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incorrect-ekoda-gang · 2 years

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Chikage to baby!Kaito: Listen, my child. Carry a fork with you. If someone strong attacks you, pull out the fork and say “Thank you Lord, for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork.

#incorrect magic kaito #incorrect ekoda gang #magic kaito #dcmk #incorrect quotes #kuroba chikage #kuroba kaito #i think it's time we had a reminder that chikage is arguably the most insane in the family #we love her

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incorrect-kaishinshi · 1 day

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Shinichi: I love murder mysteries.

Kaito, trying to impress Shinichi: I've been a suspect in several murder cases.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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incorrect-mtg · 4 months

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The Wanderer: Ok, what's a good gender neutral way to address everyone?

Kaito: Cowards.

The Wanderer: No.

Kaito: Epic Gamers of the Imperial Court.

The Wanderer: Please take this even a bit seriously.

#magic the gathering #incorrect quotes #the wanderer #kaito shizuki

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autumn-foxfire · 1 year

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Aoko: Kaito's been going to the gym a lot recently, I wonder why?

Hakuba, under his breath: Probably to keep up with his night activities...

Meanwhile at the Gym

Kaito, lifting weights: 'Gotta get stronger so I can carry Tantei-kun around now that he's returned'

#detective conan #magic kaito #dcmk incorrect quotes #kaito kuroba #saguru hakuba #aoko nakamori #kaishin #or at least implied #kaito missing being able to pick up his detective so easily

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sigmaufo · 4 months

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Kaito: I can't believe you wear a Sherlock Holmes cosplay to Kid heists. That's so cringy it makes my toes curl.

Saguru: Excuse me, I've been told that this outfit is 'really cool.'

Kaito: By who?

Saguru: A six-year-old boy.

Kaito: ...

Saguru: I take from your 4.328-second silence that you are impressed.

#incorrect dcmk quotes #hakuba saguru #kuroba kaito #magic kaito

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phantomposter1412 · 1 year

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KID: I think we're missing something. Kudou: Teamwork? Hattori: Cohesion? Hakuba: A general sense of what we’re doing?

#magic kaito #detective conan #dcmk #gosho boys #kaitou kid #kaito kid #hakuba saguru #saguru hakuba #hakukai #sagukai #kudou shinichi #kudo shinichi #shinichi kudou #shinichi kudo #hattori heiji #heiji hattori #heishin #incorrect quotes

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justlissca · 1 year

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Kaito: i was arrested for being too cool.

Shinichi: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

#shinichi kudo #incorrect dcmk quotes #incorrect quotes #dcmk #magic kaito #detective conan #anime #funny #kaishin #kaito kuroba #kaito kid #conan edogawa

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kaitoucrimeboy · 8 months

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KID to the Task Force: You know, I'm not as chaotic as I would like to be, and I don't think you guys appreciate that enough.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kuroba kaito #incorrect dcmk #kaito kuroba #kaitou kid #kaito kid

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thearoaceshark · 2 months

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Gosho Girls Incorrect Quotes, Part 2

@quite-a-character I'm BACK!! I hope u like it

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Haibara: I already told you it's not like that!

Sonoko: Well one of us is wrong, AND IT'S NOT GONNA BE ME!!

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Aoko, speaking of Akako: Help! I lost my friend, have you seen her?!!

X: How does she look?

Aoko: Beautiful!

Akako, behind her holding two ice creams: *dying of cuteness*

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Ran: The best revenge is to ignore them.

Sonoko: Or frame them for a crime.

Akako: Or curse them.

Ran: NO–

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Haibara: We have to go out!

Sera: I'm pansexual!

Haibara: That's not what I meant but I support you!

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Akako, telling them how she met Kaito: he rejected me, and in that moment I understood how ugly people felt.

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Aoko: You have no idea what I'm capable of.

Sera: Not to offend you, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

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Sonoko: If I'm your favorite, raise your hand.

Ran: What if you're not my favorite?

Sonoko: Raise your standards.

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Ayumi: What happens if we stop being friends?

Haibara: The day we stop being friends will be because we will be (platonically) married and united for the rest of the eternity.

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Aoko: Akako has a... Unique way of showing her love.

Kazuha: Look. Akako!

Akako: ??

Ran: We love you.

Akako, smiling: I would kill and curse the world for you.

All: ...

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Sera: What's the straightest thing you've ever done?

Akako: *sighs heavily* ...I killed a guy.

Both: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Sera: Who ate my candy?! I swear that–

Ayumi: It was me.

Sera: I'll shower you with kisses and bring you more sweets because you haven't eaten enough!!

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Sonoko: Hey Ran, how is your boyfriend?

Ran: Missing... Or hiding. And you know.

Sonoko: Exactly, I just wanted to remind you.

Ran: ...

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Akako, tasting Kazuha's food: I think this one lacks salt.

Kazuha: Are you implying that I don't know how to cook?

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Haibara: *coughs violently*

Conan: Don't die!

Haibara: Don't tell me what to do!

Ayumi, with a glass of water: Drink water!

Haibara: Okay.

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Sonoko: Akako, those clothes look amazing on you! But I bet it would look better on the floor of Aoko's room.

Aoko: Are you flirting with Akako for Aoko?

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Ayumi, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time?

Sera: The car takes a screenshot.

Ran: Please pull over. I’m driving now.

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Sera: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Akako: And you came to me?

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Kazuha: That's not funny.

Akako: I thought it was funny.

Kazuha: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral.

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Ran: I have a bad feeling about this, guys.

Sonoko: Oh don’t worry, you’ll be fine.

Sera: Yeah, what’s the worst that could happen?

*The next morning*

Ran, being bailed out of jail: I hate you all.

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Haibara: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not sex, not free pizza, nothing!

Aoko: I’m sorry, have you tried pizza?

Haibara: Yes, and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend’s eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate.

Sonoko: I like you.