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Aoko learning magic tricks: Pick a card, any card! Kaito: 'kay Aoko: Aoko: Not my credit card, put that back.

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Akako: I poisoned one of our drinks, but I forgot which one. Kaito: You WHAT? Saguru: With the way this meeting is going, I hope it’s mine.

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Chikage to baby!Kaito: Listen, my child. Carry a fork with you. If someone strong attacks you, pull out the fork and say “Thank you Lord, for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork.

#incorrect magic kaito #incorrect ekoda gang #magic kaito #dcmk #incorrect quotes #kuroba chikage #kuroba kaito #i think it's time we had a reminder that chikage is arguably the most insane in the family #we love her

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Saguru: In 1930, a police officer patented an apparatus for obtaining criminal confessions. The police would put the suspect into a darkened chamber where they are confronted by a human skeletton with glowing red eyes that questions them with a voice transmitted from the interrogator behind it, through a megaphone in its mouth.

Kaito: WHAT!

Aoko: Confess your sins to the CRIME SKELETON!

#incorrect magic kaito #magic kaito #dcmk #incorrect ekoda gang #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #submission #hakuba saguru #kuroba kaito #nakamori aoko #thank you for the submission!!

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Kaito: At my wedding, you'll be able to come alone, bring a Plus One, or choose a Minus One, where you can uninvite one person of your choosing, no questions asked.

Akako: Power move; uninvite the groom.

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Aoko, while breaking into the school at night: It says "No trespassing", but I'm allergic to the rules.

Kaito: And dairy.

Aoko: Wow. Okay. Just expose me.

#magic kaito #incorrect magic kaito #dcmk #incorrect ekoda gang #incorrect quotes #source: the owl house #submission #nakamori aoko #kuroba kaito #what i love about this is that it could go either way #thank you for the submission!!

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Toichi: I'm exposing my boy to danger.

Toichi: Namely, art theft.

#incorrect magic kaito #magic kaito #dcmk #incorrect ekoda gang #incorrect quotes #kuroba toichi #submission #source: what we do in the shadows #thank you for the submission!!

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Hakuba: You can't steal this jewel!

KID: Don't worry, I have a permit.

KID: *hands Hakuba a folded square of paper*

Hakuba: *unfolds paper*

Hakuba: ...This just says "I can do what I want."

#today i bring you: excellent content from a smarter person than i #tomorrow: who knows? #incorrect ekoda gang #incorrect magic kaito #incorrect quotes #magic kaito #dcmk #kuroba kaito #hakuba saguru

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One of these days, I’m going to really snap. And when I do, I probably won’t hurt anybody, but I will start crying and you’ll all feel really bad about it.

—Nakamori Aoko, to Kaito, probably

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If you can't outsmart your opponent, the only option left is to outstupid them.

— Kuroba Kaito, at some point

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Aoko: Did you have to stab him?

Akako: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Aoko: What did he say?

Akako: “What are you going to do, stab me?”

Aoko, nodding: That’s fair.

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Ginzo: I told you never to show your face here again. Kaitou Kid: That's why I have this handy dandy mask!

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Aoko: It's rude to call someone's cooking gross!

Saguru: This tastes... unlucky to me.

Kaito: This sends my mouth into outer space, and not in a good way.

Akako: This meal is *pinches fingers almost together* this much delicious.

#submission #source: twitter #incorrect magic kaito #incorrect ekoda gang #incorrect quotes #magic kaito #dcmk #THE WHOLE GANG IS HERE #nakamori aoko #hakuba saguru #kuroba kaito #koizumi akako #thank you for the submission!!

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Aoko: A good romance starts with a good friendship!

Kaito: A bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah ro ma ro ma ma"

#submission #source: tumblr #incorrect magic kaito #incorrect ekoda gang #incorrect quotes #dcmk #magic kaito #kuroba kaito #nakamori aoko #thank you for the submission!!

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Kaito: Did it hurt?

Akako: Did what hurt?

Kaito: When you broke through the crust of the earth ascending from hell.

#submission #source: tumblr #incorrect ekoda gang #incorrect magic kaito #incorrect quotes #magic kaito #dcmk #koizumi akako #kuroba kaito #thank you for the submission!!

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Petition to make a HakuKai Week!

Spreading the word for my buddy XNicoWritesX, who doesn’t have a tumblr.

We’ve seen that there’s not only the multitude of KaiShin events, but also HeiShin week, CoAi/ShinShi week, and even KaiShinShi week, but despite SaguKai/HakuKai outranking two of those three on AO3, there isn’t a prompt week for it like the others! This is a tragedy for all fans of the ship, and it needs fixing. Therefore, we’re hoping to start a HakuKai Week!

If anyone is even slightly interested, please either reblog or make your own post about the topic so that it can reach enough people to actually happen! If you looked up the same week to participate and are disheartened by only seeing this post, don’t give up! Spread it around, and we might all get it to really happen! :D

#anyone interested? #hakukai

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it's kaito with his thoughts in comic sans!

You’re a bodiless benign entity with the ability to possess people. You use this ability to travel and experience physicality. Spotting a suitable host, you leap into it. A second later it says “Get Out!” and you find yourself forcibly ejected out of the body. This has never happened before.

#dcmk #magic kaito #incorrect ekoda gang