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Chapter 3: Betty and Veronica Almost Kill a Man Intentionally

Alright so this week we’ve swerved out of very bad storytelling to deal with a lesson about slut shaming. Don’t worry, it’s also not very good. But this time it's not focusing on everyone at each others throats. So it’s palatable garbage, like an éclair on the top of the trash.

First of all Cheryl confesses she's guilty…. Of knowing Jason was alive. Ok so turns out Jason was planning to fake his death to flee town. So they staged the story about him drowning and they just went across the river. We don't know why yet but apparently he was going to keep contact. He didn’t.

Sheriff asks her why they would do such a cruel thing and, like. Buddy why does anyone fake their own death. Like if you’re dead they’re not going to check the town over. Like if he gave a shit about someone's feelings he’d have just taken a bus.

Her parents just show up to take her away. How they found out about this sudden interrogation I don’t know.

That's all for the murder this episode. Let’s talk about Betty’s mom.

Also turns out she leaked the autopsy for…reasons. I don’t remember her doing this? Like if there's a connection to anything I don't know. Nice that it came back at least, would have been even better if it made sense. Betty asks her mom why she doesn’t actually try to investigate the murder instead of being a petty bitch about all of this. Her mom says well why don’t you?

Good parenting.

Taking one last look at Grundy playing her damn cello, Archie confesses to Weatherbee and the Sheriff that he was out at the lake that july 4th morning and like. Ok let's all agree that like, going out to the lake on a nice day isn’t that weird right? It’s a nice ass lake. What's not nice is Archie covers for Grundy. Point is they now know he was out there and heard the gunshot, lending credence to Cheryl's story.

Veronica has a hot date tonight with head jock man Chuck Clayton. We're told he’s a playa. This only gets worse.

Time to revitalize the school newspaper. Betty… somehow gets the authorization to reopen the paper. Which, based off googling the shape of a computer as a Macintosh 512k. Was at worst shut down in 1986. Though I'm going off when the computer was manufactured. Which, fun fact, cost about 2,800 dollars then. A roughly 7,000 dollar price tag now. And there’s five computers on this table. What school had this kind of budget in the 80’s for computers for a paper?

Same one that had a budget for a student lounge apparently.

Betty asks Jughead to help cause he also is interested in Jason’s murder. Jughead agrees as long as he can print whatever he wants. Hopefully he won’t abuse this somehow. She tells him to go ask Dilton what he heard. You know the scout leader you forgot found Cheryl crying.

Meanwhile, uh oh Archie's in trouble! He told Fred he was out with Jughead that day. Meaning our boys grounded. Oh no! Now he has to be home at 7 PM. I sure hope there’s not some schedule conflict later.

A boy is dead.

Anyway Veronica has her date with Chuck and it’s standard fair. They say teenager shit and kiss. He seems like a decent guy.

Anyway Archie goes back to Grundy who’s like “nice going genius now you're involved in the case.” Archie's all “It’s no big deal.” Grundy's like “what if the police dig into it. Grundy these police haven’t found shit. The body was found by a gay kid. She suspends their music lessons which were happening I guess, but also fair cause their deal hinged on him not telling. You lost the leverage Archie.

So you guys ready to talk about slut shaming. Cause that's the rest of the episode aside from Archie and his music. Also Jughead but like don't worry I got the wiki open I won't forget them unless they don't go anywhere.

So apparently despite not having sex she’s being slut shamed. Through something called a Sticky Maple. Don’t worry it means nothing. Like they make up this fake term. It’s like if I told you that you got Glorboed. Don’t mean shit.

Veronica and Betty storm into the boys locker and demand he take down the post. Chuck being the antagonist tells her that wanting basic human decency is a bitch move and she should walk away. I unno dude I'm not bragging about sex I haven't had. Like I thought the whole point of this frat mentality was to treat women as objects. But you still need to, you know, fuck em?

Jughead asks Dilton, who’s treating boy scouts like soldiers about the gunshot. Also all these boy scouts are like teenagers. Now I know there's like Eagle scouts and shit but do they have the same standard uniform? Dilton says he didn't hear anything, but some random guy gives Jughead a look. An implication ohoho.

Cheryl decides to give Archie a favor. As thanks for helping her avoid jail. It’s what Jason would have wanted. Archie just wants to sit in with the Pussycats. They invite him to practice all week after 7. But Archie is grounded! WhAt WiLl He Do?!

Veronica doom scrolls and her mom tells her Chuck sucked anyway. The next day She goes the school papers office where Betty has gathered several of Chuck’s victims, none of whom he had sex with. Here we meet Ethel who explains that she helped him with math homework and then he said they fucked. Which is better than her past life where her friend ditched her to bone and the Demogorgon dragged her to the upside-down.

Cheryl tells em it sucks they were sexual harassed but um, cheer practice is in five minutes soooooo. Cheryl could go toe to toe with Mackenzie Zales. The girls discuss a playbook where they score girls they boned, like in the hit movie The Rage Carrie 2. Cheryl says Jason was co-captain and they never did stuff like that. Veronica says who cares she's finding that book.

Jughead corners the scout and asks him what he knows. He says Dilton fired the gun to show them how to stand their ground. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What?

Like? Excuse me? Scouts still have marksmanship badges right? I’m asking my friend who was an Eagle scout. Yeah they use rifles, even work with shotguns. Does this show even know anything? This isn't that WEIRD.

So yeah, the guy was just firing a gun for no reason. Cool.

Bad boy Archie sneaks out to watch the pussycats practice. Where he’s told he can’t write their songs because he doesn’t have to struggle through a prejudice system. So he promptly writes their songs because he’s a good song boy. Pro tip: don't try to sound progressive if you’ll just do the thing you just said the characters shouldn't do.

Ethel brings in a guy who was on the team and says the whore book is real. So B and V, Kevin, and Ethel, break into the school to find it. Cheryl follow them cause Cheryl just knows. She always knows. They find the book and honestly I don’t think anyone had sex. I think all these dumbasses just said they did.

Remember the teacher can fuck a student on network tv, but teenagers who are 25 can’t fuck each other.

Also turns out Jason was boning Betty’s sister Polly to score points. Cheryl and Betty are shocked. They take a picture of the book instead of just taking it cause why. Then they instigate operation fuck boy.

Betty’s mom continues to be weirdly controlling of her daughter. Every time these two interact I expect someone to get stabbed. Anyway Betty goes to Pops and seduces Chuck asking him to come to Ethel's Pool cause pools are hot. Nothing says kinky like chlorine.

Archie can’t go to hear his gentrified song being played because the dumbass broke curfew. Archie says that if it was a football game his dad would let him go. And look bud I get the whole arts vs sports debate. You did break curfew though. His points plant seeds in Freds mind at least.

Chuck heads to Ethel's pool where Veronica meets her. Remember boys cant actually have sex and slut shame, nut women can in a honey trap dress like sluts for the viewer. Veronica says Betty and her will share him. Betty comes in dressed like Uma Thurman in pulp fiction. Finally the dumb shit.

Crap we gotta go to the fucking hootenanny or whatever. Lets see uh, The mayor tries to console the Blossoms and they tell her to do her job. Betty's mom tries to be a cheeky shit and Cheryl's mom decks hers. Josie tries to stop the whites from fighting by playing Archie's song. Which was their song he just rewrote.

Fred finds Grundy and asks if Archie has talent and the two share a genuine moment about his ability. Which would be sweet if she wasn’t boning his son. Pobodies Nerfect.

Also Archie snuck out to hear the song. He says hi to Jughead and leaves. Bye Archie.

Betty drugs Chuck.

Jughead confronts Dilton about the perfectly reasonable thing and Dilton kinda sounds like a nutjob about standing his ground. Jughead says cool tell either the cops or me why you were firing a gun. See you in the office buddy.

We got SAW at home kids as Betty and Veronica. HANDCUFF CHUCK TO A HOT TUB AND SLOWLY BOIL HIM UNTIL HE CONFESSES. He does so because what the actual fuck is happening. Then Betty goes insane and douses him in syrup, calling him Jason and telling to say he’s sorry for ruining Polly. She's also calling herself Polly. Ethel seemed to enjoy it at least.

Fred sounds proofs the garage so while Archie is grounded he can practice. Fred is still a good dad.

The story comes out about the world's shittiest Slut shames. And Chuck is forced to leave the team. Jughead-Narrator says this was a mistake. So was sexually harassing woman. Also like I'm sorry but like actually have sex with the women like shit you guys suck at being scum. It bothers me so much.

Either way, looks like Cuck got Glorboed.

Also Betty says the weird Polly thing was an act. Veronica doesn't buy this and neither do I. Also Betty burns the book and Cheryl once again says she didn’t know.

End of episode cliffhanger, Dilton reveals Grundy’s car was there. Jughead knows this means its only a matter of time before it comes back to Archie. This plot will not leave me.

Alright so like am I the only one who thinks it’s weird they tried to do this. Like lets have the girls fight slut shamming, but also no one actually had sex? So like… we act like guys lying about sex is the problem. Isn't the issue like, girls are insulted for having active sex lives while boys are praised.

That’s not what you did. No one had sex. This is just regular harassment you tried to make more important. You didn’t address an issue. You just made two girls almost commit murder!

That’s all the time I have to complain about Poorly written teenagers this week. I gotta go play Horizon Forbidden West on my Sony Playstation 4.

#riverdale #review #recap #season 1 #archie #jughead #betty #veronica #cheryl

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Chapter 2: If I had a Nickel for every show that had High Schoolers Twerking I'd have Two Nickels

You ready for 40 minutes of misunderstanding? Of course you are!

So like right away this ain’t a murder mystery is it? Like it acts like it. But a murder show doesn’t wait til the end to drop the first piece of evidence. Jason died so everyone could be a horny slut around him.

Let’s talk about it.

First off during Jughead's narration there was a brief shot of the Blossoms sharing a milkshake with two straws. The two fucked.

Second I misremembered and when Betty asked if Archie loved her last episode he told her and I quote “I can’t give you the answer you want.” Which is worse than I thought.

Anyway Archie can’t sleep cause having critical evidence is keeping him up at night. Betty won’t talk to him cause he ripped her heart out and ate it. Like a true best friend. So he does the only sane option and runs across town without a shirt on to Grundy’s. Don’t worry he put on pants. Can’t have that riverdick flopping around on network television.

Archie is talking to his groomer without a shirt because you like this viewer. Saying that they need to say something. Grundy being shit is like, no I’ll lose my job and go to jail, and you’ll go to jail Archie.

Which sounds off. I don't know enough about statutory rape but cursory research shows Grundy is fucked, as she should be. But I’m not seeing immediate legal action against Archie. Sure it’ll ruin his reputation no doubt, but here an adult is clearly using their position of power over their student.

This ain’t a healthy relationship Archie, she’s using you for hot sex.

With a minor.

Also she’s like playing the cello for no reason. Like from this intro scene til her scene at the end. She’s sitting in her music room alone playing the cello. It’s weird.

Betty’s parents are… reporters… maybe? Like they tell her they’re gonna have late nights. Then later Betty’s mom bribes the mortician to look at Jason's body. Which like the money Hermione got last time is in a box of stuff I hope goes somewhere.

Point is Betty’s mom sits down with her daughter and tells her that her friends suck and that she shouldn't talk to any of them. Betty ignores her because she's Crazy and tries to go through her day ignoring the fact Archie and Veronica made out in a closet. So they simply decide to ignore the trauma.

I give it 5 minutes.

Jughead spends most of the episode being a weirdo and looming over Archie in what I assume to be attempts at rekindling their friendship. Right now it’s not clear why. Like the best I can infer is Archie was too busy fucking his teacher and that caused a rift. When Fred talks about Jughead he’s still friendly, so I can only assume it’s a recent development. I have complete faith in the writers to fuck this up.

Betty asks Kevin how he felt finding the body and Kevin says it was more traumatic explaining why he was about to do gay stuff with Moose. Something about his dad being the sheriff fuck I guess remember that for later or something. The principle gives an announcement about anyone coming forward with info to help and Cheryl *insert Taken reference here*.

Also Veronica is trying to smooth things over with Betty, buying her all this expensive stuff and I thought these bitches were broke. That’s why they moved here right? So how the hell is she air lifting cupcakes from New York. I give these guys another scene before it blows up in their face.

Let’s talk about Kevin's Biphobia.

I take back liking Kevin. This all feels gross to me now. In the next scene they're all in science class and everyone is pairing up for peak dramatic flair and Kevin pairs up with Moose. And Kevin tells him that he’s got demons and he should stick to girls.

Ok Kevin. Let's talk about how you went out with a man in a relationship. With a girl named Midge. She sounds adorable. And here you are seducing him then gaslighting him for trying to understand himself. Fuck you Kevin. How bout you stick to girls you fucking cunt. Piece of shit.

Fred is now my favorite character.

Cheryl stabs a frog.

Lunch goes about as well as you expected. Archie plays a shitty song and causes Betty to cry because she's in love with a man who belongs on a college brochure. She cries and walks away and now everyone is sad. Anyway the principal talks to Archie cause they made brief eye contact and now Mr.Weatherbee knows something's up.

Archie goes to Mrs.Grundy still playing the damn cello. Saying that Weatherbee told him it was ok to talk to him and nothing would hurt him. Grundy rejects this because she had sex with a minor. Then manipulates him into saying he loves her. Jughead sees the two looking romantic and these two aren't smart. Then again this is the guy who made out with a girl in a closet when both knew it was a bad idea. But eh teenagers.

The cheerleaders are twerking. It’s a choreographed twerk. Schools won't let girls wear revealing clothing for far less but they can do this shit?

I hate it here.

Cheryl tells her team that she refuses to be stomped on or some shit. Cheryl is crazy.

Then Betty hangs out with her to spite Veronica. Which only blows up in her face then Cheryl accuses her sister of murdering Jason.

Guys holy shit I don’t care about any of this.

Like fuck Betty’s mom burns some incense or some shit. Archie and Jughead almost throw hands because Jughead tells him to tell the truth and that she's using him. All fair points. Veronica talks to Archie about Betty. Veronica talks to Betty about Archie.

I’m skipping to the Pep rally. Most of this is seventh heaven white people problems anyway.

I’m not even talking about the student longue. It’s like they needed a place for them to have scenes at the school but the outside lunch shots weren’t good enough. Its a weird rec room in a school.

It haunts me.

The fucking cheer leaders are twerking at a school event. Imagine carrying a kid for nine months. Raising it. Teaching it. Bonding with it. And It shakes its ass on the football field. I’d late term abort it with a hammer.

There's some more fucking bullshit. Archie tells Grundy to suck it he’s telling the principal. He makes up with Jughead. Cheryl has a breakdown seeing Archie on the field thinking he’s Jason. It’s all so fucking dull.

Oh Josie and The Pussycats are here. Woo.

Later on Betty and Veronica go to Pops and Archie and Jughead join them and it’s almost like they’re fucking friends.

Then the next day Cheryl is arrested for killing Jason. So why did she even try to blame Betty’s sister. Who knows the writers don’t.

This show isn’t good.

Its fucking terrible. Like actually bad.

I have zero faith that anything worthwhile will happen. That much like the comics I will be stuck in a cycle of pain. Like most of this stuff is typical High school misunderstanding then the dumbest shit you’ve seen happens.

God help me.

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I had to come back cause I tired myself out but I wanna mention a few more things.

First, Is Pop’s the only place people get food from. I have yet to see someone cook. This entire town subsists on Burgers and Milkshakes. Also Pop seems nice, I like him. He gave Hermione a job, what a bro.

Fred is just a good dad. He is super supportive of his son and his advice is finally the one to get through to Archie. It is because of him the story even moves. He offer Jughead to come in for dinner. I love this man.

Also I gotta say when the main four are together not doing bullshit its, Dare I say enjoyable? Maybe it is cause the franchise is almost 100 but when they aren’t doing CW BS they do feel like friends. Like the writers, adding this shit makes everything worse.

Cheryl is a constant mood. She is Hitchcock levels of unhinged and so far she’s stolen the scene every time she shows up. She belongs in something better, more fitting of the mystery genre.

I Feel bad for Jason. I dunno if he needs to die but as it stands Laura Palmer he is not. Oh god it's Network Television Twin Peaks. Oh Shit the Student lounge is the Red room.

Kevin's Biphobic tendencies are super gross and like I’m not sure the writers understood what they were doing. Then again this is the same network who blue balled Supernatural for 15 seasons leaving them to accept it cannon through Spanish dubs.

Seriously it was like two lines of teenage girls twerking. Like we all know teenagers have sex. We all had that one kid who we saw got pregnant in high school. But this is super weird. I blame Ms. Grundy.

I’m upset Betty’s mom and Cheryl didn’t interact when she was at Betty’s house. It would have been some Cell Saga shit.

One last thing. The pussy cats are playing a version of sugar sugar. Now last episode they said they only perform their own music. Now if that's true then the song cannot be the same one made in 1969. Meaning that Homer Simpson could not have been listening to it in 1993 while stuck on a raft with Bart and Ned Flanders. So in the Riverdale cannon what was he listening to when stuck at sea?

Tune in next week where probably Grundy fucks shit up again and Cheryl eats a human heart or something.

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Chapter 1: Where a Teacher has Sex with a Student

Ok so, I knew about Riverdale. How can you not. You hear the CW is making an Archie adaptation and you scoff. You and your smug sense of self worth go, “Look Margorie, they’re making a show based off of Archie. And it's a grim and gritty reboot let us laugh.”

And laugh we did. While we were doing that though it went on for Six. Seasons. And also It’s lost its mind. Like I can’t be the only one you’ll be hanging out and you’ll mention Riverdale and someone will go.

“Oh yeah Archie started a cult.” Or “There’s like seven serial killers” Or “Jughead is weird.”

And that’s, that’s weird right. Like I never watched 90210 or Degrassi. And at least with the latter I feel shit would go off the rails. But like reasonably. This show just exceeds that. And that terrifies me.

So lets you and I. Go on a journey. To a small town, a town that once resided on the checkout lines of grocery stores. A town of Americana and high school. A town now home to way too much sex and murder. Let us go,

To Riverdale.

Aight so we’re not five minutes in and these two white bitches are def having an incestuous relationship. I mean they’re driving out to the woods in like a…. It's a car that exudes wealth. They’re holding hands and going to row a boat. These two weird rich people are Cheryl and Jason Blossom.

Jason then dies. Oh the tragedy.

It's a whole big thing and everyone is sad except for this one lady who’s like. “I hope he burns in hell.” Weird flex but ok.

Also there's a narrator maybe? I think he’s gonna be a beginning and end of episode deal.

So the rich boy is dead. Let’s meet Veronica Lodge shall we? Veronica is rich and her dad is under investigation for embezzlement. She looks like Mila Kunis and would probably be in this role if she was 20 years younger. This thought will not leave me. Also she's like Sheldon cooper if he name dropped classic literature.

Her and her mother Hermione are in Riverdale now to escape? I mean they have a butler named Smithers. So like they still have that.

I guess this is where I’d go looking into the history of the character and discuss her adaptation but man I just don’t care enough. Maybe at the end of season 1 ok?

We’ll note that Hiram Lodge, her father, embezzling money is a new thing, as well as The Blossoms…. Period.

Then we meet Betty Cooper. All I know is in the comics she can fix cars. Her.. brother? I think? (I think this might actually be Kevin who isn’t her brother).Tells her to just ask Archie out. Then he peeps him through his window and says that Archie got hot.

Archie did get hot. Let’s not lie. For some reason they made Archie hot. I do not know why they did this. I am not against it per se. It’s def weird though.

Meanwhile Archie is being like, a worst Troy Bolton. He’s trying to juggle a budding music career and Football and taking over his dad’s construction business. The plight of the straight white boy.

Anyway they get to high school and like…. Man this is a drag to recap. Like I skipped over Betty’s neurotic mom whom I'm convinced killed Jason but like… man…

Like what happens now? We meet Kevin and he’s gay. He’s that prime time gay too. The one who’s dressed for an Abercrombie commercial and just a bit too feminine. He’s the best character right now and I hate it. Veronica immediately takes him under her wing as a gay best friend which is the most accurate piece of writing in the episode.

They have an assembly about the dead rich boy and his creepy sister is like, We’ll still have the back to school dance. But we’ll plaster his face everywhere. It’s what he would have wanted.

Then Archie, his lovers and Kevin eat lunch and….

Oh right Archie fucked his teacher.

Archie Andrews fucked a grown ass woman.

His teacher Geraldine Grundy performed statutory rape on her student.

And this is important cause while they were having a wrong they heard gunshots. Cause also everyone thought Jason drowned. So they can't tell anyone because.... You know…. A High school teacher fucked her student…. Who is a sophomore.

We find this out and that's why he’s into music now. And he writes these. Guitar ballad fuck boy songs. They all say it's good but it's not their fault. Sometimes you need to write about someone having talent when they have none. It happens its limitations.

Also on the first day of school every extra curricular is holding tryouts. And I wasn’t a sports kid but doesn’t this stuff happen like a week or two in? Like saddling students with this stuff isn't good.

So Betty and Veronica try out for the cheer squad and its… its ass… I mean I also was never a cheerleader so maybe this is how tryouts work. They just kinda. Well they move but I'm not impressed. And when this doesn’t work Veronica kisses Betty.

Let me know if your high school cheer squad would make out like a bunch of horny bastards during halftime. Cause uh… I don’t think they do that.

Cheryl is unimpressed because their moves were weak and their kiss was derivative. Then she bullies Betty for lets see. Her sister was dating her brother and then it got ugly. Betty doesn't blow up at her but Veronica says that fuck you you pompous bitch.

They make the team.

Archie meanwhile also makes the team by…. We don't even see him play; he's just, away from every other player standing there. Anyway he has a whole thing about do I join football or help my dad.

Archie's dad is great so far. He doesn't help Hermione get a job but he gives descend advice to his son. Archie's dad is also hot. He’s a good dad.

Also B and V get dressed in their uniforms. Then just leave like that’s their normal outfit like they are the most popular girls in school. Then Veronica makes Betty ask out Archie to a dance that is also happening tonight.

Jesus how many things are going on in this damn school.

Unrelated Hiram sent Hermione a bag full of money. This will hopefully go somewhere.

So Betty gets home and her mom is like “Cheryl Blossom is evil and you can't do cheerleading.” Betty tells her mom shut up. I’m still convinced she killed Jason. She's just super weird and controlling.

So they go to the dance and it’s fine. It's a dance. Cheryl makes Josie and the pussycats play the song she and Jason were conceived to. It's what he would have wanted.

Oh right Jossie and the pussycats are here. Feels weird they’re pulling them this early. But ey you do you Riverdale. I’ll only judge you harshly.

Archie tells Ms.Grundy. Either help me with my music or I go to the cops and tell them you had sex with a minor. She agrees and now Archie can do football AND help his dad. And all he had to do was engage his teacher in illegal sex! Score one for Archie.

Deduct 20 from the audience. I hate it here.

Also Kevin and Moose are going to do gay shit later. It’s what Jason would have wanted.

Moose isn’t blonde here. Which bothers me cause like he’s got the build but the blonde sells it. Like Flash Thompson if that makes sense.

Cheryl invites the world's worst throuple to her house for an after party to embarrass them by…. Forcing a seven minutes in heaven situation. I unno how she did this cause ok she picks Archie then spins a bottle. It lands between Betty and Veronica. And before this she stands behind them so either she had like magnets or a Stand or something.

Archie and Veronica kiss in the closet after having angst and Archie being like “I don't love Betty, but I do love my adult teacher.” Betty left cause anxiety or something and Archie goes to look for her.

Oh right Jughead.

So yeah Jughead is here and not Archie's BFF. which is… blasphemous. He’s writing a book about the murder of Jason. And like that's weird, cause he’s just doing PI work to write a book which is also just the season. Also the page he’s writing is not the same as the one in the margin of his program and that bothers me.

Archie shares awkward words with Jughead and then he’s gone again. Jugheads just kinda been looming over everything. He hasn't eaten a single burger either. He’s weird and also the narrator.

Betty is at home and Archie tries to reconcile but that fucking fails. I feel I should care but it’s still the first damn episode.

Kevin and Moose are about to do gay lake shit but WHOOPS. Guess they found Jason’s body. They find out he’s shot so no idea why we had Archie fuck his teacher now. Oh god they’re gonna be like “oh we don't have to worry now” aren't they?

Jughead says someone gets arrested next episode. That’s a decent hook at least.

I’m only one episode in and I want to die. It’s what Jason would have wanted.

#review #recap #Riverdale #Season 1

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