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Y/N: You got tossed out too, huh?
Makoto: Yeah, for yelling.
Y/N: You yelled in a museum? That is hardcore!
Makoto: Why'd you get tossed out?
Y/N: Stole a pterodactyl. But it's not like I yelled.
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Y/N: Pick a god and start praying
William: I'm an atheist.
Y/N: Pick a science and start praying
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Shingo: I licked a mailbox once.
Y/N: ...Why did you lick a mailbox, Shingo?
Shingo: Because truth or dare is serious when you're 11.
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DeeJay: You’re not going to the party?
Y/N: Oh, I have a conflict. It conflicts with the enjoyment of my life.
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B.B Hood: i'm a confident driver
Y/N: YOU ALMOST RAN OVER SOMEONE
B.B Hood: confidently.
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Iori: God, give me patience.
Y/N: I think you mean 'give me strength'
Iori: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Kula: Sorry I don’t do coffee. The only thing I do is confectionery
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Manon: Did it hurt when you fell?
Y/N: Yeah. A lot.
Manon: From hea- Wait what.
Y/N: Yeah i was sparring with Marisa and she suplexed me. Really hurts.
Manon: *sigh*
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Juri: You want my phone number? It's useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.
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Y/N: You know, maybe things aren't so bad. I'm here, I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
Heisenburg: Hey Y/N!
Y/N: GODDAMMIT!
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Y/N: Mian has delicious chapstick.
Sylvie: You guys kissed??
Mian: No, this idiot just ate my chapstick.
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Y/N: How tall are you?
Marisa: 6′8″
Y/N: How tall are you?
Makoto: I am five feet, three inches, and zero quarters. And I will destroy you.
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Y/N: Did I do it?! Did I beat Gill?!
Alex: No, you just yelled and ran headfirst into a wall of ice.
Remy: Pretty funny, actually.
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Terry: *walking around shirtless*
Andy: Nobody wants to see that!
Mai: *not looking up from her phone* Y/N does.
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Yashiro: Shermie could literally punch me in the face and I’d say thank you.
Y/N : Me too bitch, you ain’t special.
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Happy Halloween!
I hope you and your loved ones have a good one!
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Y/N: So Orochi, how come you’re so evil?
Orochi: I’m filled with hate, I’m not sure that helps.
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