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Incorrect Steven Universe Quotes
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Lapis: "Oh no, you don't want to date me. I'm a handful."
Peridot, excitedly: "I have two hands!"
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Steven: "It's two AM and Amethyst just chugged an entire iced coffee."
Garnet: "That's a strange way to say we're all in immediate danger."
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"This was an unpopular take in recent history, but I truly believe it is possible to care about your friends and acquaintances, and be a good friend while simultaneously hoping their lame boyfriend dies in his car wash or falls into a well or something."
Pearl, about Greg
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Amethyst: "Yum, thanks!"
Poudretteite, putting more tape over Amethyst's mouth: "I said, stop eating it."
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Pearl: "Amethyst, it's time to wake up."
Amethyst: "I'm not sleeping, I'm dead. Leave flowers and get out."
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Garnet: "What do you think your last words will be?"
Amethyst: "Well, SHIT, that didn't work."
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Pearl: "The recipe says to beat three eggs."
Amethyst: "At what? Hand-to-hand combat?!"
Pearl: "Must be. Steven banned weapons in the kitchen unless there's monsters in here, remember?"
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Amethyst, depressed and lying on the floor: "I just feel like a noodle."
Baby Opal, joining her on the floor and hugging her: "Good, I like pasta."
#steven universe#amethyst SU#opal su#pearlmethyst#pearlmethyst baby#i love the concept of fusions being the characters kids#for example opal is pearl and amethysts daughter
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Peedee: "Have you always wanted to be a hero?"
Steven: "Yeah, except for that one summer when I was six and I really wanted to be a Cookie Cat."
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Sometimes I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone staring at me weird.
Steven Quartz Universe
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Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by.
Steven Quartz Universe
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Pearl: "WHAT ARE THESE SHATTERED GEMS DOING IN THE BATHTUB?"
Amethyst: "Honestly, not much."
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Priyanka, as Steven's doctor: "What's your sleep schedule?"
Steven: "Bold of you to assume I have one."
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Sapphire, just expressing her affection like anyone would: "Ruby, I would die for you."
Ruby, gripping Sapphire's shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: "I would never let that happen, Sapphi."
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Amethyst: "I'm sorry, Pearl, but this time I can't do what you say."
Pearl: "What do you mean, 'this time'? You've never done what I've said once since you came from the Kindergarten."
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Amethyst: "Before we start, can you scan Steven?"
Cashier: "Sure!"
-The cashier attempts to scan Steven, obviously to no avail.-
Amethyst: "I knew it!"
Amethyst, to baby Steven: "You're worthless."
Pearl, snatching Steven away: "You're supposed to say he's priceless! What kind of parent are you?!"
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Connie: "I'm having problems with a guy."
Amethyst: "'His body won't fit in the trunk' problems-"
Pearl: "- or 'I like him' problems?"
Connie: "'I like him' problems."
Amethyst: "Tch, shame. I could've helped with the first one."
#steven universe#connie su#amethyst SU#pearl su#she's definitely talking about steven#incorrect quotes
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