Night!

(Ado's fine dw)

#friend art #kirby #chuchu #drawcia #ribbon #“GIRLS NIGHT GIRLS NIGHT GIRLS NI---” “ado died” #ado #kirby series

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I'm a menace who can't be stopped

#alex speaks #making heart locket gifs is so fun #gif #alix won't shut up about old monkeys

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"i use it/its pronouns" is actually a code word for "i am a really cool and epic person" so if u see someone w/ that or similar in its bio be sure to befriend it and be there for it and listen to it and hug it cuz it is so cool it deserves it!!!

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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

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i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

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its always daddy's kitten never daddy's fat capybara

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Maybe this is the wrong platform to pose this question given the average tumblr user but

Is it just me or did our generation (those of is who are currently 20-30 ish) just not get the opportunity to be young in the 'standard' sense?

Like, everyone I talk to who's over 40 has all their wild stories about their teens and 20s, being young and dumb, and then I talk to my friends and coworkers and classmates, and we just... dont.

#part of it for me is i didn't (and still don't) have the best social skills #like how do i ask someone to hang out after school??? how are they getting home? what are we going to do when we hang out?????? #i had a boyfriend come over once and all we did was sit on my bed and talk for 20 mins before his mom wanted him home