Vorador: Why are you following me?
Kain: Because we're dating now.
Vorador: And what about Raziel?
Kain: We're a package deal.
Raziel: Buy one idiot, get one free.
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*at a dive bar*
Kain: Look, I know you're disappointed, but can we at least have a drink?
Rahab, in a scuba suit: I would like to go home, please.
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Janos, being cryptic: Are you ready to commit?
Raziel: Like a crime, to a relationship, or myself to a mental health facility?
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Kain, after being resurrected: Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my list of things to do today!
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Elder God: Abomination.
Raziel, running out of insults: Stupid head!
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@viss-and-pinegar I am afraid that I cannot contain my genius 😔 -Mod Evil
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@overazielous You're right and you should say it -Mod Evil
Zephon: How does it feel to be the worst lieutenant ever, huh?
Melchiah: Shut up, Kain buys you Megablocks instead of LEGOs.
Zephon: You take that back-
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Elder Squid: The denizens of this realm can be aggressive. So it's important to take all necessary precautions when approaching-
Raziel: *beeps an airhorn at a sluagh* GET FUCKED
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Vorador, attempting to teach Kain: The denizens of this world can be quite aggressive. So it's important to take all necessary precautions when approaching-
Kain: *beeps an airhorn at a creature* GET FUCKED
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Vorador: What do you want to eat?
Soul Reaver: The souls of the innocent-
Kain: A bagel.
Soul Reaver: No!
Kain: Two bagels.
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Melchiah: I'm transgender.
Turel: I thought you were Kainite??
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Kain: nice dichotomy, idiot! now, what lies beyond it?
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Zephon: How does it feel to be the worst lieutenant ever, huh?
Melchiah: Shut up, Kain buys you Megablocks instead of LEGOs.
Zephon: You take that back-
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Vorador: I am hanging on by a thread.
Janos: I am telling you that you've gotta try apricot jam. That thread will turn into a rope.
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Moebius: I've decided I'm going to start gaslighting you.
Malek: You're going to start gaslighting me?
Moebius: That's not what I said.
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Umah: Did you hear? Kain came out of the closet.
Vorador: Based on his fashion choices, I think he should go back in.
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Mortanius: You know, according to Schrodinger, anything you put in a box is both dead and alive.
Cultist: *looks nervously at Kain's coffin*
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