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E.J.: You're scamming him?

Ben: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him

E.J.: What? No way

Jeff: We already stole Y/n

Y/n: Hey guys

E.J.: We didn't steal them, Y/n is a persom, they can do what they want

Y/n: I wanna steal

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Y/n: So, you like Jeff?

Nina: Yes...thoughts?

Y/n: and prayers, girl what

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Y/n: Wouldn't it be romantic if we ate straight out of the same pan tonight?

Masky:

Masky:...you didn't do the dishes-

Y/n: I did not do the dishes.

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My poorest little meow meow😔

More Hoody !!

#Reblog #Creepypasta #Hoodie

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Ben, on the phone with Masky: They're in the kitchen again...

Y/n, reading a recipe: “beat three eggs.” In what? Hand to hand combat?

Masky: GET. THEM. OUT.

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E.J.: That's called a traumatic event

E.J. to Y/n: Not a "bit of a pickle."

E.J. to Ben: Not a "bruh moment."

E.J. to Jeff: And definitely not a "major L."

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Y/n: Stop setting things on fire, jesus christ

Toby: Well it's a good thing I'm not jesus

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Toby: [pushing on a door that clearly says pull]

Masky, filming: Push harder

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Toby: People who sleep without socks on make me worry

Kate: People who sleep WITH socks are not to be trusted

Jeff: People who sleep are weird

Y/n: I was a sock once

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Helen: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Y/n: I already wrote you a poem

Helen, voice cracking: You did?

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Y/n: I once had a haircut I deeply regretted

Helen: Is it the one you have now?

Y/n: No

Helen: Well it should be

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Y/n: I had a terrible dream last night, you were in it

Jeff: And?

Y/n: What do you mean by "and"?

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Y/n: I hate seeing you like this

Jeff: Like what?

Y/n: In person

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Masky, seeing Toby trying to cook: You can cook?

Toby: I made a cake once!

Y/n: He did, it was very good

Masky: Really?

Y/n: Don't make me lie twice

#Creepypasta #Masky #Ticci Toby #Creepypasta x reader #Creepypasta incorrect quotes

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I've been seeing the Evil Be Like___ meme everywhere so you know what I had to do, these are all I can think of at the moment (any more ideas will be greatly appreciated☺️)

#Pls send help #I've been laughing for the past 10 minutes #Creepypasta #Jeff the killer #Ben Drowned #Clockwork #Not a quote #Creepypasta meme

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Y/n: Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, because then you're a mile away and you have their shoes

*on the other side of the mansion*

Jeff: WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHOES?!

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Y/n: Your bellybutton is just your old mouth

E.J.: I was having a good day. We were all having a good day

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